🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

[TheSaltySpitoon]

Ralph explaining why he doesn't want to appraise the ring. Courts might "confiscate" it.

He lies like a child. It’s not a 3+ generation heirloom, it’s from his absconding daddy. I understand it might be the last thing of his Ethan has, but I’m sure (if it were me) I’d want my kid to sell it (and feel like shit about doing it) to unfuck his life. I’d hope my son’s shame would cause him to make better decisions; t it’s not like he snuck it out of a concentration camp up his ass.

I think most adults would agree that selling your dad’s ring to pay child support and straighten out your life is a reasonable thing.

Edit: if it was worth what he said it was then he’d have the crack shack and be in the US. His total insecurity is actually pitiable.

 

[Look--an Alien!]

He has that window on his left, but it doesn't look like that's in his line of sight. I wonder what's over there that's so interesting.

Mayhap piggy is suffering from a symptom similar to stargazing in goats--in the caprine's case, it's an indicator of neurological damage, or simply a thiamine deficiency. Goats will tilt their head to the side or straight back and look like they are fixated on something in the distance.

Well, we know Ralph has neurological damage, but maybe he needs a multivitamin? I can't say for sure, as I have no experience with wild Mexican manpig hybrids

 

[Nate Higgers]

He lies like a child. It’s not a 3+ generation heirloom, it’s from his absconding daddy. I understand it might be the last thing of his Ethan has, but I’m sure (if it were me) I’d want my kid to sell it (and feel like shit about doing it) to unfuck his life. I’d hope my son’s shame would cause him to make better decisions; t it’s not like he snuck it out of a concentration camp up his ass.

I think most adults would agree that selling your dad’s ring to pay child support and straighten out your life is a reasonable thing.

Edit: if it was worth what he said it was then he’d have the crack shack and be in the US. His total insecurity is actually pitiable.

I mean I know AssTon and Cokeski lied about things before but I recall they mentioned on an older episode of KC that they found that exact ring on Etsy for like $200

Ralph would be lucky if he’d get like $50 for it

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

A drunk American retard showing up multiple times a day must be so amusing for Senor Torta.

 

[Me262PrinceOfTurboJet]

He lies like a child. It’s not a 3+ generation heirloom, it’s from his absconding daddy. I understand it might be the last thing of his Ethan has, but I’m sure (if it were me) I’d want my kid to sell it (and feel like shit about doing it) to unfuck his life. I’d hope my son’s shame would cause him to make better decisions; t it’s not like he snuck it out of a concentration camp up his ass.

I think most adults would agree that selling your dad’s ring to pay child support and straighten out your life is a reasonable thing.

Edit: if it was worth what he said it was then he’d have the crack shack and be in the US. His total insecurity is actually pitiable.

It belonged to his grandpa Clyde Ralph, who was also a hollerin piece of dogshit. Ralph fondly recalled Clyde being the smartest man he ever knew, and then immediately followed that up with a story about how Clyde threatened to slit a Burger King cashier's throat because they didn't get his order right. That's not the kind of man who owns a $30,000 ring unless he stole it. Clyde was just a dumb hillbilly nigger like Ethan who also liked gaudy cheap nigger costume jewelry.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

It belonged to his grandpa Clyde Ralph, who was also a hollerin piece of dogshit.

I believe the store it was purchased from would be considered a Walmart by modern terms.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

I believe the store it was purchased from would be considered a Walmart by modern terms.

I’m pretty sure it was a pawn store special. In the 50’s and 60’s pawn stores ended up with lots of undesirable, low quality mine cut diamonds that nobody wanted after removing them from gold jewelry they smelted down. (After better techniques and the brilliant facet cut came into vogue nobody wanted mine cut diamonds, even high quality ones were hard to sell.)

Someone realized pimps, used car dealers and truckers wanted gaudy jewelry and were dumb enough to be impressed with drill bit diamonds. So they took piles of these old mine cut stones and put them into cheap settings that appealed to the aforementioned male demographic. They were a staple of pawn store jewelry counters and lower end jewelry stores throughout the late 1960’s to the mid 1980’s. They found a way to turn a profit on old stones nobody wanted besides drill makers.

 

[Tarl's Retarded Abortions]

It belonged to his grandpa Clyde Ralph, who was also a hollerin piece of dogshit. Ralph fondly recalled Clyde being the smartest man he ever knew, and then immediately followed that up with a story about how Clyde threatened to slit a Burger King cashier's throat because they didn't get his order right. That's not the kind of man who owns a $30,000 ring unless he stole it. Clyde was just a dumb hillbilly nigger like Ethan who also liked gaudy cheap nigger costume jewelry.

That might not be the whole story. You have to remember that, while Ronnie was a screw-up, Ralph's uncle Louis Howard is pretty successful and well put together (of course LH is the one who never had kids, Idiocracy here we come). It is thus plausible that Grandpa Clyde was just such a man as to impress his young grandson with his book-larnin' yet also the type to go a-hollerin' at a burger joint.

