🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

How the fuck does his skin stay so pasty and rosacea ridden in Mexico? I’m assuming those Korean beauty filters are giving him the corpse color skin? But the fact he still has that much redness showing must mean his rosacea is flaring hella bad.

Pasty pig is very ill equipped for the Yucatán climate.

Cuz he lives in one room sleeps through half the morning and only leaves to get tortas at night

 

[AltisticRight]

Those Chinky beauty filter apps are supposed to turn human skin with texture into the surface of a Barbie doll and whiten it up to the maximum, because people who use it are self-hating slants who wish they were White but doesn't seem to understand that skin has texture no matter the colour.

Ethan Ralph is a nigger at heart with the borderline personality disorder of some Eastern Asian little princess.

 

[Truly Rural]

He’s really sitting there all alone in his Mexican rental box taking selfies and flexing his wall mounted TV and KC gear like he thinks that makes him a BALLER and he’s totally OWNING the a-logs. What a sad spectacle.

Do you think they give these out fo free? No he bought those, he is basically their sponsor.

 

[GamerGateSurvivor]

Is it just me, or should he grow out the beard again? He just reminds me of one of those kids on the Shriner Hospital commercials like this. Like he is waiting for prosthetic legs, or something.

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I was walking through Walmart once and I ran into an FtM troon who looked just like this. She was this 5'1" middle aged woman who'd been taking testosterone so she could grow facial hair. But since she still had a woman's face, she looked like a giant baby that superglued her dad's beard trimmings to her chin.

No joke, the shape of Ralph's chin is a dead ringer for that troon. He couldn't have don a worse job.

 

[Me262PrinceOfTurboJet]

He’s shrinking his oversized melon head down with comically bad photoshopping again.
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His photoshops should have their own thread. It’s one of the most entertaining of his antics on this current downward spiral he’s on.

He knows his giant Moai head instantly gives away his shops. It sticks out like a sore thumb when he shrinks his body, giving him an uncanny appearance. Part of his problem is that he actually is malformed with his giant glazed holiday ham head, his hunchback hump, his stubby weak arms, and his little bird legs. Then theres whatever the fuck is going on with his gnarled and scarred pendulous gunt. The Ralph family is extremely genetically unfortunate.

 

[PaladinBoo]

Why isn’t Ralph watching the Super Bowl from a nice expat bar?

Because he knows that if he gloats God will felt him and hand him another L.

 

[Pitbull Victim]

GUNTED.

And now we wait:

When the Chiefs inevitably win the Superbowl (Kyle Shanahan is a choke-artist), is Ralph just going to straight-up lose a limb?

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Get ready for the loss.

 

[Um...]

the shape of Ralph's chin

He has no chin, that’s the problem and why he’s photoshopping himself like a teenage girl.

There’s no chin there, just a tiny nubbin where his chin should be, but it’s swallowed up by a blob of fat. Same with his jawline and neck- he has none, just one big fat roll.

And he wants a neck. So, SO bad. Poor thing.

 

[DogZero]

Alrighty, I am here for the imminent ralph L.

Any minute now....

 

[Raven-621]

So Ralph’s chosen gang of sportsball negroes won, which means per the Ralphacycle we will be enjoying another hollerin’ cope sesh about an unforeseen L very soon.

 

[Rage Pig]

Seething at Harry

11 minutes later "I don't think about you"

 

[make_it_so]

Seething at Harry
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11 minutes later "I don't think about you"
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Last I checked pigger tits, it wasn't Harry that was recorded threatening to kill his wife and calling her useless while his infant child screamed in the background.

 

[MadStan]

He has no chin, that’s the problem and why he’s photoshopping himself like a teenage girl.
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There’s no chin there, just a tiny nubbin where his chin should be, but it’s swallowed up by a blob of fat. Same with his jawline and neck- he has none, just one big fat roll.

And he wants a neck. So, SO bad. Poor thing.

His t-shirt acts like a turtle neck for his chin.

 

[Not Even Twice]

Seething at Harry
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11 minutes later "I don't think about you"
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lol he's so insecure he can't even gloat without scoring an own goal, and the seethe-typing resulting in several typos in a single tweet is the cherry on top.

 

[Me262PrinceOfTurboJet]

I'm still befuddled by the fact that people think that their preferred niggers running a ball is some kind of win to hold over someone.

 

[Rage Pig]

I'm still befuddled by the fact that people think that their preferred niggers running a ball is some kind of win to hold over someone.

Don't know what you're talking about. Ethantius Ralph can't stop winning.

 

[FiveStarAce]

Seething at Harry
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11 minutes later "I don't think about you"
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Exactly, it was Morris who destroyed your perfectly normal, horse strangling relationship.

 

[Near]

The fact he has to seethe at Harry over fucking hand egg because he has no viable line of attack.

Is he going to claim he's winning because the temperature where he lives is higher next?
Obviously when there's cloudy weather over Harry Morris' town, that's a big Ralphamale W. Roll credits.

 

[SargonF00t]

Seething at Harry
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11 minutes later "I don't think about you"
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Ralph desperately wanting to look as cool as Don Draper, but forgets that he contacted Harry first.

Dumb cunt Ralph