Anna o' Brien / Glitter + Lazers / GlitterandLazers - Fat, drunk, consoomer attention whore who would rather eat and drink herself to death than endure a single negative emotion

[Hippy Dippy]

If she were diabetic, which she is TOTALLY NOT u guise, I'd suggest that she had diabetic neuropathy. Diabetes can absolutely fuck your feet. I can't imagine that all the dirt is going to help when she develops the inevitable foot ulcers.

Before I was diagnosed I could put my feet under the hottest water in the bathtub tap and feel nothing. Thankfully the damage wasn’t permanent. I really hope she is seeking medical help. And she really needs to keep her feet clean, diabetic or not. Her feet are holding up a very large woman and she’s torturing them with her ridiculous running and exercises.

 

[FarmVille]

surprised she didn’t point out that to start a home gym you absolutely DO NOT need a recumbent bike

 

[deputydogshit2.0]

Which goddam photo is ‘before’ and which is ‘after?’
Other than the swimsuit and the pose, it’s the same photo.

 

[Constellationzero]

Look at this frame from when I paused the video. I don’t even know what to describe the shape of her foot as. A hoof?
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Spoiler: Same Energy.

 

[thejackal2]

Which goddam photo is ‘before’ and which is ‘after?’
Other than the swimsuit and the pose, it’s the same photo.

This nigga just done took a step back!

Also, she said she likes the mat for when she's "doing planks". No Anna, your "bug" move or whatever is not a plank and much like Reagan Chastain you will not be able to do anything resembling a plank until you lose at least 200lbs.

 

[Ben Lurkin']

Anna, are we sure you just didn’t use Facetune?

Also, there’s some great clips from her Instagram stories, and if someone could get that, that would be awesome.

It’s a tough comparison because she’s angling her head down in the After shot, and there is a plant obscuring much of her right waist. The pose is slightly different due to her arm positions.

I don't know, but...(from my very limited, non-professional observation derived via a few life-figure drawing classes in college) her back-fat tiddies seem to have shape-shifted and shrunk mass a tad.

However, it also seems her front gunt has either grown or gravity-dropped more from a few years ago.

As for the "candy juicy thighs?" Without following a strict lymphedema treatment plan, she (and her knee joints/ankles) remain the same and under strain.

But, yeah, Anna...ignore plans like the one above outlined by Johns Hopkins and keep trusting in that "expert" Austin "runner's clinic" that takes yer money (and yer Insta @s) while they don't have enough basic-bitch common sense to advise a 500+ elbees, pre/post diabetic woman to NOT jump up and down on her filthy flat feet, fragile ankles, and deteriorating knee cartilage.

Righty0.

Ugh, she does that deathfat thing where she sticks her tounge out to shovel in the food and to get as much slop in her mouth as possible.

Yeesh...this thing also gets to me, from alla the deathfats, every time.

Shovel-Mouthed "Sally Shine*" here acksully filmed this, edited it, and left it in...urgh.
*Shoutout to @Constellationzero for dat fitting-fat-exibitionist moniker.

Not that "sensitive" a soul, but damn, I doubt I could sit across a dinner table from them...deez bints and this weird, food-aggressive, tongue-shoveling shit flips my bits.

Also, there’s some great clips from her Instagram stories, and if someone could get that, that would be awesome.

Like these?

"Getting started is hard..."
...but eating crap carbs is easy! "Schoo proud, y'all!"

Whadda "jump" scare. Shoulda left that "blur" filter on, Anna.

Nice job acting stupid while blocking the public walking/running trail...and she seriously wonders why other people on the trail might have something to say slightly snarky to her.

If you preach "movement" to behemoths, Anna, take your own advice and Move. Outta. the. Damn. Way.

 

[Scoia'tael]

Perfumes

As with everything Anna is a few weeks (YSL Libre, Not a Perfume) or years (Santal 33) late to the trends.

With the exception of the Le Labo and the Diptyque, everything she mentioned is widely available at every Sephora in the country and has become so ubiquitous its pasee. Santal 33 is one of the fragrance worlds most beautiful dead horses but it's still a dead horse that Anna is beating.

I feel like Anna herself (not Anna the influencer) wouldn't wear any of these. I feel like she's a Flowerbomb or Alien girl - something horrible and cloying and way too strong that was popular in the early 2000s among the wealthy Midwest girlies because it had a brand name on it and was therefore fancy.

 

[Angry New Ager]

I feel like she's a Flowerbomb or Alien girl

Holy fuck, Braintwin; that's exactly what I was thinking a couple of hours ago, when the topic of perfume came up in another convo. She's a Flowerbomb girl, for sure.

Santal 33 is lovely, but it's way too subtle for Anna. And yeah, it's passé, if being seen as on-trend is as important to you as it is to Anna, but frankly, I'm okay with that. I remember when I'd be among a certain type of crowd back in 2018-'19, and every bored, affluent-looking girl dressed in tasteful neutrals was wearing Santal 33. It was practically an olfactory uniform.

something horrible and cloying and way too strong that was popular in the early 2000s among the wealthy Midwest girlies because it had a brand name on it and was therefore fancy.

