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Is it over?

  • Yes, I am sad and need a Ben backrub :(

    Votes: 334 31.9%
  • No, we will be back, autism too strong

    Votes: 529 50.5%
  • Cams down until we roll into Bloodgames 2

    Votes: 185 17.7%

  • Total voters
    1,048
Ineligible. Freeloader.

That leaves Sam, Vance, Chris Lynch, Scott, Cowboy, and a bunch of other basement dwellers I forgot about
I'll give her credit and rule out Vance and Scott.

Chris I think is also seeing someone but I can imagine her not knowing that.

Someone asked her about Kiwifarms and she said she doesn't use it and doesn't read it and the people here are odd, and that she doesn't want to think about "people writing paragraphs about her behavior," @attractive_pneumonia much
 
*future predictions and additional 9/11 footage
I like this one because its actually true for me I've made 9/11 truthers extremely angry by showing them WTC7 footage from the opposite side of the building which allows you to see that a huge portions of the structure was knocked out and on fire from the two towers collapsing onto it.

Edit: Also I've made it clear multiple times that I'm a Nifty Nigga and I'm trying to get into that polycule but nobody can find her socials for me to slide into those DMs
 
Dr. Disrespect is here

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Tay mentioned in the tank offhand that she had a crush on someone in the tank, her chat pressured her and she said it wasn't a contestant or a freeloader... on further pressure she said it wasn't Ben, which was my guess, because she kept talking about how funny he is and how funny it was when he would wake her up

Sam? Vance? Hmmm?
After even further pressure, she said "I'm not gonna say, it's obvious, you all in chat guessed it anyway" (or something like that), and "you can go back and watch the footage; that's all I'll say". I don't know what chat was guessing at that point, it could be bullshitting to obfuscate anyway; but considering the latter, footage has shown her being very friendly with/simping for Brian, Sam, and maybe Frank. I wouldn't consider Frank a freeloader. I also never watched Tay until Jimmy left, but I would guess she's had friendly interactions with Scott because of the boxing. So my schizo guess would be:
1. Brian (he was the actual plant, maybe she doesn't consider him a contestant and just production)
2. Sam (would be first, but she talked shit about him, his odor to be precise)
3. Frank (battered wife/stockholm syndrome)
4. Scott (maybe she appreciated the boxing lessons more than was evident)
Chris Lynch and Vance too boring, Cowboy never interacted with anyone.
 
After even further pressure, she said "I'm not gonna say, it's obvious, you all in chat guessed it anyway" (or something like that), and "you can go back and watch the footage; that's all I'll say". I don't know what chat was guessing at that point, it could be bullshitting to obfuscate anyway; but considering the latter, footage has shown her being very friendly with/simping for Brian, Sam, and maybe Frank. I wouldn't consider Frank a freeloader. I also never watched Tay until Jimmy left, but I would guess she's had friendly interactions with Scott because of the boxing. So my schizo guess would be:
1. Brian (he was the actual plant, maybe she doesn't consider him a contestant and just production)
2. Sam (would be first, but she talked shit about him, his odor to be precise)
3. Frank (battered wife/stockholm syndrome)
4. Scott (maybe she appreciated the boxing lessons more than was evident)
Chris Lynch and Vance too boring, Cowboy never interacted with anyone.
Not a fish. Not a freeloader.
Your schizo guesses are a fish, Sam, or a freeloader.

No one saw or sees Brian as anything but a contestant.
 
Not a fish. Not a freeloader.
Your schizo guesses are a fish, Sam, or a freeloader.

No one saw or sees Brian as anything but a contestant.
Did Frank even sleep in the tank one night this season? He's not like the other freeloaders, it's not illogical to not consider him one. Hasn't Brian admitted in streams post elimination that he was the plant (I actually don't know)?
 
she doesn't want to think about "people writing paragraphs about her behavior," @attractive_pneumonia much
I've made 9/11 truthers extremely angry by showing them WTC7 footage from the opposite side of the building
The overlong commentary, the inveterate quality to his prose, the stories to go along with it... you can tell this negger has been at it since the Something Awful days. Godspeed to the posters pushing forty.
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2. Sam (would be first, but she talked shit about him, his odor to be precise)
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Is this even a fucking serious line of discussion? It was self evident she was she was an obsessed fan and probably still is.

Also I find it hilarious that literally every single post season streamer has had long discussions on how wild the house smelled and how funky each person smelled, its the biggest topic of discussion for every fish post tank. Trish says Sam smelled musty and that his yellow outfit smelled even worse, Shinji said TJ's feet was the worst smell in the house, Tay, Trish, Shinji, TJ and Brian said Nifty smelled like boiled rotten cabbages. Trish and Shinji described Fatty as smelling normal the first day and then after a few days there just smelling like rotten garbage left out in the sun even after he showered.

I've worked and lived in a lot of places and I've never once encountered a group of people that just had such odd hygiene issues. The MDE community must be a really fucked up place.
 
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Are we going to address how attractive pneumonia has been going into Josiecel levels of obsession over Tay in his posts or nah?
Honestly, it crossed my mind one time during the season. I don't care that much unless it turns out to go beyond the thread. That goes for pretty much anything to do with the show, if people are trying to personally gain information from these people or their communities directly that's a bit much for me. Those are my personal standards and I know plenty don't share them.

I imagine coming from me some people may think I'm full of it or something, but the Josie posting stopped outside of season 2 relevancy for a reason. I could churn out autistic stream summaries but I think any of those should be for the new fish going forward and I'm not following them as they bore me. Tayleigh is accruing some similar fans, however.
The guy who asked Josie out in person is a Tayleigh fan and has said from very early on he would buy a hat from her to get into her DMs. @bad_ideas
 
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Someone asked her about Kiwifarms and she said she doesn't use it and doesn't read it and the people here are odd, and that she doesn't want to think about "people writing paragraphs about her behavior," @attractive_pneumonia much
This is pretty hilarious.

While there are some people who are a bit too obsessed (sorry @attractive_pneumonia ) the vast majority of what's happening here is simply a forum thread discussing what's happening on a scuffed web-based reality show. Meanwhile, Tay has been personally contacting lolcows (something explicitly against this site's rules) in addition to throwing romans and giving Frank her used panties on stream with her full face and identity known in front of thousands of people.

Posting on a forum is where she draws the line though. Whatever you say Tay lol
 
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