"Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

I’m watching the archive and when Null said Stickam, I was shocked and a memory was unlocked. There was a prank caller that was named Rev that used to stream on there iirc.
He uploaded his calls on YouTube and his most notorious prank calls was to a random Motel. Where the Motel owner would go insane at the prank caller.
He did a battletoads prank call on the fat guy from Pawn Stars
And there’s a 2010 clip of Keemstar
 
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It's not exactly breaking news, but something that's been going on for a few years and really picking up steam. Teachers are ragequitting in droves because zoomers and gen asshole consist very heavily of retarded rageniggers. Teachers being ignored, insulted, threatened and physically assaulted is the new norm, along with those students being incapable of reading, taking notes, writing out sentences, watching a 10 minute educational video, naming their president, etc. In every single video of this I've seen so far, all of the offending students are niggers and the occasional spic, with very few white children ever to be seen in those classrooms. A teacher who specializes in SpEds explained that her past special needs students in the fifth grade were better at reading and writing than the current mainstream students in the seventh grade. Students have not been made to repeat failed grades for a long time now. Students who terrorize the classroom are rewarded with a break and a snack before being sent back to said classroom. We've apparently lost over 70 years of IQ growth to gen asshole alone. Shit's fucked.

I'd link a video or fifteen here, but I've been watching compilations with commentary, and I know how much you hate those in place of the raw videos. You'll get a deluge of examples to choose from if you look this topic up, though.

I'm in the camp of believing that the west may be manufacturing retards in order to justify mass importing brown people (specifically chinks and pajeets) to fill jobs that require higher education, with the most prestigious jobs being reserved for the ruling class in tiny hats.
A friend of mine teaches 3rd grade and she talks a ton about how bad her kids do on tests and assignments. She mentioned the average grade on their standardized tests was 60%.
 
I think Josh's Domino's world view is very indicative of his eurofag attitude overall. Cheese, walmart opinions, etc are all a symptom of leaving america when he did, exacerbated by florida being 3 or 4 years behind the rest of the US culinarily and Pensicola even further from their use of mind altering drugs.
Domino's in the US currently is in that same best of the worst price point pizza. I'm not sure when Null moved outta the country, but in 2009 Domino's started their We are sorry for sucking campaign and started the change to quality enough pizza that its worth getting the shits for. I believe all Eurofagging behavior may similarly be attributed to the world becoming materially more rich post his US depature.
My local Domino's has always been very good but I've had friends from elsewhere in the country tell me Domino's is shit. Maybe I just got lucky.
 
Time for a little pizza history;

California Pizza Kitchen is a degenerated form of Chez Panisse - a bay area restaurant that pretty much created California cuisine. One of the things Chez was famous for was their unusual pizzas.

Wolfgang Puck liked the pizza he had there so much that he poached the head chef for his own restaurant Spago. This chef then invented JEWISH PIZZA;
jewish pizza.jpg
This is unleavened dough with creme fraiche, salmon, capers and caviar.

There are copycat recipes out there that are pretty close, so maybe make and review a jewish pizza for gumroad?
 
Argentinian journalist, politician and businessman Santiago Cuneo gives his opinion on Argentina's president, Javier Milei, taking a photo on The Roman Colosseum.

Fun fact: Santiago is being sued for antisemitism by the DAIA (Delegation of Argentine Israelite Associations).
 
The jews are digging tunnels again. I was very surprised to see it hasn’t been mentioned on the Farms yet. Unfortunately, I’m currently mobilefagging so I can’t write a proper thread about it.
I’m quoting myself here because this headline made me laugh so fucking hard my eyes were watering and for some reason I can’t find it mentioned anywhere on the site. Note that it’s not clear if Israel is the party responsible for the tunnels but it would be both plausible and really funny for that to be the case.

TL;DR The Israeli government claims to have discovered hidden tunnels with working electricity filled with weaponry and supplies under the Gaza UN agency.
 
Does Null know the lore behind "American Cheese Product"? The great American underground cheese facilities where all the fancy European cheese he likes are locked up to be feasted on by the elite? How they they SO much of it stockpiled in the 80s that it was starting to rot away, and they had to hand it out to local Churches as food charity? That this is where the term "government cheese" comes from? That the terrifying science experiment that is American Cheese Product (explicitly not "cheese") was created as a way to use all of America's surplus cheese? The reason America has fucking cheddar everywhere is because of a literal grand government conspiracy to hoard an entire nation's worth of cheese for the elites to feast on in their underground bunkers after a Cold War apocalypse that never came?

