Why do Americans wear shoes in their house?

[Lidl Drip]

Don't you see how disgusting it is to drag dirt from outside into your house? Is it because your floors are so dirty from wearing shoes inside that you don't want to walk on them barefoot? When will you become civilized and take your shoes off and put on some nice warm wool socks instead? Filthy!

 

[Shidoen]

Brooms and Mops exist, what are you some sort of asian?

 

[Bargain Bin Laden]

I don’t know anybody who wears shoes in their house.

 

[SentinentCloud]

admit you live in a african hut and dont even have shoes

 

[generic sauce]

Post feet

 

[User names must be unique]

Americans walk out of their home across their nice paved driveway to their car, then walk from their car across the nice clean asphalt parking lot of a Walmart, through Walmart whose linoleum floors are so clean you can eat off them, there they buy their processed cheese and shit themselves until it is time to return home via the same route.

Americans don't require shoes the same way europoors do.

 

[parsnip]

It's because they're too fat and lazy to put on/take off their shoes more than once a day. I'm surprised they haven't invented an appliance to do it for them.

 

[DankSmoker]

Do moon people not use doormats? My shoes are always clean enough for the floor. Granted I dont eat and sleep there.

 

[Lidl Drip]

Do moon people not use doormats? My shoes are always clean enough for the floor. Granted I dont eat and sleep there.

There is no way your doormats remove any of the filth from your shoes except for maybe rough dirt and sand. What if you have kids that crawl on your floors and then stick their fingers in their mouth?!

 

[Jason Wynn]

I swear you’ve asked this before…

I don’t wear my shoes inside my home; and I don’t know anyone that does. Some might wear their slippers inside but that’s about it. Most people don’t and if they do they’re seen as weirdos.

 

[generic sauce]

It's because they're too fat and lazy to put on/take off their shoes more than once a day. I'm surprised they haven't invented an appliance to do it for them.

 

[BScCollateral]

This is why I always walk on my ceiling.

 

[PyroJohn]

why do europoors walk barefeet

 

[DankSmoker]

There is no way your doormats remove any of the filth from your shoes except for maybe rough dirt and sand. What if you have kids that crawl on your floors and then stick their fingers in their mouth?!

They build up a healthy immune system?

 

[Dysnomia]

I wear slippers. I wash them periodically and frequently clean the bottoms with OxiClean foam. I don't want holes in my stockings or end up stepping on something sharp. Also my kitten bites toes. My room is a no shoe zone. But if I'm coming into the house or taking the dog out I am wearing shoes briefly in the house. It's ok. I'm mopping a lot.

 

[Catler]

Blue = shoes on
Green = shoes off

Conclusion: Americans are a bunch of god damn fucking penguins.

 

[DankSmoker]

Conclusion: Americans are a bunch of god damn fucking penguins.

I'm okay with that, penguins are cool.

 

[eatler]

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NGL these are great for like people 70 and up.

Also converse are actually classified as slippers to evade taxes. So take that liberales!

 

[BScCollateral]

When I come inside, I remove all my clothes, bathe my filthy body in boiling Clorox, rub myself with a grater, and shower, while holding my breath. I then don an A7L spacesuit from the Apollo missions, and only then do I dare walk around. To keep from shitting, I neither eat nor drink.
It's the only way to be safe.

 

[Waifu Days]

Merino wool are on my footsies. I didn't knit them, though. Shame.