Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Uncle Buck]

no, he's definitely not renting it out. it would be a huge thing for everyone if it was. you could bet some ona member would try to contact the renter(s) and infodump about their landlords. it can be certain he's never rented it out in all the time he's owned it. because he's retarded. the only reason to buy a house like his is to literally rent out the excess space and then eventually rent both spaces out. he hasn't done this.

Establishing a rental empire takes time and effort he doesn’t have to spare what with being terminally online and “correcTTing duh rekord” to his liver and toilet.

It also requires one to have some degree of charisma and ability to engage with people amicably which he totally lacks. That said, Landlord Pat might be amusing.

 

[OtherLastTrainHome]

I can believe he's getting good deals on Obamacare. Years ago when I didn't make much money, Obamacare was cheaper than getting it through my company or getting health insurance the usual way. Since Fatrick makes even less than I did back then (maybe a few hundred dollars a month in insurance residuals) due to sitting on his fat ass xeeting all day and living off his gassy wife who does low-rent SEO garbage usually outsourced to pajeets, he probably is getting awesome deals. His household is likely below all sorts of poverty thresholds which gets great deals on insurance, even though he's a morbidly obese alcoholic with high blood pressure, herpes, and god knows what other conditions. That's the group Obamacare was targeted at after all, just like Patso targets them for pepperoni production.

I think he's definitely been defrauding the government since we know he and Nikki stole PPP money.

the same poster who i've referenced also said that patrick owns a bookstore... a bookstore that only sells his own books.

and that this was precisely how he defrauded PPP. i have never heard of the bookstore thing before, though, but if anyone has pertinent information to that, it deserves to be posted.

 

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the same poster who i've referenced also said that patrick owns a bookstore... a bookstore that only sells his own books.

and that this was precisely how he defrauded PPP. i have never heard of the bookstore thing before, though, but if anyone has pertinent information to that, it deserves to be posted.

I know what you're talking about. That bookstore used to operate in a space shared with Hooligans bar, and then it moved to a space shared with the Swinging Door bar.

 

[FinnSven]

I like how Fatrick currently behaves like a has-been, but unlike actual has-beens he doesn’t have any money put away.

Or at least a trickle of residual royalties.

He is like a band from the 70s who were signed after their first pub gig to a terrible contract, only to end up paying off the record company for decades afterwards.
Except Patrick pays his debts in laughter. And the interest is high.

 

[Something Awful]

the same poster who i've referenced also said that patrick owns a bookstore... a bookstore that only sells his own books.

As far as I can tell from looking up public records, the only company Rick has in his name is "GT Insurance Services". Well, had. It was dissolved by the state of Wisconsin long ago.




Of course, that has not at any point prevented him from bragging about being a conservative small business owner.

Spoiler: Etc.

 

[OtherLastTrainHome]

As far as I can tell from looking up public records, the only company Rick has in his name is "GT Insurance Services". Well, had. It was dissolved by the state of Wisconsin long ago.

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Of course, that has not at any point prevented him from bragging about being a conservative small business owner.

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Spoiler: Etc.

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imagine having your state gov't shut down your business and you still brag about being a business owner every year since.

 

[FinnSven]

As far as I can tell from looking up public records, the only company Rick has in his name is "GT Insurance Services". Well, had. It was dissolved by the state of Wisconsin long ago.

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Of course, that has not at any point prevented him from bragging about being a conservative small business owner.

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Spoiler: Etc.

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A “shit ton” of guns?

I thought he only had his tarted up Glock and his lightweight toy like limited submachine gun?

If he thinks that is a shit ton he is right. It’s probably no more than 20 kilos worth of gun, so that is an incredibly shit ton.

 

[LGHDR+]

A “shit ton” of guns?

I thought he only had his tarted up Glock and his lightweight toy like limited submachine gun?

He stated that he bought Nigki a gun. After all, you can never be too careful - one of those methane injectors might be the father of a pepperoni slice.

Also, you know it pains me to do this to you, but I gotta correct the record. Sorry!

his lightweight toy like limited "identifies as a submachine gun but is really just the gayest semi-auto bullpup known to man"?

Spoiler: Gun Spergery

Not to derail the thread, but if I got a 5.7 specifically to fuck with Fat, it'd be a Diamondback DBX57 - because his finger probably would not fit in the trigger guard. I'm fucking shocked he can fit it in the guns he does own.

Check out this video, my favorite part is where the guy tosses a single round into the chamber in what I guess I will call a "reverse Training Day". I believe you can put AR binary triggers in it as well, from what little I've read.