I sound like a fucking insane person, but all of this is factual.
 
Does Null know the lore behind "American Cheese Product"? The great American underground cheese facilities where all the fancy European cheese he likes are locked up to be feasted on by the elite? How they they SO much of it stockpiled in the 80s that it was starting to rot away, and they had to hand it out to local Churches as food charity? That this is where the term "government cheese" comes from? That the terrifying science experiment that is American Cheese Product (explicitly not "cheese") was created as a way to use all of America's surplus cheese? The reason America has fucking cheddar everywhere is because of a literal grand government conspiracy to hoard an entire nation's worth of cheese for the elites to feast on in their underground bunkers after a Cold War apocalypse that never came?

I sound like a fucking insane person, but all of this is factual.
I thought he talked about most of that on the MATI that instigated the Great Cheese Uprising.
 
I spent entirely too long on this, but when @Null mentioned "Pat posting" being infectious, I just had to see if I could Pat post in other ways. So I present the latest in Pat-Posting tech: Pat Programming

This is an esoteric programming language based off WhiteSpace which uses the following operations
IMP
Command
Parameter
Meaning
N​
-​
Number​
Push the number onto the stack​
Twitter Suspension​
-​
-​
Duplicate the top item on the stack​
NN​
-​
Number​
Copy the nth item on the stack (given by the argument) onto the top of the stack​
Bar Fight​
-​
-​
Swap the top two items on the stack​
Add to Niggeroni​
-​
-​
Discard the top item on the stack​
NNN​
-​
Number​
Slide n items off the stack, keeping the top item​
Fatrick​
Gains​
-​
Addition​
Fatrick​
Loses​
-​
Subtraction​
Fatrick​
Multiplies​
-​
Multiplication​
Fatrick​
Divides​
-​
Integer Division​
Fatrick​
Mods​
-​
Modulo​
Still not fat​
-​
-​
Store in heap​
Check my Twitter​
-​
-​
Retrieve from heap​
Enjoy​
Prison:​
Label​
Mark a location in the program​
Enjoy​
Prison,​
Label​
Call a subroutine​
Enjoy​
going to​
Label​
Jump to a label​
Enjoy​
going To​
Label​
Jump to a label if the top of the stack is zero​
Enjoy​
Going to​
Label​
Jump to a label if the top of the stack is negative​
Enjoy​
prison​
-​
End a subroutine and transfer control back to the caller​
Enjoy​
Prison​
-​
End the program​
Stalker​
Child​
-​
Output the character at the top of the stack​
Stalker​
child​
-​
Output the number at the top of the stack​
Your Life​
Is Already Over​
-​
Read a character and place it in the location given by the top of the stack​
Your Life​
is already over​
-​
Read a number and place it in the location given by the top of the stack​

Numbers are treated as binary where lowercase "o" is a 0 and capital "O" is a 1. Numbers are terminated by a "!". All lines are terminated with "."
Some example Code:
Hello World
Code:
NOooOooo!
Stalker Child.
NOOooOoO!
Stalker Child.
NOOoOOoo!
Stalker Child.
NOOoOOoo!
Stalker Child.
NOOoOOOO!
Stalker Child.
NOoOOoo!
Stalker Child.
NOooooo!
Stalker Child.
NOOOoOOO!
Stalker Child.
NOOoOOOO!
Stalker Child.
NOOOooOo!
Stalker Child.
NOOoOOoo!
Stalker Child.
NOOooOoo!
Stalker Child.
NOooooO!
Stalker Child.
Enjoy Prison.

