Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[AltisticRight]

>Ultra-conservative
Balldo is no where near "ultra-conservative", he's arguably not even a conservative. He's a libertarian which is the total opposite to conservatives socially, and a man that spends $3000 a month on snacks with liquor amounting to over $1000 scattered around him at any given moment isn't fiscally conservative either.

>Big no-no
A "trans-woman" is a man.
A family involves children you've fathered.
You cannot impregnate another man.
End of the story. If you're attracted to men, you are a homosexual.

This dense unfunny fat pajeet will never stop being a chaser. He got the basic facts wrong too, MANdy is a catfish, we don't know if he is a troon or not. To be exact, we don't even have rock solid proof that he's a man, though that's nearly 100% the case.

 

[Maude Snew]

This dense unfunny fat pajeet will never stop being a chaser. He got the basic facts wrong too, MANdy is a catfish, we don't know if he is a troon or not. To be exact, we don't even have rock solid proof that he's a man, though that's nearly 100% the case.

If Nick and Mandy were to hook up at least there'd be one man in the relationship. We all know Nick isn't one, probably never really was.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

He's a libertarian

Like many lolcows who say this I'm skeptical because it always seems like the narcissism part far outweighs the libertarian part. After the last few months would you trust this guy to support even such a libertarian staple as free speech if he got assured it magically wouldn't silence him only people he's angry at? I don't. If you replaced his semblance of legal knowledge with Rick's he'd probably be telling us all that we're going to enjoy prison.

 

[daffodils]

Brief mention of the Vic case on the last Jack Show. Comment on Rekieta:"He looks like he's gonna die." Cecil and Coomalot feebly noseguarding.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ZyMz8STQxQ&t=8877s

 

[Maude Snew]

If you replaced his semblance of legal knowledge with Rick's he'd probably be telling us all that we're going to enjoy prison.

His stalker childs are incel prudes, his enjoy prison is I hope you make a million dollars. Tomato, a Balldo.

 

[Anticipointment]

Listing of Nick’s shows in Jan. & Feb., length of breaks after the Rumble flip & excuses for the breaks. (These breaks were never a thing before)

Jan. 2, 16, 18, 21 & Feb. 7 were short shows / no flip. Jan. 17 daytime show, so excluded.

Short breaks:
Jan. 8 - guests Adam & Sitch, break was 5 mins. Jan. 11 - at Steel Toe morning show studio, break was 4 & 1/2 mins. Jan. 19 - guest, Dick, break under 3 mins. “Bathroom breaks.”

Long breaks:
(Commas inside quotes are indicative of pauses in Nick’s way of speaking)

1/1 - Break, 7 mins. “Had to check on, had to check on, everybody, had to do the rounds, make sure everybody is doing ok, you know, sleeping, mostly.”

1/4 - Break, 8 mins. Seconds before Nick’s return a cartoon clip played that said in a sarcastic tone, “Women!” Nick said, “Thank you, Ryan! Ryan, I thought you went to bed!” (Ryan the editor) Chat accused Nick of having been gone drinking off camera, Nick invited chat to believe whatever they wanted to.

1/3 - Before break: “I need to run to the bathroom & [also] check on Lady R., make sure everything is good, before she falls asleep.” Returned after 6 mins., to say: “I have to step away for another minute or two because I need to take care of something that has popped up unexpectedly, so that’s, fun” (Said in a disdainful tone that indicated the opposite of “fun”)
Was gone for 17 additional minutes, excuse: “That lady, we teach tomorrow, she had this big fucking box of music stuff that I had to put, put in the car.”

1/9 - Break, 9 mins. Came back offering no explanation, started talking about his chair, which had been on video for the period of his absence.

1/15 - Break, 7 mins. “I was actually, kinda surprised, Lady Rackets was still awake, so I got to say goodnight to her again, which is always fun.” (Said in tone indicating not-fun)

1/22 - Break, 7 mins., no excuse given.

1/23 - Break, over 10 mins. Gave no excuse but came back saying like, “Whew, whoa” in an aggravated way.

1/24 - Break, 10 mins. Summary: Three youngest children were screaming, not in terror, but like loud & rowdy. Each were on their separate iPads, shrieking over whatever was happening iPad-wise. It was 12:15 a.m. Nick: They’d been told to go to bed? Why hadn’t they? Child: Lost track of time. Nick: The time is on the iPad screens in front of you. Go to bed.
Went to check on Kayla. She was passed out in front of Star Trek, “snoring like a 90 yr old man”. Nick recalled himself wondering “Is everybody defective in this house besides me?” Kayla had “stolen” a four pack of mini muffins from the children. She’d fallen asleep with the mini muffin pouch on her stomach, hand in bag. Nick described as, “like a fatso with a bag of chips” Then, “I thought I had a sleeping disorder, turns out she has all of them!”
Shortly after, Nick replied to someone in chat that Kayla has “Central Sleep Apnea”, & then goes on to explain & re-explain for way too long how it is not the sleep apnea type that fat people get. He wants to be clear on this point, not the fat people kind. It is a worse type than the fat people kind, & it is caused by the brain.
(Edit: changed p.m. to a.m. thank you @John Andrews Stan )

2/1 - Break, almost 9 mins. No idea what Nick said upon returning, he was muted the entire time. Looked super gay though, lots of pulling faces & hand waving. After realizing muting error he went on with other stuff.

