Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

[Automaton Type 2B]

Dumbass never learns, bossman speaking prophesy.

 

[A Log in D Tractor 2]

How to lose $5k quick:

hd ish: https://files.catbox.moe/mnbos2.mp4

 

[PositiveMonk]

also, BMJ told us today that his monthly comes in tomorrow which is great news

Because I am a retard I feel the need to clarify and confirm this for other retards like me BMJ "income glossary":

Paycheck/getting paid - Literally any money or stake coin coming in from stake/kick. When he says this it can mean anything except juicers
Affiliate Money - The stake coin he gets from his paypiggies gambling under his code. Based on how much the piggies have wagered
VIP Level Up - Stake coin received upon reaching a new VIP level on his stake account. Based on a base amount per VIP level + extra depending on recent luck
Rakeback - stake coin received based on each individual bet, win or lose. Based on a percentage of each bet depending on the house edge of the game
Daily - The stake coin he gets from his stake each day. Presumably it scales with his VIP level which is based on how much he's wagered. This is not listed as a VIP reward but the VIP rewards state it is different from the reload
Weekly - Weekly stake coin received via the VIP only telegram group. Based on your VIP level, increased by your amount wagered
Monthly - Similar to Rakeback this is an amount of stake coin paid back to Austin based on how much he's wagered since the previous monthly
Reload - Some sort of vague stake coin amount received whenever Stake decides after you've reached Platinum. This seems to just be some way for Stake to justify giving their customers more money to keep them happy
Stake Check - This is his sponsor "money", the 4500 stake coin that Stake gives him for gambling exclusively on their website each week (Tuesday? Monday?) directly to his Stake.us vault
Kick Check - Actual money that goes to his bank account each month based on his subscribers at around $5 per subscriber
Juice - Money that comes from his paypigs or juicers as he calls them. They really shouldn't be expecting to see returns
Loan - Money that comes from someone he trusts who he intends to payback. When he's "down bad" he usually has people he needs to pay back which causes him anxiety

Thanks to @A Log in D Tractor 2 for clarification of Rakeback, Monthly, and VIP Level Up
Stake VIP Program Info
Austin is currently at VIP rank Platinum V with over 6 gorillion dollars wagered. His next level is Platinum VI at $10 Million wagered.

Spoiler: Stake VIP levels

Bronze: $10,000
Silver: $50,000
Gold: $100,000
Platinum: $250,000
Platinum II: $500,000
Platinum III: $1,000,000
Platinum IV: $2,500,000
Platinum V: $5,000,000
Platinum VI: $10,000,000
Diamond: $25,000,000
Diamond II: $50,000,000
Diamond III: $100,000,000
Diamond IV: $250,000,000
Diamond V: $500,000,000
Obsidian: $1,000,000,000

 

[ElevenYearBeggacy]

@Kees H "Pog as a bitch!"

Spoiler: SoymanJack

 

[JustTheFaxcts]

BossmanJack soyjakkin' it up in this bish, yo.

Spoiler: SoymanJack

It's like an unholy mix of soy and ahegoa face (Soyhegoa?). He just needs enough crack that his eyes start rolling back.

 

[Gaunt King Ithan Rilph]

 

[Dilly Dosig]

Bossman forgot his medication... What happened next, you may ask?

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Ratman Begins?!

 

[Sneeds]

Bossman got mad and basically called someone in chat named ashley a whore. He said they probably fucked a teacher to get good grades lmao.
"She" got mad and said she was more famous than Bossman and was an influencer


Who knew that having 1 follower made you an "Influencer"


Bossman BTFO of Ashley's sister

Bossman's "hacker" goes on Amouranth's stream

 

[Blackstar]

Bossman showed off his stats

 

[Pierre D'Olnique]

Bossman forgot his medication... What happened next, you may ask?

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You think it'd be possible to gaslight Bossman into believing he's a bigger chinlet than he actually is?

 

[S.C.U.D.]

Austin is currently at VIP rank Platinum V with over 6 gorillion dollars wagered. His next level is Platinum VI at $10 Million wagered.

