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Imo, it's a little crazy how Indiegogo approved that campaign. It's going to fail hard.

And I agree with what you guys said, Ethan probably got some new expenses, maybe the creepy son got in trouble... or the wife is setting up some trap and he doesn't know... or maybe gambling. But he does need quick cash, for sure.

The whole situation is sad to see... A desperate fat gay man ripping off poor incels.
 
Dude, I'm legit gonna see if I can find a stream of the ARCA Talledega (General Tire 200) race this year.

Fun fact: This race is supposed to be held on April 20th. That's Hitler's birthday, but also the anniversaries of the Columbine school shooting, the shoot down of KAL007, and the Deepwater Horizon blowing the fuck up. Seems like a good day for a disaster. :story:
Most importantly it's 4/20 and Coomalot will be high as fuck or someone else will be and crashing is almost a given.
JDA is super gay too but isn't the first thing a woman's lawyer does during a divorce is file a restraining order against the husband so they can use it against him later? Does JDA have kids? Maybe they're fighting over a dog.
He has kids. Put aside your justified hatred for women for a moment and think about who we are dealing with. He probably threatened to do something at least, or hit one of his kids. Anyway having a domestic violence restraining order against JDA is more evidence that something bad may have happened than most claims against his nemesis Liam Grey.
 
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Maybe this was up thread, but my sides! Lol!
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I am saddened (but not surprised) there are still this many suckers out there. Coomalot definitely gonna crash this *years* before backers get any product.

Except Ethan, he'll definitely eat the pies.

i cant believe this bullshit got funded.
 
i cant believe this bullshit got funded.
It's borderline disastrous though. He's been streaming over 12 hours total so far today and the campaign is sitting at $72,350 right now. He's sold 396 of the die-cast cars ($25ea for $9,900 total). The problem is the campaign description says those won't be made until the campaign hits $80k. I suspect he expected to hit that number in the first couple hours otherwise it would've been written differently. There's only two days left on the campaign too. It'll probably pass $80k before it ends but this has to kill his ego.

Another thing about those "mini-cars" that I didn't pick up until just now. The standard racing collectable die-cast is 1:24 scale and are really popular in the NASCAR world. That's what I assumed these would be. Not for $25 though. Those things usually sell new for over $100 so there's exactly zero chance EVS is leaving that kind of money on the table especially when several of the campaign items are just "Give money to Ethan Van Sciver for nothing". The only way that price-point makes sense is if these will be little Matchbox car things. Nowhere on the campaign page is the size or scale described. I haven't watched any of the streams today so if he hasn't explicitly described their size a bunch of people are going to be piiissssed (in six years when it finally arrives and they remember what the fuck it is).

[I archived the campaign page earlier when it was at $65k to see if he rewrites anything: https://archive.ph/xHiV8 ]
 
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It's borderline disastrous though. He's been streaming over 12 hours total so far today and the campaign is sitting at $72,350 right now. He's sold 396 of the die-cast cars ($25ea for $9,900 total). The problem is the campaign description says those won't be made until the campaign hits $80k. I suspect he expected to hit that number in the first couple hours otherwise it would've been written differently. There's only two days left on the campaign too. It'll probably pass $80k before it ends but this has to kill his ego.

Another thing about those "mini-cars" that I didn't pick up until just now. The standard racing collectable die-cast is 1:24 scale and are really popular in the NASCAR world. That's what I assumed these would be. Not for $25 though. Those things usually sell new for over $100 so there's exactly zero chance EVS is leaving that kind of money on the table. The only way that price-point makes sense is if these will be little Matchbox car things. Nowhere on the campaign page is the size or scale described. I haven't watched any of the streams today so if he hasn't explicitly described their size a bunch of people are going to be piiissssed (in six years when it finally arrives and they remember what the fuck it is).
Hasn't he made those little toy cars before though? I thought that IS the car he was always going to make. Little hotwheel cars. Also the igg is ALSO for funding camelot to go to the actual race. How much is that gonna cost? I assume if he needs the igg to go, it would be like 20-30k? Literal random guess here. But if it's under 10k and he's still asking for money despite being a 'successful' ytber, well, I guess that's par for the course since camelot has always been a scumbag. I think there were allegations of him misusing his own igg before he started mingling with the sektur (rekieta and co).

Anyway, I wouldn't be surprised if they reach 100k but haven't actually made any significant profit.
 
Also the igg is ALSO for funding camelot to go to the actual race. How much is that gonna cost? I assume if he needs the igg to go, it would be like 20-30k?
Buying a seat in an existing (shitty) ARCA team car for a race is probably $10k-$20k. Somehow he managed to wreck two cars (?) sponsored by Rekieta last year so it can't be all that much total. Last year's price tag is probably broken down on KF somewhere.
 
