Off-Topic Things Troons Have Ruined

[assigned Karen at birth]

How many so-called lesbians on the app are trans?

Pretty much all of them from my understanding. HER is Ashley Madison for autogynephiles. I suspect the people running it know that men are the only ones who pay for dating apps, so they sell the dream that troons will find their cis waifu goldstar lesbian gf who's willing to make an exception because their gocks are just so uwu soft and girly.

Thought of one: pixie cuts. A woman can't have short hair without getting theythemed. Thanks, troons.

This was what I was going to post: Troons have ruined my ability to go about my business in my local woke urban center as a woman with short hair and comfortable shoes without some smug little shit assuming I'm a deluded theyperson. It's less of an issue than not being able to pee without participating in some enormous filthy scrote's humiliating woman-LARP, but it's still pretty insulting.

 

[Otis Mallebrok]

Troons are to blame for global warming!!!!

(am I playing the kiwifarms game properly?)

Not really, because you cannot honestly put the blame for global warming on troons. They are much more like an invasive species than a pollutant.

 

[Epic Fail Man]

Troons ruined Christmas after they canceled Santa Claus for being transphobic. And don't get me started on what they did to the elves.

 

[geppeto's woodclock]

Santa doesn't hate anyone, he's not transphobic.

He works one night a year; and on that night he flies around with magic reindeer, eats a tonne of cookies and fucks all the hot wives. The rest of the year he does what he wants- plays video games, fucking Mrs Claus and (playfully) bullying the elves.

He has a great life and no reason to be bitter or full of hate.

 

[geppeto's woodclock]

I have a couple of grey hairs coming in on my beard. This is India Willoughby's fault innit?

 

[Gruel Ghoul]

This poor creature...

 

[geppeto's woodclock]

What would happen if a prankster left pot cookies out for Santa? Could he still deliver all those presents while stoned?

 

[brown Guernsey cow]

Political extremism

 

[Thursday]

This thread really confirms how hard it is to "just ignore them" like so many people like to preach when you express your disgust with troons.

Buddy I'd LOVE to ignore these freaks but they have crept into just about every nerd corner of the internet.

 

[teriyakiburns]

Warhammer 40k, but not because of the female space marines demands, which are just people being contrarian for the sake of it as far as I can tell. Troons latched onto slaneesh and turned it into a symbol of their supposed struggle, to the point that they will unironically declare themselves slaneesh cultists. They literally worship the chaos god of fucking yourself into extinction. Slaneesh was supposed to be a warning of the consequences of selfishly seeking pleasure and hedonistic excess above every other thing, not a fucking role model. Now they're at the point where they get pissy at people who call it an evil chaos god.

Now the game has rules for being a gender fluid cripple with a magic wheelchair and suddenly a dungeon in a dragon seems less fantastical.

Wheelchair accessible dungeons.

"They" and "Their" being used more to refer obviously normal strangers as if their gender is a complete mystery. Maybe I'm reaching but I've noticed the avoidance of gendered becoming more popular.

I see "they" being used not only for people who everyone in the conversation knows is male or female, but for people taking part in the conversation. It's reached the point where they're having to stop every five minutes to coordinate who "they" is at that moment. They refuse to use he and she because transphobia, but they also refuse to use names unless they have absolutely no other choice, because apparently referring to people by their name a lot is also transphobia.

 

[ExsanguinateHorizon]

Pastel pink, blue, and white color combinations.

I really hate this one. You might as well be wearing the troon flag itself if you want to wear some combo of those colors.
Fuck it though, there's plenty of ways to design that palette that's not troon bait. Wear what you want and don't let them claim anything.

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

Warhammer 40k, but not because of the female space marines demands, which are just people being contrarian for the sake of it as far as I can tell. Troons latched onto slaneesh and turned it into a symbol of their supposed struggle, to the point that they will unironically declare themselves slaneesh cultists. They literally worship the chaos god of fucking yourself into extinction. Slaneesh was supposed to be a warning of the consequences of selfishly seeking pleasure and hedonistic excess above every other thing, not a fucking role model. Now they're at the point where they get pissy at people who call it an evil chaos god.

Huh, haven't seen too many examples of this specifically, but I appreciate their honesty regardless.

 

[melty]

Going to nerd places. There's always some guy in a dress and everyone awkwardly playing along that he is a true and honest female.

It is compulsory at some institutions, notably hospitals. I don't know if you can object to having to disclose your pronouns and get an exception from HR. Maybe if you make it sound like it's because you're genderqueer and think ending every email with "ze/zim/zis" is information you shouldn't have to disclose to clients because it's personal.

I hate this. I find it really unprofessional. When I see people do this in my work, I immediately write them off as non useful people.

 

[Frogget-me-not]

Tall women. Troons have made me second guess if 5’8+ Dutch women might just be men in dresses.

 

[Stan]

Going to nerd places. There's always some guy in a dress and everyone awkwardly playing along that he is a true and honest female.

I hate this. I find it really unprofessional. When I see people do this in my work, I immediately write them off as non useful people.

if HR banned green pants, I would have to comply.

 

[melty]

if HR banned green pants, I would have to comply.

Not a knock on you. I would probably not want to deal with your organization though. Actually, one of our vendor partners was like this, and I advocated to switch away from them which we eventually did.

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

Tall women. Troons have made me second guess if 5’8+ Dutch women might just be men in dresses.

Heck, it's thanks to troons that many men find themselves scrutinizing women much more closely. Paranoia that any woman who looks even slightly "off" is actually a man in disguise.

 

[Ukraine is Big Gay]

Indie game development and programming in general. Fucking exhausting that you're not even safe if you pre-screen games and software because they can just retroactively add shit to "Own da chuds" at a moment's notice.

 

[TruffleSpark]

This thread really confirms how hard it is to "just ignore them" like so many people like to preach when you express your disgust with troons.

Buddy I'd LOVE to ignore these freaks but they have crept into just about every nerd corner of the internet.

me posting the thing again:

 

[Arkin O'Brien]

Cosmic horror. Troons have decided that the outer gods/the eldritch are somehow a metaphor for them. They've overrun the Bloodborne fandom like they've overrun Silent Hill.

I don't even bother with the newer weird genre of books any longer. Thomas Ligotti is about as current as I get.