Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[WelperHelper99]

Look at his sunken cheeks. That shit is startling.

He literally looks like he's dying.
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Look at how horrible he looks. A man in any kind of normal health does not look like this.

What is wrong with Nick that he looks like this? The sunken cheeks, the sallow appearance, what is wrong with this man physically that he looks like this, to the point anyone looking at a picture of him immediately thinks "this man is dying?"

It's called chronic alcoholism and imminent liver failure

 

[Neetorino]

Look at his sunken cheeks. That shit is startling.

He literally looks like he's dying.
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Look at how horrible he looks. A man in any kind of normal health does not look like this.

What is wrong with Nick that he looks like this? The sunken cheeks, the sallow appearance, what is wrong with this man physically that he looks like this, to the point anyone looking at a picture of him immediately thinks "this man is dying?"

Holy shit I thought the photo was run through a filter at first. I've seen dying cancer patients who look healthier than he does. His forehead is creased and splotchy and his eyes are are sunken and red. I could imagine his eyes looking that bad if he barely slept (for a few weeks) but I doubt that's the real cause. More likely it's replacing water and food in his diet with booze; but he's not addicted and it's HILARIOUS that you'd think he is. I hope you get a million A.A. achievement tokens.

 

[AnOminous]

More likely it's replacing water and food in his diet with booze; but he's not addicted and it's HILARIOUS that you'd think he is. I hope you get a million A.A. achievement tokens.

It's just so WEIRD and HILARIOUS that you think he looks bad.

 

[Bepis]

After turning off the YouTube stream last night, Nick left Branca to hold the fort while he went to the bathroom, adding that he also had to "check" on Kayla. He came back 8 minutes later and said she had him get her a Gatorade and "take some stuff out of her room" (which is the second time he claimed to have to do that in the middle of a show in the past little while since he also claimed to be lifting boxes to the car at one point recently).

Did he specifically say 'her' room? Could just be his wet brain messing his words up and me reading too much into things, but at this point I also wouldn't be surprised if they're in separate bedrooms. The checking in and doing all this for her kind of reads to me like a husband desperately trying to get back in his wife's good graces after doing something that upset her deeply.

 

[Anticipointment]

Did he specifically say 'her' room?

Just went and checked, yes he definitely said “she made me take some stuff out of her room”.

 

[holyhandgrenade]

Just went and checked, yes he definitely said “she made me take some stuff out of her room”.

A charitable interpretation of that is that she has a spare room for projects/crafts and she needed to get some stuff out of it
However, the more likely interpretation is they are cleaning out that room so they can put an inflatable mattress on the floor and have a revolving cast of local negroes blow her him out

 

[Doctor John B. Zyklon]

she had him get her a Gatorade and "take some stuff out of her room"

he definitely said “she made me take some stuff out of her room”.

Why isn't she taking care of herself? Why the fuck is she drinking a gatorade at that time of night? For the taste? I've only seen people drinking gatorade at that hour who are either A. Doing physical labor or B. Trying to sober up.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

>Nick admits to having AIDS
>tries to bullshit and say he just got HIV

My guess is he lied to Romaine and Energii_King when they got their annual STD tests saying how he couldn’t have accidentally pozzed them when he cut his leg in the hot tube because he only just now got HIV.

 

[Historical Strelkov]

3 years of whatever the fuck hes doing.

 

[feral cat #6385]

I can attest to that, nearly all my incomplete posts were due to her.

The other day my girl cat disabled my keyboard somehow. It was delightful figuring out how to get it working again.

People in this very thread were offended PPP called it so early in the weeb wars saga but he was right about everything that episode.

PPP was a prophet. Not the hero we deserve but the one we need right now.

I reply to all work emails with stickers. Just stickers.

Two weeks ago my company deployed a new software system. It doesn't work at all. Not a single bit of it. There have been endless conference calls and no progress. Today I told the deployment team that I appreciated their work and I hoped they make a million dollars. And followed up with All the money in the world. It drew a positive reaction from the group. Normies.

 

[Pelican Bones]

I am not a lawyer (practicing or otherwise) so I don't fully comprehend what is happening with the MN LLC, but if Ass-ton were to setup a Rekieta Law LLC in the state of Minnesota with Warski and take the name from Nick that would be terrible and absolutely not funny and PPPhat is too fat to even spend a couple hundred American dollars (actual currency, not Canadian monopoly money) to do something like that.

Inshallah Andy is too retarded to find this funny.

 

[Doctor John B. Zyklon]

9 seconds, new record baby!

"Let's see if I can do my job tonight!"

 

[Evilronald]

The other ay my girl cat disabled my keyboard somehow. It was delightful figuing out how to get it working again.

PPP was a prophet. Not the hero we deserve but the one we need right now.