Anna would have been the kind of girl who, in 1981, would have called the Giorgio boutique in Beverly Hills and, using her daddy's credit card, ordered a bottle of Giorgio, which wasn't yet available anywhere else. And she would have sprayed that shit on heavy, just so she could tell people, "Oh, my perfume? That's Giorgio. I had to call and order it from Beverly Hills, you know."

(Some of my favorite frags are from the '80s—Paloma Picasso and YSL Opium will forever remain bottle-worthy—but I still hate Giorgio to this day, because you couldn't fucking escape that shit during the entire decade, and the kinds of people who wore it as a status symbol were, like Anna, just the fucking worst. SMH.)

 

[Scoia'tael]

I remember when I'd be among a certain type of crowd back in 2018-'19, and every bored, affluent-looking girl dressed in tasteful neutrals was wearing Santal 33. It was practically an olfactory uniform.

100%. Which makes it doubly as hilarious to imagine Anna in it. Tasteful and Neutral are probably the farthest thing from anything Anna is or tries to be.

Spoiler: Mild PL

I wore Santal 33 for a while when it was super trendy and to this day the now-hubby keeps asking what it was because he wants me to wear it again. I can't wait for it to become "vintage" so I can pick it back up. I'm not usually that much of a trend follower but it just became too much and I got sick of it. Their Thé Noir 29 is a winner although I'm afraid that's getting pretty overdone by now too

I was not around in the 80s but I have a soft spot for a good 80s musky funk. (Chanel's Coco is a cough-inducing spicy, old-cheese wonder and I hope they never change it lmao.) I just remember when flowebomb came out and it was a middle school BLOODBATH. God help you if you were wearing bath and body works to homeroom. Anna would have absolutely been one of the girls berating the poor girls about their second rate body spray and paying extra for the gift boxes with the little floral charms just to flex.

It's such a young fragrance too, definitely works with Anna's Peter pan complex or whatever the fuck she has going on.

 

[Haloperidol]

Also, there’s some great clips from her Instagram stories, and if someone could get that, that would be awesome.

I grabbed these last night as well.

Spoiler

I have one more video about how treadmills are unsafe for "bigger bodies" so that's why she has to run outside, but I had to fight the forum so hard to attach these I'm considering two out of three a miracle. If I screwed something up, you all know the drill.

 

[Diet Coke 4 Life]

... Running in the rain is not harder than running in the dry. If you run wearing glasses, it can make it harder to see. If it's raining hard, your feet will get drenched. If it's a light drizzle or sprinkles, it can actually be very, very refreshing and cooling, especially when you're cursing existence and on the verge of overheating. Some of the most pleasant races I did in the way-way-back-machine started off dry and featured a nice, cool, light rain for the last mile of effort, because holy SHIT does that feel good.

But it's also very individualistic, and I'm sure there's some people out there that despise running in the rain. Whatever. To each their own. Just saying that I haven't met a (real) runner yet who's turned off by running in a light rain. Hard rain? Sure. Lightning? Absolutely (and race organizers will cancel events due to safety considerations). Rain and high winds? Fuck that noise.

Winds are the devil's anus for cardio (headwinds, that is - crosswinds are whatever running and an absolute bitch on a bike if you have deep wheels), but rain ain't bad. She's once again exaggerating her struggles and trying to portray herself as a gorlboss fathlete who can't be defeated.

As for her wailing about treadmills being unsafe for 'bigger bodies', I wonder if she was told by the gym staff (or apartment management if it was apartment gym equipment) to keep off the treadmills because she exceeds their weight limits and would be held responsible for replacement costs if they were broken. FYI, commercial treadmills are pretty fucking pricy. This is why I about died when I won a treadmill in the MWR closeout auction of old ship gym equipment before I left my final ship upon retirement from the Navy. I got a $3,500 treadmill for $90. Best deal ever. And that puppy's rated up to 400 lbs, so it's a beefy sunofabitch. Not beefy enough for our fathlete, though.

 

[I call shenanigans]

As for her wailing about treadmills being unsafe for 'bigger bodies', I wonder if she was told by the gym staff (or apartment management if it was apartment gym equipment) to keep off the treadmills because she exceeds their weight limits and would be held responsible for replacement costs if they were broken.

It wouldn’t surprise me if she was told that. I know a number of morbidly obese people who were told to stay off treadmills due to the risk of injuries. Some after developing shin splints, one after a fall. I myself, and my BMI is <25, was told no treadmill work EVER after being diagnosed with a navicular fracture that is now screwed together as best they could. For me, it’s bike, shank’s pony, or pool work only. Treadmills are harsh on the feet (and knees) and people running on them have to keep pace with the machine. At least going for a walk outside, people can go at a pace that is comfortable for them, and they’re unlikely to fall off the back.

Anna should not be using a treadmill, but she shouldn’t be running/jogging either.