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Buying a seat in an existing (shitty) ARCA team car for a race is probably $10k-$20k. Somehow he managed to wreck two cars (?) sponsored by Rekieta last year so it can't be all that much total. Last year's price tag is probably broken down on KF somewhere.
Mind you, this year appears to be Coomy's first stint in ARCA. I dunno what the hell the Rekieta cars were. I think they might have been Late Models, or some other lower tier regional thing.

I'ma gonna tag in @Mikoyan, because he seems to know his NASCAR stuff. He was laughing when Coomy wrecked both of the Rekieta cars last year. Said that a team losing both in a race is highly unusual.

(Silliness starts in this post, Mikoyan, if you care to chime in).
 
I have been out of the loop for awhile, trying to catch up. LOL the last 10 pages have been better than the last 100.

Pedos buy comics too! CG needs all the backers it can get now.
Like Stu SoyRage, if Vito is in why isn't Stu?
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https://x.com/camelcastoff/status/1755113406942617974?s=46 after getting his baldo man sponsored car wrecked coomalot tries for an evs sponsored car
This is all fucking news to me lol! I had no idea Camelot destroyed 2 sponsored cars already, The modern Ricky Bobby right here!

Ethan was able to control a low-volume obscure thread on the farms to his own benefit for a long time through apathy and numbers. Its not the first time that has happened in a thread and it will not be the last.
Allot of Kiwi Members who came and died because of that @FROG whip in this Thread. Vikki, Fowler, Twitter is Cancer, Mecha Mc Cheese, Bad Gateway 502, Leem,
You can imagine my disapointment when I document two prominent CGers committing battery on a total stranger in public and streamed live on YouTube and it generates precisely zero discussion in the thread.
I missed it too, but thanks for speaking up. This is what happens when a gay fascist frog runs narrative control on his own thread.



I am still 4 pages behind, and this is getting long ....

I miss Newman's Own and Newmans Love Child
 
Imo, it's a little crazy how Indiegogo approved that campaign. It's going to fail hard.

And I agree with what you guys said, Ethan probably got some new expenses, maybe the creepy son got in trouble... or the wife is setting up some trap and he doesn't know... or maybe gambling. But he does need quick cash, for sure.

The whole situation is sad to see... A desperate fat gay man ripping off poor incels.

You know what? I pointed this out and got pushback for years for it on the thread. But isn't it disgusting to ALWAYS come out, hat in hand, to use something like comicsgate, a movement that was BUILT, at first, on consumers being screwed, to then turn around and due what is one of the most anti-consumer funding models possible, even when the person raising funds has money. Crowdfunding is a means of burden shifting the risks of enterprise from the business owner (who benefits most and therefore takes risks) to the consumer. It's meant for people who are UNABLE to create a product, not who are too cowardly to risk anything.
 
You know what? I pointed this out and got pushback for years for it on the thread. But isn't it disgusting to ALWAYS come out, hat in hand, to use something like comicsgate, a movement that was BUILT, at first, on consumers being screwed, to then turn around and due what is one of the most anti-consumer funding models possible, even when the person raising funds has money. Crowdfunding is a means of burden shifting the risks of enterprise from the business owner (who benefits most and therefore takes risks) to the consumer. It's meant for people who are UNABLE to create a product, not who are too cowardly to risk anything.
Yeah, he always used to claim CG were the only ones using crowdfunding "appropriately" because they start campaigns without a finished product, whereas Iconic (and I guess now Rippa) use it basically as a storefront/payment processing system because their product is largely or completed finished when the campaign goes up.

I always thought his argument was dumb, because the major practical difference to the consumer is Iconic and Rippa customers get their books within a reasonable amount of time, whereas Frog uses crowdfunding as an excuse to take 800 million years to complete and ship anything.

I'm sorry, but I prefer the model Iconic and Rippa employ. I don't care if using the crowdfunding ecosystem as a glorified storefront isn't in line with the original intent of crowdfunding. Like you say, a solid case could be made Ethan doesn't need crowdfunding to complete anything. He seems to use it as an excuse to get a lot of money up front and then work at a very lazy pace.
 
You know what? I pointed this out and got pushback for years for it on the thread. But isn't it disgusting to ALWAYS come out, hat in hand, to use something like comicsgate, a movement that was BUILT, at first, on consumers being screwed, to then turn around and due what is one of the most anti-consumer funding models possible, even when the person raising funds has money. Crowdfunding is a means of burden shifting the risks of enterprise from the business owner (who benefits most and therefore takes risks) to the consumer. It's meant for people who are UNABLE to create a product, not who are too cowardly to risk anything.
The insult is that this campaign isn't for anything even important, it's to fund a vanity make-a-wish event for another clout-chaser to check off a bucket-list item. Let's ask a bunch of people who are worse off financially than me to pay for my vacation so I can be on TV!
 