Two weeks ago my company deployed a new software system. Nothing in it works. There have been nothing but conference calls and no progress. Today I told the deployment team that I appreciated their work and I hoped they make a million dollars. And followed up with All the money in the world. It drew a positive reaction from the group. Normies.

PPP isn’t shit, he’s a grifter like the rest of them. Internet “celebrities” always rise and fall. Even Mister metokur reflects this, although his is health issues. Perhaps if he didn’t get whatever fucked up condition he has would’ve trooned out or had the anime he watches hollow out his brain completely. It’s only a matter of time until PPP’s ego grows too large and he becomes something even worse than Ralph or Rekieta. Such is the way of the Internet.

 

[Get the rope Macaulay!]

ook at his parents at a Jazz club this December.

I feel people are too hard on his parents. people act like because they act like this while retired that they were using balldos when Nick was a kid. plenty of literature on generational trauma as well as countless personal examples show the abusive parent can become the fun grandparent. You'd be surprised how much the stress of the rat race and raising kids has on some people, the father that used to beat his kid could become the stoner once the kids move out and live their own life. the ultra religious mother becoming the woman obsessed with romance novels and enjoys HBO shows and their lack of censorship when it comes to nudity or cursing.

I’d immediately bull rush through the crowd, trampling (to the untrained eye) children and the elderly because someone needs to be a leader and clear the exit.

YOU'RE LIVING IN THE PAST MAN! YOU'RE REFERENCING A SHOW FROM THE 90S MAN!

Is it an actual statistic or just a saying that most inherited wealth is completely squandered by the third generation?

its a saying, statisticians can make it true if they play with the stats but its more of a saying based on archetypes from antiquity. Its mostly because people might not teach the right lessons to their kids and those kids' kids end up assholes. Unless you count 7/11 franchise owners as "rich" the stats don't add up well.

If you don't understand the value of money because you've never had to worry about it you can't be responsible with it.

people will call me out for it, but chris chan doesn't understand the value of money either and his family is lower middle class. if anything a big part of being rich is knowing whats worth splurging on and what not. the idea of a class system with levels is bullshit. its more like a class genre. the artist will make way less money than the used car salesman but will be more sophisticated but also probably have less of an idea of the value of money than the used car salesman too.

Hoarders have the exact opposite problem of nick and will be too cheap with everything while also keeping a ton of junk thats literally worthless. that billy beer or comic book you brought based on the idea that its a collectors item won't actually go up in value. Just because you have a million baseball cards doesn't mean you have any that are worth anything. Look at Soros, for less money than the average person makes in loudon county he brought the prosecutor and can destroy the lives of thousands of people who didn't realize how much power their local government has and certainly weren't going to give the equivalent of pocket change to prevent their friends and family from being raped by the government.

The rich kids I hung out with tended to be bad students, but they knew how to manage their shit.

they can't teach charisma in school, so they dont really need school for the reasons many people would. they have a whole different set of objectives too, its not about making the money but keeping it. To think otherwise is as retarded as teaching your kid how to use punch cards just because thats what programming was back in the 70s.

woulda been for them to be directly involved in his education as in he didnt go to highschool and wish to be a nigger but was just taught directly and made to be truly productive

you're literally describing how he's raising his kids so maybe this will be a wegmans/ford situation where there's a shithead generation inbetween two great ones.

The real power move would have been to Jackie Chan him, cut him off entirely and tell him to make his own way in the world.

that does work out for some people, although its also more of a bluff. usually someone so coddled will be taken aback at how hard life truely is and will shape up almost immediately. Like a few nights in jail will set them straight in a way it clearly doesn't for most black teenagers.

like mike roe whose a fucking opera singer and got a job playing a rough neck everybody.

theater doesn't actually pay well, also a high percentage of people can sing. Mike just got paid a fuck load more to do dirty jobs than anyone else.

and the whole crusade against him would have collapsed overnight

tell that to John Barrowman.

Such is the way of the Internet.

PPP's downfall happened before his rise. between the starfish, being disowned by his family, the tranny stuff, and working multiple shitty jobs before "selling out" i'd say Ashton already has had way more life experiences and hardship than your average internet famous person and because of that isn't going to fuck up this prize. He understands completely how absurd and lucky he is to make money this way.

9 seconds, new record baby!

between canceling shows and only announcing right as the show starts Nick is destroying any chance for paypigs to show up and give him money. a big reason nick or the killstream did so well at streaming is because of how regular it was. Nick himself knew this which is why he still did the night shows after the trial shows. you go away for too long and people gravitate somewhere else.

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

Just went and checked, yes he definitely said “she made me take some stuff out of her room”.

Is Kayla getting upset her husband keeps telling her to make out with thots in the hot tub while he's taking lots of dick up his ass?

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

That seriously depends what kind of trust it is. If whoever set it up isn't retarded, they know Nick is a complete fuckup and any money in his control is getting squandered on Rustangs and "art" and retard shit, so they'd set it up to benefit the kids. So whoever had custodial care would probably get most of the money coming out of it, and that would probably be Kayla.