 

[Tablet County]

I like how Fatrick currently behaves like a has-been, but unlike actual has-beens he doesn’t have any money put away.

Or at least a trickle of residual royalties.

He is like a band from the 70s who were signed after their first pub gig to a terrible contract, only to end up paying off the record company for decades afterwards.
Except Patrick pays his debts in laughter. And the interest is high.

Does that make him a never-has-been?

 

[AnOminous]

Yes, it was a typo

One of those hilarious Pat typos that prove that when he is seething all day responding to every single troll, he is actually TYPING THIS RETARDED SHIT EVERY TIME. Manually. Like a subhuman Luddite moron, too dumb to do macros to type the shit he does sometimes thousands of times a day, with barely seconds between them, impotently seething.

And since he's so fat, his fat fingers sometimes cause typos.

 

[No. 7 cat]

Cease thine STALKER: Shadow of CherNoChild yapping,

The Independent was bought a while back by some Russian oligarch, after which that low energy lib Bong rag became, if it was possible, even more pathetic. I doubt anyone reads it. A fitting place foe a paean to Patrick whom many call Fatrick who says to many 'enjoy prison, stalker.'

 

[AnOminous]

The Independent was bought a while back by some Russian oligarch, after which that low energy lib Bong rag became, if it was possible, even more pathetic. I doubt anyone reads it. A fitting place foe a paean to Patrick whom many call Fatrick who saya to many 'enjoy prison, stalker.'

That rag was never relevant after the year ended in 19. I think the last remotely relevant shit out of it was when Fisk was there and doing shit like interviewing Osama bin Laden well before 9/11. If you were paying attention, you already knew who OBL was well before 9/11 and when it happened, you instantly knew it was OBL.

At some point The "Independent" paywalled all of their actually worthwhile content while spewing out proto-SJW clickbait bullshit. Just like other fake news outlets.

 

[Patty Q. Anonlinson]

The Gellman Amnesia Effect coined by author Michael Crichton:

The Fattman Amnesia Effect:

You open your phone to find a text from an atalker claiming that you're abducting African American children as part of a disgusting pepperoni operation. You reply with the tried and tested "YOU HAVE BEEN INSTRUCTED MANY TIMES" spiel which will surely banish the harraser like that patronus spell from that tranny-hater film. Unfortunately it doesn't work and the atalker continues to make fun of you and call you fat.

Later on you receive another text from a funster and repeat the exact same response, without any memory of its' futility.

 

[Something Awful]

Remember that time this fucking queer ruminated on whether it's okay to kill a woman for trying to talk to him at a bar?



Guessing he doesn't run into problems like that anymore. Just one of the little perks of looking like an obese pedophile with bitch tits.

 

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Remember that time this fucking queer ruminated on whether it's okay to kill a woman for trying to talk to him at a bar?

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Guessing he doesn't run into problems like that anymore. Just one of the little perks of looking like an obese pedophile with bitch tits.

It's strange knowing that at one point in a not so distant past, Rick was only just fat rather than a giant tub of lard.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

Remember that time this fucking queer ruminated on whether it's okay to kill a woman for trying to talk to him at a bar?

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Guessing he doesn't run into problems like that anymore. Just one of the little perks of looking like an obese pedophile with bitch tits.

"I was picked at random"

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

Remember that time this fucking queer ruminated on whether it's okay to kill a woman for trying to talk to him at a bar?

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Guessing he doesn't run into problems like that anymore. Just one of the little perks of looking like an obese pedophile with bitch tits.

Is that fat faggot wearing an “enjoy slurm” shirt?

Can fandoms sue him for defamation for wearing their shit?

 

[AnOminous]

Remember that time this fucking queer ruminated on whether it's okay to kill a woman for trying to talk to him at a bar?

Imagine being so gay and autistic you don't even understand what a bar is for. Apparently, this alcoholic faggot only understood the part that it's for drinking.

It's not for being antisocial and a faggot.

This idiot apparently just thought "a man drinks at a bar" but being autistic, didn't grasp the social part of it.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

Imagine being so gay and autistic you don't even understand what a bar is for. Apparently, this alcoholic faggot only understood the part that it's for drinking.

It's not for being antisocial and a faggot.

This idiot apparently just thought "a man drinks at a bar" but being autistic, didn't grasp the social part of it.

If you want to work from home at the bar use the goddamn tables! Everyone will know what to do then, you don’t sit at the bar unless you want at least a minimum of chit chat. There are tables right there! I can see them!

 

[S.C.U.D.]

There are tables right there! I can see them!

No, stalker. Those are your delusions again. There are no tables. Never were. Enjoy prison.