The NFL Thread - Root for your favorite team (or laugh at the Browns, whichever's easier)

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Who are you rooting for in Super Bowl 60?

  • New England Patriots

    Votes: 11 22.0%

  • Seattle Seahawks

    Votes: 25 50.0%

  • Team State Farm

    Votes: 1 2.0%

  • The Meteor

    Votes: 13 26.0%
  • Total voters
    50
  • Poll closed .
That game was the type of game I typically enjoy: Grind out the points, lots of defense, and its more of a battle than just lighting up the scoreboard like they're playing Madden.

That missed extra point cost SF dearly, but that's the nature of the game. Nothing to be a ashamed of for them, but I'm sure there are one or two plays they'd like to have back.

I don't give a shit about Taylor Swift and all that shit. I will say though that if I were Reid, I'd have benched Kelce for the rest of the game of getting in his face like that.
 
Illidan Stormrage said:
So how blatant was the ref ball ? Was it as clearly favoring the Chiefs as one would imagine ?
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Pretty darn blatant. The Chiefs got away with a fucking FORWARD LATERAL and didn't get pinged for fuck all the entire game. I couldn't help but notice that no fireworks played for touchdowns until the Chiefs scored. The entire second half was the scripted version. The only winner is Roger. Taylor Swift was noticeably absent the entire first half. Then I guess someone noticed it because come the second half, she was noticeably the ONLY thing the camera focused on. The only bright spot was the Temu commercial that made me laugh hysterically because the black chick actually transforms into a white chick when using Temu.

This is the outcome I called, and I love being right. Swiftbowl in full swing. Can't wait till next year when Ariana Grande starts dating Geno Smith or something.
 
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Well the Chiefs won again, and I want to end it all.

Bills, Dolphins, and Jets bros, is this suffering how it felt when y'all had a "dynasty" in y'all's division?
 
aw man who would've guessed the manufactured storyline where taylor dates a sweet charming country bumpkin who uses the power of her love to make the comeback in the big game would turn out this way??? i never could've predicted the outcome of this 6 month long music video plot manufactured by nfl inc to trick 15 year old girls into watching handegg would turn out like this

im a jets fan btw and made money betting on the manufactured outcome
 
We at the Kiwifarms are Swiftie Superfans. Or SS, we also consider ourselves Sneed Superfans. Big wins to the refs for making San Fran seethe.
 
Good job ruining the integrity of the game forever, NFL. Apparently the Chiefs didn't commit a single penalty in the second half and it took half the 49er's starters getting injured, but you bullshitted your way to forcing Mahomes, Kelce and Taylor Swift down our fucking throats.

Fuck Patrick Mahomes
Fuck Travis Kelce
Fuck the Chiefs and their piss easy division that gifts them a playoffs spot every year
Fuck Taylor Swift.

A bullshit rigged ending to a bullshit season. Now we have to have even more of these pieces of shit thrown in our faces when we just want to look up football news, and not see ads full of Chiefs players in the middle of every game.

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We play in Santa Clara.
 
Ensok said:
Good job ruining the integrity of the game forever, NFL. Apparently the Chiefs didn't commit a second penalty in the second half and it took half the 49er's starters getting injured, but you bullshitted your way to forcing Mahomes, Kelce and Taylor Swift down our fucking throats.

Fuck Patrick Mahomes
Fuck Travis Kelce
Fuck the Chiefs and their piss easy division that gifts them a playoffs spot every year
Fuck Taylor Swift.

A bullshit rigged ending to a bullshit season. Now we have to have even more of these pieces of shit thrown in our faces when we just want to look up football news, and not see ads full of Chiefs players in the middle of every game.
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Sneed.
 
Pissmaster said:
Good, I hope everyone in San Francisco kills themselves, and Sneed & Gay laugh about it with the rest of us
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There was a reddit post I wish I had saved. It was about Seattle, but I feel like the same thing probably applies to SF. Some hippie transplant moves to Seattle and goes to a Seahawks game. Later cries to the subreddit about how all the fans were a bunch of stereotypical redneck football cishet men instead of proud NBs and and heroin junkies.
I think with SF, the stadium is in Santa Clara, nearly 45 miles away and I'm sure the fanbase is largely the same as any other football team, being made up by not people from the dregs of San Francisco. They won't burn SF down like Philly does every time they win a championship or lose a championship.
It also would have been funny if the NFL's golden boy QB got beaten by the lowest paid QB (by a huge margin, he doesn't even make 1M/year, which is unheard of for a starting QB).
 
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