@Android Raptor Hate Thread

[Bargain Bin Laden]

Mange.
FLEAS. (It's horrible, you have to treat it like headlice)
Toxoplasmosis
Cat-scratch fever
e. Coli
Giardiasis
leptospirosis

I have like all of these and I’m perfectly fine.

 

[draggs]

Humans also created zoosadism

Sadism in general is correlated with high intelligence, just the way it is. Cats, dolphins, chimps, humans, etc.

 

[Begemot]

But wouldn’t it be so much easier to just kill all humans? All of us fuck up the environment to some degree so it makes more sense to kill all humans right?

Reading a bit of Linkola, lad? I didn't expect an Eco-Fascist turn here....

 

[Sparkling Yuzu]

You must've been a really poopy baby.

I've never had pinworms. All babies are poopy though.

Sounds like a skill issue. If you were brought up like a normal person like me you would have a natural immunity to things like this.

Normal like how?

 

[Bargain Bin Laden]

Normal like how?

“I’m glad you asked”, I say, with a brown smile.

 

[Shidoen]

I've never had pinworms. All babies are poopy though.

I've had pinworms, all it takes is a cup of medicine and it's all good.

 

[John R. Brown M.D.]

Sadism in general is correlated with high intelligence, just the way it is. Cats, dolphins, chimps, humans, etc.

That helps to explain why I'm so smart.

 

[Android raptor]

Sadism in general is correlated with high intelligence, just the way it is. Cats, dolphins, chimps, humans, etc.

Then why are the monkey torture fucks always the stupidest people

 

[Sparkling Yuzu]

I've had pinworms, all it takes is a cup of medicine and it's all good.

Yeah, I heard they're really easy to treat with one dose of meds but parasites are just really gross to me. Even head lice, which I luckily never got yet. My parents always put tea tree oil on my scalp and braided my hair and it seemed to work.

 

[Shidoen]

Yeah, I heard they're really easy to treat with one dose of meds but parasites are just really gross to me. Even head lice, which I luckily never got yet. My parents always put tea tree oil on my scalp and braided my hair and it seemed to work.

Wow from that I assumed you were always well-groomed and sheltered. I was all over the place getting lice, splinters, leeches, and other things a little boy could get his hands on.

 

[Android raptor]

I never got leeches on my body but I saw some in a pond once and thought it was neat.

 

[Shidoen]

I never got leeches on my body but I saw some in a pond once and thought it was neat.

Word of advice, don't swim in a lake in Louisiana wearing nothing but Adidas shorts. ESPECIALLY if you have testicles.

 

[Sparkling Yuzu]

I was all over the place getting lice, splinters, leeches, and other things a little boy could get his hands on.

I did get a leech on me once but my mom got it off with those little salt packets from fast food places. She carried them in the lunch bag to get leeches off easily at the beach. Also got a deer tick once somehow on my chest without leaving my deck.

 

[Shidoen]

I did get a leech on me once but my mom got it off with those little salt packets from fast food places. She carried them in the lunch bag to get leeches off easily at the beach. Also got a deer tick once somehow on my chest without leaving my deck.

I did not have salt on me, I had to get the leech off of one of my balls using a pocket knife and a credit card. I remember getting a bunch of ticks before but on my body it was only 2-3 at a time.

 

[Bargain Bin Laden]

Then why are the monkey torture fucks always the stupidest people

I’m something of a zoosadist myself.

 

[Stan]

I've never had pinworms. All babies are poopy though.

Normal like how?

Normal is when you're managing hygiene and body care on your baby so they don't get cutaneous worm infections.

Wow from that I assumed you were always well-groomed and sheltered. I was all over the place getting lice, splinters, leeches, and other things a little boy could get his hands on.

Snakes, snails, and scrotal fold tears: this is what little boys are made of

 

[Shidoen]

Normal is when you're managing hygiene and body care on your baby so they don't get cutaneous worm infections.

Snakes, snails, and scrotal fold tears: this is what little boys are made of

Well getting plenty of infections as a kid made me ensure that I maintain cleanliness.

Wrong I am made 20% out of chocolates just by consumption, and about a credit card worth of plastics.

 

[Android raptor]

Snakes, snails, and scrotal fold tears: this is what little boys are made of

I am 2/3rds of the way to being a little boy

 

[Shidoen]

I am 2/3rds of the way to being a little boy

Your only barrier is being a woman in her 30s.

 

[Epic Fail Man]

Then why are the monkey torture fucks always the stupidest people

because they are from 3rd world countries, duh.