Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

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teriyakiburns said:
"Next, please."

Or just sit there and wait for the queue to move forward.
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In the US, moving forward without being invited or acknowledged will get you pointedly ignored. It's your punishment for ignoring the sign that says "Wait here." Or they might be finishing up their work on the previous transaction, but it feels like a punishment.

Thread tax. I don't even.....
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Wrong hole! Wrong hole!
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What kind of sick freak gets off on putting his penis in a woman's vagina? Why can't they just fuck assholes like normal men?
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Yet another way we cismen are inferior to transmen, our clumsy flesh dicks. Look, evolution didn't give us much in the way of penile proprioception, I'm sorry. But it's not like slipping into the front-hole in the course of intercourse is some unthinkable blunder, y'know? It happens. Usually it's no big deal (at least in my experience).

I've been on T two months and I pass pretty well. Why do men keep misgendering me when we're sparring or when we're washing up together?
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Reminds me of Margot Verger in Thomas Harris's Hannibal. Maybe she'll try to take a shower with Barney and post what happens.

This experience must have been like one of those horror movies where you find out everyone is secretly a creature (Invasion of the Body Snatchers) or a cultist (Rosemary's Baby) or both (Society). Movie idea: To survive, the final girl must detransition and be the girl.
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Right now, she thinks her coworkers are the only ones behaving this way. I really hope she continues her interviews and posts a follow up.
 
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Pepo said:
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Who just shows off their friend's nasty herpes sore when ebegging on their behalf?

Unlike Reddit, Tumblr allows posts soliciting donations, but it's very rare to see a photo of the troon in the post. They're usually titled something like "Help a Queer Black Enby Jewish Trans Woman Escape an Abusive Situation" and provide venmo and paypal links, and sometimes they showcase shitty drawings and beg for someone to comission them at prices that are too high for the quality of art they show off.

Many tumblr users have blacklisted the words Venmo and Paypal in an attempt to clear their dashboard of shameless e-beggers, and the troons want to make sure their posts aren't filtered out, so they always spell them wrong or add extra characters.
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My grandparents had a story about driving through Germany on holiday in the 60s, the car, specifically the radiator being totally fucked, and some little podunk german garage, a guy cracked an egg into the radiator, and it fixed it.

Charlotte should try that. No fund needed!
Apparently it coagulates inside and blocks up the leak. And it lasts, too.
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Egg, egg, egg, egg.
Do the egg, Charlotte.
 
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ShmeedlesMcGee said:
>Ethnicity & Background
>Imam Dr. Brock-Levi has a rich and diverse genetic makeup, with roots in Iceland, Iran, and Palestine. He identifies most closely with his Mozabite Jewish background from his mother’s side and his Sámi background from his father’s side.
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Another crazy pooner.
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There are no Sàmi in Iceland and claiming reindeer hearder ancestry is very popular in northern Europe among the identity obsessed, something like being "part native" in burgerland. They are the only natives of Europe according to the EU, so it makes them hella exotic and it gives you a pass to call other people just as blonde as you are "colonisers", all the rage in university circles.
 
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Thursday said:
Seeing them eat their own with dumb takes like this is hilarious. I'd love to see more trannies seething at each other from their weird sexism 2.0 mental hellscape.
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Trannies being so quick to eat one another alive should make everyone watching realize that they don’t actually care about their “community”, rather about being needlessly outraged and chasing clout. No real marginalized group infights with the pure vitriol troons do because the real oppressed people realize that without each other, they have nothing.
Standardized Profile said:
Wrong hole! Wrong hole!
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Posts like these are what the Islamic Content and Horrifying stickers are for. I just can’t imagine going on Reddit and talking about your gay hookups and the buttplugs you shove up your asshole and how your gay lover needed to stick his dick into your ass and impatiently chose your atrophied vagina etc.

The corpse of “shame” has been rotting in a ditch for years now, and at this point I’m not sure who to blame.
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Thread tax. I don't even.....
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I can’t add anything to this, but it made me laugh really hard. I’ve got some bad news about your “prostate” little pooner… :(
Geraldine said:
The funny thing is, men pee sitting down all the time for various reasons. Such as being tired.
Furthermore. no one is going to check that you're not also shitting.
In general, men ignore each other in the men's room.