The insult is that this campaign isn't for anything even important, it's to fund a vanity make-a-wish event for someone to check off a bucket-list item. Let's ask a bunch of people who are worse off financially than me to pay for my vacation so I can be on TV!
And eat pie. Don't forget that.

Somehow I feel the pie shit makes it extra brazen. Like he knows there's drooling idiots out there that will give him money no matter what (to "fight the SJWs" or some shit).

Sadly, he doesn't appear to be terribly off the mark.
 
Buying a seat in an existing (shitty) ARCA team car for a race is probably $10k-$20k. Somehow he managed to wreck two cars (?) sponsored by Rekieta last year so it can't be all that much total. Last year's price tag is probably broken down on KF somewhere.
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Wasn't rekieta's wrap like 3k? The entrance fee is 27k? Really?
 
And eat pie. Don't forget that.

Somehow I feel the pie shit makes it extra brazen. Like he knows there's drooling idiots out there that will give him money no matter what (to "fight the SJWs" or some shit).

Sadly, he doesn't appear to be terribly off the mark.
The one good thing that might come out of this would be for Cyberfrog to actually kill someone on live TV.

The entrance fee is 27k?
I'm sure that's to buy a seat in the car. In these minor league circuits like ARCA there are race teams who don't have enough money to race the entire season so they basically rent out the car and crew for anyone to drive it in a race to fund more of the season for their legitimate drivers or just to sell billboard ads on the cars all season. Wrecks don't really matter since those get the most airtime anyway. The cars used for this purpose are shit.

EDIT: oh yeah, that "$30k for the wrap" confirms my initial thoughts on the scam: he's paying himself 5-figures for the drawing.
 
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Rather improbably, I think Klein is now regarded as "best Ethan" on the Farms, owing to the fact he called Vaush out as a pedophile. This is contrast to "it's none of our business" Van Sciver with respect to Vito.

Beaten by an SJW. Shameful. Absolutely shameful.

EDIT: oh yeah, that "$30k for the wrap" confirms my initial thoughts on the scam: he's paying himself 5-figures for the drawing.
I have a sneaking suspicion it might not even be a full wrap. Or, if it is, it won't look as elaborate as the concept art.
 
Like many others here at the present time, there are significant gaps in my CG knowledge due to i) IRL shite and ii) losing track of the Farms during all the turbulence.

Curious about a few minor things:-
1) Whatever happened to Charlie’s London? Was her campaign fulfilled? It is the closest I’ve come (along with Fraga’s now obvious scam) to backing a CG book. Last I saw, she was trying her hand at hosting YouTube streams with Mandy Summers, and some other nondescript woman who looked like an extra from One Flew Over The Cuckoo’s Nest; pushing her bf/husband onto the camera - didn’t hear much about the comic though after Ethan’s boner for it rapidly became flaccid. I always wondered what the Chaplin estate would think of their official comic being promoted alongside frauds, sex pests and degenerates.

2) One thing I’ve never quite understood - is Billy Tucci actually Comicsgate or just adjacent? I know this sounds a stupid question considering his residency at Kings, but outside of streaming with Ethan he never (wisely) talks about Comicsgate or even seems to dally much with the major names. I heard on a stream recently that Shi is back in comic stores, which admittedly I am pretty uneducated about these days (I may have misheard).

3) How exactly does Graham Nolan manage to share a bed with both Comicsgate and FNT/adjacent without bruising the ego of either side, especially EVS? Nolan strikes me as one of the scant few who delivers a good product and on time; The Chenoo looked really interesting but I never really followed it up outside of his promoting streams.

4) Mandy Summers. That’s it, just Mandy Summers. How the fuck, why the fuck and what the fuck could other CG ‘pros’ see her as an equal in their space? Her books looked abysmal and surely there are enough groupies/Renie to provide the eye candy - that Southern Fried fucking drawl makes me truly puzzled how she remains un-murdered.

5) What exactly was Malin’s problem with Irene? I found her somewhat annoying and it is evident she prefers to be orbited by simps rather than competitive artists judging by her own recent streams. But I don’t get what stoked such an apparent dislike from Malin.
 
4) Mandy Summers. That’s it, just Mandy Summers. How the fuck, why the fuck and what the fuck could other CG ‘pros’ see her as an equal in their space? Her books looked abysmal and surely there are enough groupies/Renie to provide the eye candy - that Southern Fried fucking drawl makes me truly puzzled how she remains un-murdered.
Tits and ass. She takes lewds. Plus she's "reliable" in the sense she'll always toe the lie for EVS.

That's basically it. You are missing nothing.

Her books are shit, but surely you must have figured out by now that EVS hardly cares about quality unless it's somebody outside of CG that has invoked his ire. In fact, if anything, having people in CG that produce shit books helps his own book look less shitty.
 
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