Maddox / George Ouzounian / George Schnoz - OG Internet blogger, Author of the NYT bestseller Alphabet of Manliness, Cohost of the Biggest Problem in the Universe, Filer of the Lolsuit. MADDOX BLAST!

Damn, this is disappointing. I used to really like Maddox, he did have some good points at times and his "no fucks given" attitude was honestly kind of refreshing. It's a shame he's sold out but sadly it was probably inevitable.

I listened to part of one of his more recent podcasts and I was surprised at how 'Morning Zoo' it sounded.
 
It's sad, because I liked his "I'm Better Than Your Kids" blog.

Though even then, I thought I saw a bit of sperginess shine through. A bit of self-entitlement that made him "holier than thou" mocking the art of kids (even if the art was legitimately bad for their ages).

I'm glad I don't follow him that much.
 
This thread is being reported as off-topic but I'm going to allow it because he made this steaming pile of shit with cringe density that, if made by an unknown person, would instantly warrant a thread.



Agreed.
I originally reported it as we had had threads on Maddox started and shot down because he was a name, but yeah after seeing a lot of this stuff he definitely deserves a thread. While the whole "he hates trump reee he's a sjw now" is boring and just cheap, the deleting stuff and inability to take criticism and need to make a whole video saying he isn't bothered by being called a "cuck" are definitely material. I hope we get more. Especially if he notices the thread as he has a large following which would be some good exposure
 
Agreed.
I originally reported it as we had had threads on Maddox started and shot down because he was a name, but yeah after seeing a lot of this stuff he definitely deserves a thread. While the whole "he hates trump reee he's a sjw now" is boring and just cheap, the deleting stuff and inability to take criticism and need to make a whole video saying he isn't bothered by being called a "cuck" are definitely material. I hope we get more. Especially if he notices the thread as he has a large following which would be some good exposure
I wonder what his wife's son thinks about it.
 
Fall into obscurity while you're still young or live long enough to be a laughing stock.
Maddox had his prime time, should had quit while he was still ahead (to me it was around 2009) instead of trying to stay relevant, worse yet, "famous". Nowdays he's just a cuck that can't take criticism because "MUH EGO" and embarrass himself every time he can. Well, at least his legion of 12 year olds will always stay faithful to him until they hit 14 and realize he's not that funny because he mostly just repeating himself over and over again.
 

It's a cuckold joke.

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He always struck me as an autistic sperglord, even back in the day. Didn't stop me from loving his early editorials but it doesn't surprise me the he's fallen this far. The Patreon comparison between him and Dick Masterson are hilarious.
 
fucking finally someone took the time to make a thread about this idiot. He's become a total sellout. He is trying to get "in" with mainstream youtubers and pandering to the left to make himself more marketable and it's really pathetic. He even helped write this Hillary meme queen video that was going viral a few months ago (Mike Diva also made that fake Japanese Trump commercial and is a Hillary supporter):


https://twitter.com/maddoxrules/status/764161744323260418 (won't bother archiving, Maddox would never delete something he's this proud of)

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Also in one of his newer videos he was sucking up to PewDiePie of all people (someone he would have trashed in older videos, didn't he rant and rave about how stupid and pointless 'Fred' was at some point?) saying he's so popular because he has a charismatic personality that people want to watch. He really seems to lose his old edge when talking about anyone who has an ass he can potentially kiss for some exposure.

He's also completely obsessed with numbers and statistics, and Dick/Dax is probably right that Maddox has autism. I mean, ever since his site launched, he had a page counter for each individual page, on the Biggest Problem he talked about the number of downloads constantly and he's probably SUPER pissed that his patreon is so low compared to Dick's and that Dick's new show has nearly as many downloads as his new shitty debate podcast.
 
How the mighty have fallen. Maddox was good even into the Video Era with some of his material, i.e. his rants on how public transport in New York sucks, etc. Unfortunately he's not funny any more. I lost interest entirely because of the virtue signalling and regurgitation of SJW talking points.

I'm no fan of The Donald (here come the autistic ratings!) but there are legitimate arguments to be made against his policies over and above "OMGF HE'S A RAPIST RACIST WITH BAD HIAR!!!!!1" Sadly, these aren't the ones Maddox deploys.

Coincidentally, his virtue signalling and autism seems to coincide with him getting into semi-mainstream media outlets. Could the two be related? If so, shame on you, Maddox, shame. Time was when you would never have sold out to media moguls telling you what to think.

I always thought Maddox was a bit cringe worthy before his mind was polluted with the SJW hive mind virus. That was his allure though. He was a guy who had a shitty office job who talked horrific amounts of shit and trolled for troll's sake. He wanted to piss everyone off (Regressive Party: Against abortion, For Killing babies) etc.

Now, he is a former shell of himself.
 
I always thought Maddox was a bit cringe worthy before his mind was polluted with the SJW hive mind virus. That was his allure though. He was a guy who had a shitty office job who talked horrific amounts of shit and trolled for troll's sake. He wanted to piss everyone off (Regressive Party: Against abortion, For Killing babies) etc.

Now, he is a former shell of himself.
Now, he is Borat with AIDS.
 
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https://twitter.com/dickmasterson/status/780517270531379200

Dick/Dax has been kicked off of the painfully unfunny "Tournament of the Nerds" show, which probably only improves his life honestly. However, Dick clearly cares about his connection to the show and certainly has professional connections in L.A. that suffer due to Maddox's antics.

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https://twitter.com/dickmasterson/status/780542122751516672

video link leads here, to an also painfully unfunny song by Maddox's new podcast co-host: https://www.youpak.com/watch?v=jwRZ66Yk4Ds

Looking forward to Dick tearing into all of this garbage on his podcast, but unfortunately I believe the damage has already been done. Now he'll have to fight this accusation of him being a huge fan of rape until all this kind of bullshit and finger pointing stops being fashionable.
 
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His latching on to trends and obsession with numbers is more of a Youtube thing than true autism. The pro Youtube racket is brutal and requires ridiculous investements of time and effort to result in a living. Socialblade's numbers for him are not good for someone with his history and I doubt he's getting hecka royalties off of his books or podcast. It's Bojack Horseman-style desperation of someone who invested a lot in a 'rockstar' career and is finding that his style of content can't keep up with the new breed of superstars.
 
I remember when everyone was getting pissed because he had only written like 3 articles in 2 years, then he came out and was like "HA, you thought I was just being a lazy shit but actually I'm getting my own TV show, take that!" then like a year later all he did was start a gay YouTube channel.
 
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