 

[AltisticRight]

So he claimed he got it appraised and it was worth $30,000, now he doesn't want to get it appraised because he's afraid his baby mamas are going to want a slice of it?

This is a COPE.
It makes no sense.
Your ring is gold plated nickel with zirconia plugged in, Ethan, cope.

 

[Elmo]

So he claimed he got it appraised and it was worth $30,000, now he doesn't want to get it appraised because he's afraid his baby mamas are going to want a slice of it?

This is a COPE.
It makes no sense.
Your ring is gold plated nickel with zirconia plugged in, Ethan, cope.

Except earlier:

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Sum1 I cant leegully tawk about saw me get it appraysed, but no wait she didn't saw me get it appraysed, do yew unnastan?

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

Except earlier:

Sum1 I cant leegully tawk about saw me get it appraysed, but no wait she didn't saw me get it appraysed, do yew unnastan?

Ah can't get it appraised because the person who was with me when I got it appraised twice might find out what it's appraisin for.

 

[Scout Trooper]

So he claimed he got it appraised and it was worth $30,000, now he doesn't want to get it appraised because he's afraid his baby mamas are going to want a slice of it?

This is a COPE.
It makes no sense.
Your ring is gold plated nickel with zirconia plugged in, Ethan, cope.

It's going to get funny if the court orders him to get it appraised, he refuses, and then is held in contempt and can't come back to the country his Ronnie gave him because he doesn't want to be exposed for having a $40 dress-up toy.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Retarded take incoming: it’s honestly kinda SAD, PATHETIC!! that Ralph feels compelled to brag about his access to tortas, of all things. You know that “(thing)/(thing but Japanese)” meme?

It’s literally that.

He’s bragging about his access to “sandwiches, but Mexican”. And it’s gotten to the point where he’s shoving them into his gaping porcine maw while on camera.

It’s a fucking sandwich, Ralph. You’re not eating a parrillada plate, you’re not having a tampiqueña steak, you’re not even eating chile rellenos or a fucking enchilada plate.

It’s a sandwich. Get over it.

Personally I’m waiting for the new “girlfriend” post where Ralph learns the proper way to eat a torta (you’re not supposed to take them out of the trash)

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

The ring is such a chintzy piece of trash that I could get a sleek ring for $40 that allows me to store a digital business card and allow me to emulate keyfobs, work badges, and access cards. Gunt wants to be a flashy nigger and he fails at that.

 

[alan thicke]

Personally I’m waiting for the new “girlfriend” post where Ralph learns the proper way to eat a torta (you’re not supposed to take them out of the trash)

I believe the Ralpha Rule is that if someone has disposed of a partially-eaten torta, but nobody else has layered additional trash on top of said partially-eaten torta, that's just free food, and no bish gonna tell him different.

 

[Nate Higgers]

Personally I’m waiting for the new “girlfriend” post where Ralph learns the proper way to eat a torta (you’re not supposed to take them out of the trash)

¿Senior PuercoEnojado…porque andas comiendo las tortas de la basura?

mister angrypig…why are you eating the tortas from the trash?

 

[SargonF00t]

The ring is such a chintzy piece of trash that I could get a sleek ring for $40 that allows me to store a digital business card and allow me to emulate keyfobs, work badges, and access cards. Gunt wants to be a flashy nigger and he fails at that.

Who does Gunty think he is fooling when he claims that the ring is worth at least $20k?

Everyone who reads his thread knows it isn't even worth $200, yet still he persists in this ludicrous fantasy.

 

[Twinkie]

The ring is such a chintzy piece of trash that I could get a sleek ring for $40 that allows me to store a digital business card and allow me to emulate keyfobs, work badges, and access cards. Gunt wants to be a flashy nigger and he fails at that.

He could just say it has sentimental value and he doesn't care if it's fake, and that would be perfectly reasonable. He could even play dumb after getting it appraised and say well I didn't know it was fake bish. That's an out he could take. His insistence that's it's worth a fortune is just embarrassing.

 

[Not Even Twice]

So he claimed he got it appraised and it was worth $30,000, now he doesn't want to get it appraised because he's afraid his baby mamas are going to want a slice of it?

This is a COPE.
It makes no sense.
Your ring is gold plated nickel with zirconia plugged in, Ethan, cope.

The biggest proof is Ralph himself. The gunt would sell out his sick mother for 50 dollars back when she was still alive, it's a ludicrous idea that he would keep a 30.000 dollar ring for sentimental reasons rather than cash it in and burn it on drugs and booze.

 

[Rage Pig]

I believe the Ralpha Rule is that if someone has disposed of a partially-eaten torta, but nobody else has layered additional trash on top of said partially-eaten torta, that's just free food, and no bish gonna tell him different.

He wouldn't be the first one.