He's vehemently denied such a thing, but he could just be doing his usual disingenuous snake talk, i.e. I don't "have" a trust because you don't "have" a trust, it exists for your benefit. Anything Nick says can be safely ignored because trying to divine whatever technicality he's pulling is just a waste of time.

It was really obvious that his source of support was a total mystery before his short-lived Internet fortune, wasn't in his control, and he bitterly resented that, because the instant he did have money within his control he immediately began squandering it like a retard who had never had six figures in his life.

In any event, he wouldn't be living in that house, he wouldn't be keeping the Rustang, that "art" would be liquidated, and he'd be in Lowtax territory in some shitty apartment somewhere if his parents didn't bail him out one last time.

This might be an optimistic assumption because it's entirely possible both Nick AND Kayla are going to need tard wrangling.

In any event, the one thing I'm pretty sure we can assume is the paterfamilias is not going to fuck over the grandkids in favor of Nick, even if they decide he's basically a dead loss himself as a human.

Generation-skipping inheritances were invented for the Balldo's of the families.

I m gonna welcome in Kiwi to correct me cause I dip in and out of this thread and dont follow it strongly.

Nick did work but it was performative. The trust fund set demands on him but his family failed to "invest in him correctly"

Nick we to college but got a bullshit degree and a woman.

Nick go money provided he was educated and employeed so he did finical shit at wells fargo. His lifestyle and income were not connected he was able to access trust money and get a boost.

He went back to school to become a lawyer and was support by family money. Thats why he had the free time to fart around on the dick show facebook and get his start streaming.

In all honestly its the worse of both worlds nick was required to be employeed but it was just as performative as his education first time around.

I ve seen this shit with the kids and grandkids of small family buisness like construction and shit were by the time you get the grandkids its just not there.

The power move for nick parents woulda been for them to be directly involved in his education as in he didnt go to highschool and wish to be a nigger but was just taught directly and made to be truly productive

Bit of a spoiler for the new OP, but as far as I can tell. he worked Circuit City as a teen, then he went to uni, post graduation, he worked at Target overnights until he wanted to spend more time with Kayla after a miscarriage, then he worked at Thrivent, then Wells Fargo. He went to law school then, and I think he says he worked full-time and did night classes. Still looking for the clips for the last.

He got called at three in the morning. Allegedly. That's not some sort of civil matter, since at that hour, somebody fucked up, probably under the influence of something, and it would probably be some sort of family member, friend, or some sort of acquaintance who knew him from somewhere and he was the person they knew who was a lawyer and thought of calling. Nobody is calling at 3:00am to discuss changing their will or negotiating a lease agreement.

But, whatever, it probably didn't happen. Even Rekieta's fans are starting to push back on his absurd excuses about how he has to drive his kids 36 hours a day, and he's likely trying new ones out.

Could he be passing his business card out at the gay bars, swinger parties, and other degenerate events he goes to? Maybe some tranny was caught with a minor and needed Nick to spring him for bail? Or maybe some thot got a DUI and called him?

I am joking, but these are about the only kinds of situations outside the family calling him--but I would think they know he is a joke.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Lost opportunities lamented in LOCALS:

Spoiler: Chat discusses Nick content and fails

Nick's contract:

 

[Neetorino]

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Anything for you, Nick. Glad to hear my work is being appreciated by the Big Guy himself lmao. I do genuinely wish we could poll the Locals to find out just how many of them also read Nick's thread, but maybe those stats are better left as a surprise.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Anything for you, Nick. Glad to hear my work is being appreciated by the Big Guy himself lmao. I do genuinely wish we could poll the Locals to find out just how many of them also read Nick's thread, but maybe those stats are better left as a surprise.

I cannot tell you how many LOCALS folks read the thread, buy I can say that I see a LOT of formerly familiar names from Balldo's YT and LOCALS in Sean's chat, LOCALS, and DISCORD...

 

[feral cat #6385]

To ensure we don't overlook it, "not much" COULD mean there's not much to talk about in this context.

No matter which way you read it. Nick comes across as a massive piece of shit.

PPP isn’t shit, he’s a grifter like the rest of them. Internet “celebrities” always ride and fall. Even Mister metokur reflects this, although his is health issues. Perhaps if he didn’t get whatever fucked up condition he has would’ve trooned out or had the anime he watches hollow out his brain completely. It’s only a matter of time until PPP’s ego grows too large and he becomes something even worse than Ralph or Rekieta. Such is the way of the Internet.

It's a meme you autistic fuck. I hope you make all the money in the world.

I cannot tell you how many LOCALS folks read the thread, buy I can say that I see a LOT of formerly familiar names from Balldo's YT and LOCALS in Sean's chat, LOCALS, and DISCORD...

His locals is starting to look like this thread.