🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Bepis]

Look at that tiny little baby head, clearly this man has not been working out at the library

 

[A Logging Company]

Maybe when he downsizes again and does IRL streams from a shared sewage pipe in India, he can brag about having access to bidis

They may mistake him for Vishnu's pig incarnation.

 

[MadStan]

Ralph is nearly broken. He's getting banned from shit, taking offers for interviews that only 6 years ago would have been beneath him. He's lost two baby mamas, two kids, two divorces, he's slowly going broke in a foreign country while his child support debt is piling up, putting his passport in potential danger and thus his residency in Mexico. His audience is practically nonexistant, his hater list grows exponentially larger every day and every ally he once might have had hates him or has just walked away due to how (and I hate to use this word but it honestly fits) toxic Ralph is as both a person and a brand. He is a man that is desperate, lost and too addicted to mind altering drugs to actually think straight or make any smart decisions. He's become a circus monkey that will dance for you for a handful of peanuts. What a fall for the Ralphamale. Please don't rope Ethan, we would all be so very sad if you did that. If you just, wrapped a rope into a noose and threw it over a support beam, then secured it at the bottom, maybe to a pipe or something sturdy. Then, if you stood on a table or chair and put that noose around your neck before kicking the table or chair out from under you, leaving you kicking your little stick piggy legs going "wee wee wee". It would sure make us all sad if you did that Gunt, wouldn't it guys?

I think we are looking at deflationary issues here. Our money 5 years ago to make him dance today buy us 10 times what it did rather than the reverse.

Rope on the other hand has trebled in price.

 

[make_it_so]

Ralph tweeting from his Mexican closet looking like he's special needs and can't spell entrepeneur.
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Oh ok nm, it's not just a look.
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What kind of filter is he using for these? His head looks disproportionately small compared to his torso.

 

[Sumptinsfuckey]

What kind of filter is he using for these? His head looks disproportionately small compared to his torso.

He's a midget with gigantism.

 

[ChadBrazilian]

Damn putting on his finest clothes to sit at the computer. Hope he remembers Dani's cable password.

He is one Xanax-alcohol induced stroke from forgetting.

 

[Um...]

Ralph tweeting from his Mexican closet looking like he's special needs and can't spell entrepeneur.
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He’s really sitting there all alone in his Mexican rental box taking selfies and flexing his wall mounted TV and KC gear like he thinks that makes him a BALLER and he’s totally OWNING the a-logs. What a sad spectacle.

 

[KneeLengthCock]

Is it just me, or should he grow out the beard again? He just reminds me of one of those kids on the Shriner Hospital commercials like this. Like he is waiting for prosthetic legs, or something.

 

[Franz Joseph]

Is it just me, or should he grow out the beard again? He just reminds me of one of those kids on the Shriner Hospital commercials like this. Like he is waiting for prosthetic legs, or something.View attachment 5714004

He looks like one of those special needs kids they usually have on make a wish foundation commercials.

 

[007Eleven]

Is it just me, or should he grow out the beard again? He just reminds me of one of those kids on the Shriner Hospital commercials like this. Like he is waiting for prosthetic legs, or something.View attachment 5714004

The Twin Towers couldn't hold up that gunt.

 

[Muppetstudios]

Is it just me, or should he grow out the beard again? He just reminds me of one of those kids on the Shriner Hospital commercials like this. Like he is waiting for prosthetic legs, or something.View attachment 5714004

Ralph either can't afford new clothes or is in no fit state to go shopping for anything you can't get from a pharmacy. So despite losing a lot of weight he's ironically stuck in size XXXXXL looking like a cancer man

 

[Um...]

Is it just me, or should he grow out the beard again? He just reminds me of one of those kids on the Shriner Hospital commercials like this. Like he is waiting for prosthetic legs, or something.View attachment 5714004

He’s shrinking his oversized melon head down with comically bad photoshopping again.

His photoshops should have their own thread. It’s one of the most entertaining of his antics on this current downward spiral he’s on.

 

[Douglas Mortimer]

hahaha the one on the right is my all time favorite

pure easter island head

 

[KneeLengthCock]

The Twin Towers couldn't hold up that gunt.

Are you saying Jet Fuel won't melt quad tits?

 

[NewnameRealEmail]

Why isn’t Ralph watching the Super Bowl from a nice expat bar?

 

[Um...]

Look at that tiny little baby head, clearly this man has not been working out at the library

You can see where he’s shaved a chunk off his lower face in a comical effort to give himself a neck.

He’s so bad at this, it’s hilarious. I love it.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Is it just me, or should he grow out the beard again? He just reminds me of one of those kids on the Shriner Hospital commercials like this. Like he is waiting for prosthetic legs, or something.View attachment 5714004

How the fuck does his skin stay so pasty and rosacea ridden in Mexico? I’m assuming those Korean beauty filters are giving him the corpse color skin? But the fact he still has that much redness showing must mean his rosacea is flaring hella bad.

Pasty pig is very ill equipped for the Yucatán climate.

 

[Axiom.]

Is it just me, or should he grow out the beard again? He just reminds me of one of those kids on the Shriner Hospital commercials like this. Like he is waiting for prosthetic legs, or something.View attachment 5714004

The color contrast is so immense, his head looks like it shrunk even more than the photoshop intended

 

[Lomax]

You can see where he’s shaved a chunk off his lower face in a comical effort to give himself a neck.
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He’s so bad at this, it’s hilarious. I love it.

Then to cover the rosacea he added the 'fuck it, smear vasoline over the lens' filter. I really need to see the photos he puts on tinder

 

[Um...]

Pasty pig is very ill equipped for the Yucatán climate.

Wait til summer.