It would be a total non-issue if she understood what men are like.
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Men do not give a fuck about what other men do in the public restroom unless they’re loudly jacking off or something and even then the thought isn’t “I wonder if that’s a real man or a FTM I can misgender” rather it’s “stop beating off while im taking a shit, gross faggot”

The public bathroom histrionics are one of the most blatantly retarded parts of the “trans movement.” Nobody sane thinks about them for any longer then it takes to get in, do their business and get out.
 
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AfghanBlue said:
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The instant I saw the post title and without reading a single word of the rest of it, I just knew that at least one of the replies would be something along the lines of "well maybe she is trans/FTM". These people never miss an opportunity to groom/recruit, it's instinctual at this point.

Basically the body of the text boils down to "my friend isn't special like I am and it annoys me when she uses my special words". It's fucking juvenile and since when did Reddit become the go-to for dealing with friendship dramas rather than, I dunno, talking it out or speaking with your other friends about this sort of shit?
 
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Nanashi no kiwi said:
That thread is a gold mine.

Looks like the suggestion of attention seeking behavior hit a little too close to home for u/LanguageGeniusGod:
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Meanwhile, I'm legit unsure if this reply is meant to be satire or not:
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I haven't been on tumblr in a few years, wtf is cis-iso ??? No idea what the difference is between genderflux and fluid, either.

Most likely this chick just goes by she/her and sometimes just wears a baggy shirt, anyways
 
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SpiderBitch said:
I haven't been on tumblr in a few years, wtf is cis-iso ???
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You burn them into a CD

AfghanBlue said:
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I love how they can't even reach a consensus on what is what. It's like dysphoria/dysmorphia is a catch all term for feeling uncomfortable with anything in their lives.

I mean, it is but it's funny to see people talking like this thinking normal people are just "ignorant and uneducated on trans issues." and that's why they think the way they do.
 
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Nanashi no kiwi said:
That thread is a gold mine.

Looks like the suggestion of attention seeking behavior hit a little too close to home for u/LanguageGeniusGod:
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Also from u/LanguageGeniusGod:
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Meanwhile, I'm legit unsure if this reply is meant to be satire or not:
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wanna add autisticgender to that, dude? Also, I had a friend who self-harmed and she didn't proudly tell the world for some cheap attention. If you need attention then scream "look at me" or something instead of slitting your wrists. who the fuck are you, tumblr?
 
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Super Dilator Duel 3D said:
Where does the “my nerves will reconnect and wake up any day now” idea come from? I first prominently heard it from Kevin Gibes, who has been saying the same thing for years after getting his stinkditch installed. Is this something they come up with out of cope-fueled denial that they’ve permanently removed their ability to feel sexual pleasure or is it told to them by black market doctors? Or both?
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Postoperative paresthesia. Some numbness is a common side effect of surgery, especially invasive surgery. It can indeed take quite a while for full feeling to return after some forms of surgery, and some nerve damage can take quite some time to heal. However that's very different to having numbness for 1 year + which likely indicates permanent damage. Also as that particular individual claims the nerves in his "vagina" would not be connected to the pudendal nerve, which is the nerve that is hooked up to your genitals and other erogenous zones down there -
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Nerves in the genitals come from a few different places. In women the punendal nerve in women innervates the labia and clitoris (not the vagina) but given the surgeon's skinned his dick the actual nerves on the inside of his amhole should be the same ones that were in his penis skin (and thus pundendal), which is why he's apparently hoping they'll wake up because he liked stimulating his shaft. But I'm not sure why he's saying the nerves wouldn't be connected to the pudendal nerve bundle, unless the surgeon discarded most of the penile skin and used scrotal skin to make his amhole. I'm pretty sure the surgeon wouldn't have tried to connect penile skin nerves to a different nerve bundle (which might be why the surgeon just gave him a blank look).
I don't think the surgeons really know either but looking it up -
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I can't see the whole paper but it sounds like this analysis is basically saying "there's not actually much clinical followup but apparently genital surgery results in amazing nerve recovery and an ability to orgasm for basically every patient, with way better nerve recovery than any other surgery". The use of "anecdotal" and reference to "confounding factors" is maybe a subtle way of saying "we think the transgender patients are lying about how well their surgical recovery has gone as a cope", it certainly doesn't mesh with the anecdotes we see on here.
But anyway long story short: the "nerves waking up" thing is just a way to cope with the fact they've got no sensation or no erogenous sensation, because that way they can keep telling themselves that they haven't irreversibly mangled their genitals and lost all sexual sensation.
 
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