2/2 - Break, 8 mins. “Sorry about the delay. I’ve always gotta, check several, uhh, I’m a husband & a dad! I’ve gotta check several areas of the house & make sure everybody is good, so.” Response to chat: “Oh it was 8 mins.? Well. Cheers to 8 mins. But just as an announcement & a reminder, there is uhh, no more drinking tonight. We are all good. That is done.”(Dejected tone)

2/3 - Before going to break: “I’m going to hit the bathroom, check on Lady R., double check the kids, make sure everybody is ok.
Break, 12 & 1/2 mins. “I gotta check on the house, make sure everybody is ok, in the middle of the show.” (Said with tone of annoyance, at family situation or chat is unclear. Returned from break looking frazzled)

2/8 - Break, almost 10 mins. Left Branca awkwardly alone. Had to bring Kayla a Gatorade & move some things out of her room. (Yes, her room)

2/9 - Break, 13 mins. Explanation is this:

 

[John Andrews Stan]

It was 12:15 p.m.

Think you meant AM.

And why does it not surprise me that even the youngest Rekieta kids have unrestricted internet access and their own digital crack pipes? I wonder how many of the girls are already getting “just our secret” sexts from Drexel.

 

[Space Pope]

She’d fallen asleep with the mini muffin pouch on her stomach, hand in bag

“I was actually, kinda surprised, Lady Rackets was still awake

& [also] check on Lady R., make sure everything is good, before she falls asleep

I’m a husband & a dad! I’ve gotta check several areas of the house & make sure everybody is good, so.

I've been dealing with various things over the past couple days, had to cancel a couple shows, I really hate it, but, it is what it is. Last night was a surprise, and I'm not gonna get really into what happened because it's not anyone's fucking business, but basically is fine, everything's okay. I just had to spend the entire night last night making sure that someone was okay.

I'm going to channel my inner PPP and come to a drastic conclusion based upon known evidence.

Our Wife is popping pills to cope with the fact Nicki is an alcoholic homosexual. He already was worried about her mental health, so even in early January he was checking mid show to make sure she hadn't passed out face down in the tub or something.

After Our Wife had to witness Nicki being fingered in a hot tub by a man and the ensuing MMF orgy that she refused to participate in, she borderline overdosed which caused Nicki to have to watch her that night. Being worried for her mental health he took some extra time off. He now continues to dote on her mid show to make sure she isn't dead and to feebly attempt to keep her from divorcing him by bringing her gatorade.

 

[Left Beef]

Nick replied to someone in chat that Kayla has “Central Sleep Apnea”, & then goes on to explain & re-explain for way too long how it is not the sleep apnea type that fat people get.

No, it's the kind that chronic opioid abusers get. Otherwise it's extremely rare in adults without brainstem damage or a heart condition.

ETA: also, it's extremely dangerous for someone with CSA to drink and then fall asleep, because alcohol further suppresses respiratory drive. Other CNS depressants are a risk too, including benzodiazepines.

 

[AnOminous]

The colorful hands, on top of being a symptom of the AIDs

This is pretty much anything with Nick these days. You can wonder and think about it a lot but it's pretty much a waste of your time.

"Why is Nick doing this?" It's just the AIDS acting up.

Narcissists live with barely managed rage as they can't cope with social situations properly due to an underdeveloped ego. Every slight must be recorded as an attempt to injure and learned from so that it can't be allowed ever again.

This is why they're such great lolcows though. You know when you insult one, they're going to seethe for days, weeks, months, even conceivably the rest of their lives. Every time they wake up, they'll see your laughing face in their tiny angry little minds.

 

[Swole McPole]

After Our Wife had to witness Nicki being fisted in a hot tub by a man

FTFY.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

He confirmed his belt from Mar-a-lago was from Hot Topic. He went back this week to get more becuase it makes people mad, and that makes him happy.

I’m sure “making people mad” is the part he enjoys about frequenting a mall store that’s utterly embarrassing to anyone who isn’t underage

 

[AnOminous]

I’m sure “making people mad” is the part he enjoys about frequenting a mall store that’s utterly embarrassing to anyone who isn’t underage

This man is literally such a fag that openly shopping at Hot Topic is something he'll do to "make people mad." Lmao. Yeah I'm totally mad that you're a hilarious faggot I laugh at. Suck some more black dicks. That will definitely make me extremely angry as you take jizz loads to the face. Every ounce of come you take to the face will make me angrier, so do it as much as you can. Imagine how mad I'll be!