Fibonacci
Code:
NoOooOooo!
Stalker Child.
NoOOoOOOO!
Stalker Child.
NoOOOoOOO!
Stalker Child.
NoOooooo!
Stalker Child.
NoOOoOOoO!
Stalker Child.
NoOOooooO!
Stalker Child.
NoOOoOOOo!
Stalker Child.
NoOOOOooO!
Stalker Child.
NoOOOOOO!
Stalker Child.
NoOooooo!
Stalker Child.
NooOo!
Your Life is already over.
Noo!
NoO!
Twitter Suspension.
Stalker child.
NoOoOo!
Stalker Child.
Enjoy Prison: child.
Twitter Suspension.
NoO!
Bar Fight.
Still not fat.
Fatrick Gains.
NoO!
Check my Twitter.
Bar Fight.
Twitter Suspension.
Stalker child.
NoOoOo!
Stalker Child.
NoOo!
Check my Twitter.
NoO!
Fatrick Loses.
Twitter Suspension.
NoOo!
Bar Fight.
Still not fat.
Enjoy Going to prison.
Enjoy going to child.
Enjoy Prison: prison.
Enjoy Prison.

Could use some work but I am working to get a robust assembler pulled together so @Null can use it for Kiwiflare
 
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I spent entirely too long on this, but when @Null mentioned "Pat posting" being infectious, I just had to see if I could Pat post in other ways. So I present the latest in Pat-Posting tech: Pat Programming

This is an esoteric programming language based off WhiteSpace which uses the following operations
IMPCommandParameterMeaning
N-NumberPush the number onto the stack
Twitter Suspension--Duplicate the top item on the stack
NN-NumberCopy the nth item on the stack (given by the argument) onto the top of the stack
Bar Fight--Swap the top two items on the stack
Add to Niggeroni--Discard the top item on the stack
NNN-NumberSlide n items off the stack, keeping the top item
FatrickGains-Addition
FatrickLoses-Subtraction
FatrickMultiplies-Multiplication
FatrickDivides-Integer Division
FatrickMods-Modulo
Still not fat--Store in heap
Check my Twitter--Retrieve from heap
EnjoyPrison:LabelMark a location in the program
EnjoyPrison,LabelCall a subroutine
Enjoygoing toLabelJump to a label
Enjoygoing ToLabelJump to a label if the top of the stack is zero
EnjoyGoing toLabelJump to a label if the top of the stack is negative
Enjoyprison-End a subroutine and transfer control back to the caller
EnjoyPrison-End the program
StalkerChild-Output the character at the top of the stack
Stalkerchild-Output the number at the top of the stack
Your LifeIs Already Over-Read a character and place it in the location given by the top of the stack
Your Lifeis already over-Read a number and place it in the location given by the top of the stack

Numbers are treated as binary where lowercase "o" is a 0 and capital "O" is a 1. Numbers are terminated by a "!". All lines are terminated with "."
Some example Code:
Hello World
Code:
NOooOooo!
Stalker Child.
NOOooOoO!
Stalker Child.
NOOoOOoo!
Stalker Child.
NOOoOOoo!
Stalker Child.
NOOoOOOO!
Stalker Child.
NOoOOoo!
Stalker Child.
NOooooo!
Stalker Child.
NOOOoOOO!
Stalker Child.
NOOoOOOO!
Stalker Child.
NOOOooOo!
Stalker Child.
NOOoOOoo!
Stalker Child.
NOOooOoo!
Stalker Child.
NOooooO!
Stalker Child.
Enjoy Prison.

Fibonacci
Code:
NoOooOooo!
Stalker Child.
NoOOoOOOO!
Stalker Child.
NoOOOoOOO!
Stalker Child.
NoOooooo!
Stalker Child.
NoOOoOOoO!
Stalker Child.
NoOOooooO!
Stalker Child.
NoOOoOOOo!
Stalker Child.
NoOOOOooO!
Stalker Child.
NoOOOOOO!
Stalker Child.
NoOooooo!
Stalker Child.
NooOo!
Your Life is already over.
Noo!
NoO!
Twitter Suspension.
Stalker child.
NoOoOo!
Stalker Child.
Enjoy Prison: child.
Twitter Suspension.
NoO!
Bar Fight.
Still not fat.
Fatrick Gains.
NoO!
Check my Twitter.
Bar Fight.
Twitter Suspension.
Stalker child.
NoOoOo!
Stalker Child.
NoOo!
Check my Twitter.
NoO!
Fatrick Loses.
Twitter Suspension.
NoOo!
Bar Fight.
Still not fat.
Enjoy Going to prison.
Enjoy going to child.
Enjoy Prison: prison.
Enjoy Prison.

Could use some work but I am working to get a robust assembler pulled together so @Null can use it for Kiwiflare
I wish I understood what any of this meant.
 
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