"Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

I have been crazy busy lately so I don't know if this has been covered yet but Andrew Torba has banned Israel from Gab:

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SpaceCanoo said:
I spent entirely too long on this, but when @Null mentioned "Pat posting" being infectious, I just had to see if I could Pat post in other ways. So I present the latest in Pat-Posting tech: Pat Programming

This is an esoteric programming language based off WhiteSpace which uses the following operations
IMP​
Command​
Parameter​
Meaning​
N​
-​
Number​
Push the number onto the stack​
Twitter Suspension​
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Duplicate the top item on the stack​
NN​
-​
Number​
Copy the nth item on the stack (given by the argument) onto the top of the stack​
Bar Fight​
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-​
Swap the top two items on the stack​
Add to Niggeroni​
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-​
Discard the top item on the stack​
NNN​
-​
Number​
Slide n items off the stack, keeping the top item​
Fatrick​
Gains​
-​
Addition​
Fatrick​
Loses​
-​
Subtraction​
Fatrick​
Multiplies​
-​
Multiplication​
Fatrick​
Divides​
-​
Integer Division​
Fatrick​
Mods​
-​
Modulo​
Still not fat​
-​
-​
Store in heap​
Check my Twitter​
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-​
Retrieve from heap​
Enjoy​
Prison:​
Label​
Mark a location in the program​
Enjoy​
Prison,​
Label​
Call a subroutine​
Enjoy​
going to​
Label​
Jump to a label​
Enjoy​
going To​
Label​
Jump to a label if the top of the stack is zero​
Enjoy​
Going to​
Label​
Jump to a label if the top of the stack is negative​
Enjoy​
prison​
-​
End a subroutine and transfer control back to the caller​
Enjoy​
Prison​
-​
End the program​
Stalker​
Child​
-​
Output the character at the top of the stack​
Stalker​
child​
-​
Output the number at the top of the stack​
Your Life​
Is Already Over​
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Read a character and place it in the location given by the top of the stack​
Your Life​
is already over​
-​
Read a number and place it in the location given by the top of the stack​

Numbers are treated as binary where lowercase "o" is a 0 and capital "O" is a 1. Numbers are terminated by a "!". All lines are terminated with "."
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So to follow up on this, I went ahead and pulled this together into a javascript program for you all to mess around with Pat Programming. I took a lot of code from naokikp and his WhiteSpace interpreter so there's probably a lot that could be done to optimize this. You can download the project here: https://github.com/SpaceCanoo/PatProgramming, once it's downloaded, just click on the "PatProgramming.html" or "Index.html"

Have fun!

ps. Turns out my Fibonacci code worked out perfectly, but I screwed up my Hello World... each "Noooooo" statement needs to start with a lowercase "o"
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SpaceCanoo said:
So to follow up on this, I went ahead and pulled this together into a javascript program for you all to mess around with Pat Programming. I took a lot of code from naokikp and his WhiteSpace interpreter so there's probably a lot that could be done to optimize this. You can download the project here: https://github.com/SpaceCanoo/PatProgramming, once it's downloaded, just click on the "PatProgramming.html" or "Index.html"
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Or you can use https://spacecanoo.github.io/PatProgramming.html if you do not want to download anything. Forgot Github had the whole .io thing for webpages
 
Elissa clips posted a clip of Mutahar talking about Baldo and the Mandy situation. While it’s funny that Baldo is getting talked about by Normie creators. Pootahar says that Rekeita was a “conservative lawyer” that was catfished by a “trans girl” which is a “big no no among the ultra conservatives”.
He also called the “side of the internet (aka the sektur) “ghoulish”. Yeah and the other side that is full of trannies isn’t ghoulish at all.

This comment explains it well
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If you need some filler content for Tuesday. Icucks made a video about the Cart Narcs guy weeks ago
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Holy shit, the YouTube comments are tearing him apart. I'm surprised he isn't obsessively deleting every negative thing said about it him, while the creature he calls his wife is out getting fucked by strangers getting another tattoo.
 
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Bloom Worm Cross Field said:
For your viewing displeasure, redditors talk about their extremely normal, controlled, and healthy habits on /r/meme (link, archive)
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I checked the OP's profile, and how does this fine specimen in the OP satisfy his natural proclivities?

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This is all posted in the last few days, by the way.

It seems this guy might have a few unresolved problems:

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If you were wondering what the perfect job for such a guy is, yes, the correct answer is "enforcing the global hegemony of the United States of America"

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This is what is so great about reddit, in a way. For anything on the site that isn't political astroturfing, you're just a degree or two of separation from the most abject, utter degenerates society has to offer. That 2-hour masturbation meme was on the front page of one of the biggest sites on the internet, and the OP is a molested, paraphiliac US service member.
 
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Crocodylus Acutus said:
I'm surprised he isn't obsessively deleting every negative thing said about it him
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He may be buck broken, but he is still smart. He knows doing that would only invite more of it. Whereas if he does nothing he can simply ignore the darn dirty trolls and have it end there.
 
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