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Like many lolcows who say this I'm skeptical because it always seems like the narcissism part far outweighs the libertarian part. After the last few months would you trust this guy to support even such a libertarian staple as free speech if he got assured it magically wouldn't silence him only people he's angry at? I don't. If you replaced his semblance of legal knowledge with Rick's he'd probably be telling us all that we're going to enjoy prison.

In theory, the ideology sounds fantastic, but in practice I find it either attracts the hedonists and 'the-age-of-consent-should-be-lowered' types, or it sits on a knife-edge of authoritarianism. When someone identifies as one, I just hope that it takes a while for them to be corrupted if I like them.

It was 12:15 p.m. Nick: They’d been told to go to bed? Why hadn’t they?

In the 5 year anniversary stream I clipped for my Drexel update, when Kayla left her spot around midnight, it was said that they needed to put children to bed. I assumed they wouls hebik bed 2-4 hours earlier, but I suppose not in their home... I had a 9.30 bedtime until I was 16, or so.

 

[Crocodylus Acutus]

While Nick has streamed from this room before (based on scrolling through the Locals clips) what's new is he seems to be streaming constantly from there instead of on very rare occasions.

I'm glad we have located the precise coordinates of the cuck corner. Now we can engage in our dastardly plan, and launch the direct air-to-balldo modafinil missile, mixing with his bodily content of Whiskey to produce the most lolcowish behavior possible. It's heat seeking too, and since Rackets produces enough hot steam during his seethe fests to power a locomotive, it can't possibly miss.

This is the day my fellow A-logs. Twirl your mustaches with glee at this ingenious scheme. Operation: Fallen Tray.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

also, it's extremely dangerous for someone with CSA to drink and then fall asleep, because alcohol further suppresses respiratory drive. Other CNS depressants are a risk too, including benzodiazepines.

And including kratom, which I believe Kayla has claimed is part of her regimen.

 

[elb]

And including kratom, which I believe Kayla has claimed is part of her regimen.

FWIW over the last couple of years Nick has brought up the dangers of kratom and how life ruining addictive it can be based on experience from somebody close to him.

1/24 - Break, 10 mins. Summary: Three youngest children were screaming, not in terror, but like loud & rowdy. Each were on their separate iPads, shrieking over whatever was happening iPad-wise. It was 12:15 p.m. Nick: They’d been told to go to bed? Why hadn’t they? Child: Lost track of time. Nick: The time is on the iPad screens in front of you. Go to bed.

This is why you don’t leave it up to a 10? year old to put themselves and their younger siblings to bed.

Thanks for tracking the break times, much appreciated. I’m not sure why he doesn’t just roll the Rumble switch/Get Me Away From This Livestream into one intermission… I’m not the social media expert though, so

Edit to add from the 1/24 stream:
Checking on the kids/Kayla
Kayla’s sleep apnea

 

[John Andrews Stan]

FWIW over the last couple of years Nick has brought up the dangers of kratom and how life ruining addictive it can be based on experience from somebody close to him.

I’ve read some real horror stories. If nothing else it's very difficult to sleep after weaning off the stuff. I wouldn’t be surprised at all if Kayla found it wasn’t just a harmless leaf. What are the odds Nick was the one who encouraged her to start taking it in the first place?

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

I’ve gotta check several areas of the house & make sure everybody is good

make sure everybody is ok.

I gotta check on the house, make sure everybody is ok,

Either Nick is desperately trying to put on a front of the male "defender" role, or something very wrong happened in his household that requires frequent welfare checks. Probably both.

Ideas that came to mind:
- Kayla almost died because of pill-popping behavior
- Kids got into alcohol because it's literally in every room
- Suicide attempt by one of the kids or Kayla
- One of the kids got caught doing something they shouldn't

In theory, the ideology sounds fantastic, but in practice I find it either attracts the hedonists and 'the-age-of-consent-should-be-lowered' types, or it sits on a knife-edge of authoritarianism. When someone identifies as one, I just hope that it takes a while for them to be corrupted if I like them.

I feel like Libertarianism is fine as a transition point, but only degenerates or neer-do-wells tend to stay there since it necessarily provides cover for aberrant behavior. Libertarianism has nothing to say about morality, frequently forgets that corporate power is basically government, and generally has no way of holding a society together.

It's like half an ideology on stilts in a trench coat that pretends problems it doesn't address directly will work themselves out via "muh free-market". Amusing, but prone to tripping over itself.

 

[Retink Retunk]

Ideas that came to mind:
- Kayla almost died because of pill-popping behavior
- Kids got into alcohol because it's literally in every room
- Suicide attempt by one of the kids or Kayla
- One of the kids got caught doing something they shouldn't

There's also the Drexel possibility.