Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

Fishmalk Observer said:
From memory it was 2 friends discussing, the guy writing about it was a talent agent and showbizz guy the other a physicist/stem guy. Reading the journal they found random article about their own specialties and knew the journoscum that wrote it was completely full of shit, but when it wasn't about their own specialty they had a tendency to just believe what was written ( even tho they KNEW the journoscum were retarded in other fields too.)
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The Gellman Amnesia Effect coined by author Michael Crichton:
Briefly stated, the Gell-Mann Amnesia effect is as follows. You open the newspaper to an article on some subject you know well. In Murray's case, physics. In mine, show business. You read the article and see the journalist has absolutely no understanding of either the facts or the issues. Often, the article is so wrong it actually presents the story backward—reversing cause and effect. I call these the "wet streets cause rain" stories. Paper's full of them.

In any case, you read with exasperation or amusement the multiple errors in a story, and then turn the page to national or international affairs, and read as if the rest of the newspaper was somehow more accurate about Palestine than the baloney you just read. You turn the page, and forget what you know.

That is the Gell-Mann Amnesia effect. I'd point out it does not operate in other arenas of life. In ordinary life, if somebody consistently exaggerates or lies to you, you soon discount everything they say. In court, there is the legal doctrine of falsus in uno, falsus in omnibus, which means untruthful in one part, untruthful in all. But when it comes to the media, we believe against evidence that it is probably worth our time to read other parts of the paper. When, in fact, it almost certainly isn't. The only possible explanation for our behavior is amnesia.
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Maude Snew said:
Let me try one.

Joe Biden is so old that Patrick S Tomlinson hasn't been able to find a publisher after all his lifetime book sales combined haven't gotten into the five digits.
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Joe Biden is so old that Patrick S Tomlinson lost his parental rights over his daughter to his friend "Pringles Can John" whose nickname was given by Pat's ex-wife for his whopping monster penis.

Joe Biden is so old that Pringles Can John went on to not only successfully parent Pat's daughter, but have more children with Pat's ex wife.

Joe Biden is so old that Pringles Can John was more of a father figure to patrick's own daughter in the short time he had to parent her before he passed (May god rest that good man's soul), and she has grown to dislike Pat as a result of this.
 
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Paranoia Machine said:
Joe Biden is so old that Patrick S Tomlinson lost his parental rights over his daughter to his friend "Pringles Can John" whose nickname was given by Pat's ex-wife for his whopping monster penis.

Joe Biden is so old that Pringles Can John went on to not only successfully parent Pat's daughter, but have more children with Pat's ex wife.

Joe Biden is so old that Pringles Can John was more of a father figure to his own daughter in the short time he had to parent her before he passed (May god rest that good man's soul), and she has grown to dislike Pat as a result of this.
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These facts really put how old Joe Biden is into perspective.

However, you and others in this thread forgot to mention that Joe Biden is so old that Pat grinds black children into pepperoni. That is REALLY old!
 
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LGHDR+ said:
Here's what he was able to crack off - he's not a musician, so if anybody can improve on it please do! The instrumental is on YouTube, and Infinite Mac link to generate the voice is listed above.

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Here's an attempt.
Patisfaction
 
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Paranoia Machine said:
Oh god, the music video was just hot chicks being jiggled around by power tools. Will the Patisfaction version be Fatrick replacing them all and we watch him jiggle like a fuckin' animate human-shaped waterbed?? i HATE THIS
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Hopefully, this will make you feel better.

That is not the original video, it's a remake. This is the original:


So it would be something a little bit more like this:

 
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something i meant to post earlier but forgot because the farms were getting ddos'd:

i was browsing onaforums when i saw one of the users there posted a plausible suggestion for where patrick is getting his money from and how he keeps narrowly avoiding total catastrophe. in this thread, we've already seen how he posted total bullshit about doing better thanks to ACA (ObamaCare) which is one of the biggest lies of the fucking century. the ona user suggested that patrick has been defrauding government programs like the PPP during the COVID pandemic years and he accomplished this by starting up the fake autoblog, aka becoming Torque Wheeler, and buying Niki's SEO services through the blog, and somehow bullshitting his way into getting funds.

i'm not sure i've ever believed Mama Raven/Lynne is helping out with anything financially but she may be helping them defraud the gov't. Niki is extremely retarded, like just as much as pat and she always seems doped up on something imo. there's no way patrick is making passive income from his authorial career, so that can be ruled out. it's a given that he's in a state of permanently bleeding money because he doesn't rent out the other half of his house. unless he were financially audited, there's no way for us net rats to know, but it's very telling how keen fatrick is to avoid debtor's exams and play up his victimhood, and it's also very telling that he does not appear to leave his house anymore. he hasn't played up any vacations or outings aside from GenCon (where he was thoroughly humiliated), and he's only expanding his corpulent presence on social media platforms.

not to mention, he's stopped buying things and posting about them.

he has everything to lose and absolutely nothing to gain.
 
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reptile baht spaniard rid said:
Wait, the other half of the half hovel isn’t actually rented out? wtf

I feel like a nigger who has played 2,000 hours of some video game and missed an entire major part of it
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no, he's definitely not renting it out. it would be a huge thing for everyone if it was. you could bet some ona member would try to contact the renter(s) and infodump about their landlords. it can be certain he's never rented it out in all the time he's owned it. because he's retarded. the only reason to buy a house like his is to literally rent out the excess space and then eventually rent both spaces out. he hasn't done this.
 
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Sexy Senior Citizen said:
Okay but seriously, don't SWAT Patrick. One ragepig recording is more than enough.)
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DSP still holds the title for the first pig to interviewed for getting SWATted, Guinness book of world records have yet to double check Fatrick's claim for being most SWATed pig in America.
 
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OtherLastTrainHome said:
in this thread, we've already seen how he posted total bullshit about doing better thanks to ACA (ObamaCare) which is one of the biggest lies of the fucking century
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I can believe he's getting good deals on Obamacare. Years ago when I didn't make much money, Obamacare was cheaper than getting it through my company or getting health insurance the usual way. Since Fatrick makes even less than I did back then (maybe a few hundred dollars a month in insurance residuals) due to sitting on his fat ass xeeting all day and living off his gassy wife who does low-rent SEO garbage usually outsourced to pajeets, he probably is getting awesome deals. His household is likely below all sorts of poverty thresholds which gets great deals on insurance, even though he's a morbidly obese alcoholic with high blood pressure, herpes, and god knows what other conditions. That's the group Obamacare was targeted at after all, just like Patso targets them for pepperoni production.

I think he's definitely been defrauding the government since we know he and Nikki stole PPP money.
 
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