Last night Austin said he was 65% of the way to Platinum VI. I don't know if that's $6.5/10 million dollars, or 65% between 5 and 10 million, but Plat VI should be no problem for our boy, I think he'll have it easily by summer.

 

[Kulee Baba]

Bossman showed off his stats
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He’s absolutely destroying himself via the sunk cost fallacy by obsessing over lost money. Gamblers call it “chasing.” It’s why he can easily piss away $10,000. Because while $10,000 is a nice chunk of money he still feels he’s far in the red.

 

[degengambalar]

He’s absolutely destroying himself via the sunk cost fallacy by obsessing over lost money. Gamblers call it “chasing.” It’s why he can easily piss away $10,000. Because while $10,000 is a nice chunk of money he still feels he’s far in the red.

The thing about bmj is that he doesn't even chase his losses because he doesn't work for anything. Anytime he loses it all he just says "oh well". Money is truly irrelevant to him because he has zero bills to pay. Imagine yourself at 15, you lost a lot of money but in the end in really doesn't matter, you aren't going to starve or be homeless.
He's one of these retarded gamblers who wants to set records, beat their previous high. I've seen him win 950x of his bet and yet his first reaction was "aww so close to max win".

Realistically it makes little difference but he can't claim he got the "MAX" 1000x win. He's not chasing his losses, he's chasing that high of winning $55,000 and he wants to beat his previous record.

 

[Mark Goldbridge]

his losses, he's chasing that high of winning $55,000 and he wants to beat his previous record.

He also has a weird gambling OCD where if he won big and was at $999,999 he would continue until he passed a million. If he lost a bunch in a row in the process he would chase so hard to get above a million to the point he could lose 500k of that 999k before considering a cashout.

 

[WelperHelper99]

How to lose $5k quick:
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hd ish: https://files.catbox.moe/mnbos2.mp4

Bossman had more energy here than the Super Bowl halftime show, damn lol.

Bossman got mad and basically called someone in chat named ashley a whore. He said they probably fucked a teacher to get good grades lmao.
"She" got mad and said she was more famous than Bossman and was an influencer
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Who knew that having 1 follower made you an "Influencer"
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Bossman BTFO of Ashley's sister
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Bossman calling out hoes in Runescape. Keno.

 

[AnOminous]

Reload - Some sort of vague stake coin amount received whenever Stake decides. This seems to just be some way for Stake to justify giving their customers more money to keep them happy

The daily reload, at least for retards like me, is just a dollar every day. To enjoy the BossMan experience, I colllect that every day. Then I bet it. Currently on Plinko, since BMJ seems to like that.

After over a month of doing that, I have about 30 dolllary doos. So I don't think they're cheating me.

 

[Jimmy Dean Bowl]

I'm confused that obsidian is the top level of gamba achievement.
Sure, it's a beautiful rock (well, volcanic glass), but in terms of monetary value it's at the bottom of the list.
Maybe the list was made by a geology sperg.
Maybe I think about stupid shit too much.

 

[Midnight Cooking]

He also has a weird gambling OCD where if he won big and was at $999,999 he would continue until he passed a million. If he lost a bunch in a row in the process he would chase so hard to get above a million to the point he could lose 500k of that 999k before considering a cashout.

This can lead to some amusing scenarios even if he goes above a "target" goal. He'll make very specific bets to get a long string of 0s, but will continue going if that loses and make his balance more uneven. Sometimes he'll even double/halve that bet to make things even worse.

 

[WelperHelper99]

I'm confused that obsidian is the top level of gamba achievement.
Sure, it's a beautiful rock (well, volcanic glass), but in terms of monetary value it's at the bottom of the list.
Maybe the list was made by a geology sperg.
Maybe I think about stupid shit too much.

I mean, obsidian has a sharp edge. Maybe it means you're sharp with how you gamble?

 

[Exit fullscreen button]

I'm confused that obsidian is the top level of gamba achievement.
Sure, it's a beautiful rock (well, volcanic glass), but in terms of monetary value it's at the bottom of the list.
Maybe the list was made by a geology sperg.
Maybe I think about stupid shit too much.

Once he hits Obsidian he can start working towards building a portal to reach Nether Stake, with new and exciting ways to get felted.