The NFL Thread

[Total Annihilation]

I LOVE THE FED

 

[timewave0]

I never would’ve guessed that this thread would be featured some day. That’s the power of the Swift Army. Hail Sneed and hail victory! Another Ralphamale W

 

[Absolutego]

That game was a hell of a late bloomer after that first half, damn.
I like Purdy despite him playing for the Forty Whiners so I'm bummed for him, but it was nice having it come down to the wire.

 

[PyrrhicRustle]

GUNT WINS
NFL STILL SUCKS - t. Southerner

I'd tell you to fuck off to college ball but you guys don't even have that anymore.

 

[Dill]

 

[Trombonista]

I never would’ve guessed that this thread would be featured some day.

I would have featured it sooner had the Lions won the NFC Championship.

 

[RumblyTumbly]

That game was the type of game I typically enjoy: Grind out the points, lots of defense, and its more of a battle than just lighting up the scoreboard like they're playing Madden.

That missed extra point cost SF dearly, but that's the nature of the game. Nothing to be a ashamed of for them, but I'm sure there are one or two plays they'd like to have back.

I don't give a shit about Taylor Swift and all that shit. I will say though that if I were Reid, I'd have benched Kelce for the rest of the game of getting in his face like that.

 

[Party Hat Wurmple]

So how blatant was the ref ball ? Was it as clearly favoring the Chiefs as one would imagine ?

Pretty darn blatant. The Chiefs got away with a fucking FORWARD LATERAL and didn't get pinged for fuck all the entire game. I couldn't help but notice that no fireworks played for touchdowns until the Chiefs scored. The entire second half was the scripted version. The only winner is Roger. Taylor Swift was noticeably absent the entire first half. Then I guess someone noticed it because come the second half, she was noticeably the ONLY thing the camera focused on. The only bright spot was the Temu commercial that made me laugh hysterically because the black chick actually transforms into a white chick when using Temu.

This is the outcome I called, and I love being right. Swiftbowl in full swing. Can't wait till next year when Ariana Grande starts dating Geno Smith or something.

 

[Null]

they named the dude from San Fran "purdy", then sent him to Missouri, like come the fuck on.

 

[Devil Buster Busters]

sneed

 

[PyrrhicRustle]

I would have featured it sooner had the Lions won the NFC Championship.

Goff'll get em next year

they named the dude from San Fran "purdy", then sent him to Missouri, like come the fuck on.

The game is in Vegas

 

[Roxanne Wolf]

ITS THE YEAR OF SNEED. AGAIN!

 

[Pooners Paradise]

I put a whole $2.50 on chiefs winning because of Sneed. Unsure what to spend my winnings on.

 

[Señora Airi]

Well the Chiefs won again, and I want to end it all.

Bills, Dolphins, and Jets bros, is this suffering how it felt when y'all had a "dynasty" in y'all's division?

 

[luigismanslave]

aw man who would've guessed the manufactured storyline where taylor dates a sweet charming country bumpkin who uses the power of her love to make the comeback in the big game would turn out this way??? i never could've predicted the outcome of this 6 month long music video plot manufactured by nfl inc to trick 15 year old girls into watching handegg would turn out like this

im a jets fan btw and made money betting on the manufactured outcome

 

[Polentic]

We at the Kiwifarms are Swiftie Superfans. Or SS, we also consider ourselves Sneed Superfans. Big wins to the refs for making San Fran seethe.

 

[The Mass Shooter Ron Soye]

She not dating the quarterback Jersh

I saw a very convincing image that shows she's dating the whole team.

 

[Jotch]

I wonder why Taylor Swift was constantly with her royal guard while in Las Vegas?

 

[Ensok]

Good job ruining the integrity of the game forever, NFL. Apparently the Chiefs didn't commit a single penalty in the second half and it took half the 49er's starters getting injured, but you bullshitted your way to forcing Mahomes, Kelce and Taylor Swift down our fucking throats.

Fuck Patrick Mahomes
Fuck Travis Kelce
Fuck the Chiefs and their piss easy division that gifts them a playoffs spot every year
Fuck Taylor Swift.

A bullshit rigged ending to a bullshit season. Now we have to have even more of these pieces of shit thrown in our faces when we just want to look up football news, and not see ads full of Chiefs players in the middle of every game.

@Null

We play in Santa Clara.

 

[Low IQ Doctor]

Good job ruining the integrity of the game forever, NFL. Apparently the Chiefs didn't commit a second penalty in the second half and it took half the 49er's starters getting injured, but you bullshitted your way to forcing Mahomes, Kelce and Taylor Swift down our fucking throats.

Fuck Patrick Mahomes
Fuck Travis Kelce
Fuck the Chiefs and their piss easy division that gifts them a playoffs spot every year
Fuck Taylor Swift.

A bullshit rigged ending to a bullshit season. Now we have to have even more of these pieces of shit thrown in our faces when we just want to look up football news, and not see ads full of Chiefs players in the middle of every game.

Sneed.