And I kind of want him to be a himbo....voiced by Zachary Levi...with Charlie being voiced by Mandy Moore...and now I just want this to be Tangled.
If we see Helsa she's going to be Regina George except with all her animation budget spent on the squid dreadlocks for one scene only. Sigh.
Personally I just want Hitler to have a cameo standing in the background in a maid outfit, holding a pineapple
I wanted Gomez Lucifer and Morticia Lilith. Relationships. Between characters.
I wanted Charlie to act like she's nobility, raised by the fuckmothering devil, and the mother of fuck, Lilith. Even if she's a cinnamon roll most of the time, the devil's offspring should be spicier than a ghost pepper when it's called for. We got cucked out of a good king and queen of hell here, and Charlie's heat level in the pilot maxed out at a jalapeno at best.
Imagine if Vaggie showed why Charlie cared for her in particular among the billions in the pit. "She wears the pants in the relationship" - ok, classic case of someone under high pressure leaning on someone else. Show it? Show Charlie's pressure? Show what Vaggie does except say "hey babe" in a rushed fight? Nah, we're just told outside of the show, which shows Charlie as a do-nothing trust fund kid.
Some kind of female sexuality at all among all the gay male melodrama would have been nice but lol, female characters even if a woman writes them, amirite? Interesting sexuality at all would have been great, but, yanno, fujo rape uwu. Seems like the only woman getting wet in this show is Nifty when she's stabbing or cleaning.
How the fuck do you make a show in a laissez-faire Hell so fucking sexless, then get Tumblr Approval™ when it's ultimately rapey as shit? Oh yeah, all those people ever get off to is porn.
I haven't rewatched yet, since there's a lot I've forgotten or not noticed given the Cocoamelon pacing, but did Angel really deal with his addiction or his hypersexual coping behavior? Did he wake Charlie up in the show? We saw that Instagram picture of her looking tired and haggard, why isn't this in the show? The crux of Charlie as a person, hinted at from the prequel comic (again, not in the show, also the comic is just gone now) as a kind person who wants to heal people hasn't really been shown, unless it was a jump cut I missed.
It's probably going to be that Adam lives through Lute or something.
Punished Adam would be great.
Time to conclude this shit. I get "you have to stick to your vision" and you can't make a story by committee. I get it. YOU STILL NEED EDITORS AND BETA READERS. There's so much hinted at that people really wanted to see, or was shown in glimmers here and there, and then nothing. But Alastor said fuck!