 

[JambledUpWords]

It wouldn’t surprise me if she was told that. I know a number of morbidly obese people who were told to stay off treadmills due to the risk of injuries. Some after developing shin splints, one after a fall. I myself, and my BMI is <25, was told no treadmill work EVER after being diagnosed with a navicular fracture that is now screwed together as best they could. For me, it’s bike, shank’s pony, or pool work only. Treadmills are harsh on the feet (and knees) and people running on them have to keep pace with the machine. At least going for a walk outside, people can go at a pace that is comfortable for them, and they’re unlikely to fall off the back.

Anna should not be using a treadmill, but she shouldn’t be running/jogging either.

If she ever used a stationary bike, she’d need to get one that is made for deathfats in mind since the standard seat wouldn’t be large enough. She’d also need something extra reinforced because not doing so increases chance of breakage. The only way she’d get one is if she had it sponsored, as that’s what I gather from her fitness guru LARP. In the chance she did get one from that, I would also see her trying to attempt dangerous moves (for her) on the bike that she sees spin instructors do. She desperately wants to be like those fitness influencers, and it shows with the things she attempts to do.

 

[Barbarella]

I’m a fragrance collector/lover/addict. Today I was wearing Le Labo Noir 29, in fact.

Of course, I have Santal 33. I don’t recall it as being overdone although I’ve read about it being considered too common. Possibly because I’m on the west coast in a hot climate it wasn’t as popular. I don’t care about popularity though, just wear what I like. I have to be careful with Santal 33 because sometimes it’s beautiful and sometimes my body chemistry turns it into dill pickles. What was too much/everybody and their mom were wearing was Dolce and Gabanna Light Blue.

I also have an original bottle of 80s Paloma Picasso and an 80s bottle of the original Joy by Jean Patou. (Juliette Has a Gun, Not a Perfume has been out for years-pure Ambroxen gives me a headache I guess.)

I don’t picture Anna as a person who knows anything about fragrance. That’s why her list was so boring, she copied it and probably was sponsored. It wouldn’t surprise me if her high school fragrance-if she had one-was drugstore Jean Nate. Maybe cheap bath and bodyworks. She doesn’t know the words sillage from throw to flanker. These days, with her only using what she shills, I’d expect her to like a gourmond like a Sol de Janeiro. Maybe she’d buy Aquolina Pink Sugar.

Girl probably goes for pretty bottles rather than juice anyway. Similar to Amberlynn who buys celebrity frags which are usually poor copies of designer.

 

[glass_houses]

Anna ran a mile in the rain? Why is she still dry, then?

 

[Flourishing Pinecone ❧]

If you can't "run" in the rain, Anna, then just go for a walk. Or just be honest that you didn't want to exercise at all.

 

[Diet Coke 4 Life]

If she ever used a stationary bike, she’d need to get one that is made for deathfats in mind since the standard seat wouldn’t be large enough. She’d also need something extra reinforced because not doing so increases chance of breakage. The only way she’d get one is if she had it sponsored, as that’s what I gather from her fitness guru LARP. In the chance she did get one from that, I would also see her trying to attempt dangerous moves (for her) on the bike that she sees spin instructors do. She desperately wants to be like those fitness influencers, and it shows with the things she attempts to do.

She actually got a recumbent that seems to have been (almost) appropriate for her. It vanished when she relocated. Magically, I might add.

The seat being too small isn't the issue - the seat isn't there for your ass. It's there for your sit bones to rest on - a properly fitted seat will only make contact with the fleshy bit over your sit bones, and the insides of your thighs as you press against the saddle horn for balance during hard turns. This is why people who do endurance rides can manage them wearing thin chamois in their cycling shorts and ride a saddle that looks like a plastic torture device with little to no discomfort. Those wide seats are actually detrimental to long times on the saddle, because you're sitting on the very muscles you're trying to work, which encourages pressure points and sore areas. This is why people riding cruiser bikes aren't doing multi-hour rides, and people on those tiny plastic shit seats are capable of doing just that. Source: I do endurance rides, and my favorite saddles are those with anatomical grooves cut in the middle of them, only a tiny smidge of padding on the very back of the seat, and a thin leather coating over a hard plastic surface because I'm a stupid faggot weight weenie.

An actual outdoors bicycle would have to be a Workman or Zize build. Those are the only companies I know of that have builds that are capable of supporting up to 550 lbs (and that includes the wheelset, which is usually the weakest point of most builds - hence why Ragen Chastain kept popping spokes on her HED wheels, because she was in excess of the wheelset's limit of 250 lbs total weight (rider and bicycle combined - her titanium build was a 15 lb bike including its drive train, and we all know that bitch was over 235 lbs). Now that Anna's "lost 100 lbs" she should fall right on the upper end of that limit. However, most other bikes have a hard limit of 240 lbs. They can probably support more, but you're at risk for material failure and the manufacturer won't cover repairs (and when you're talking framesets that cost in the thousands, that's a pricy fix to take on just because you're a fatass). Source: I like to look at this shit for fun because fatties on bikes amuse me, and I'm gay as fuck for bikes. My carbon fiber bike has a standard weight limit of 240 lbs, but the wheels on it are stupidly lightweight and feature very few carbon spokes (16 on the front, 18 on the back) which drops their weight limit right on down to 210 lbs. The Zize and Workman bikes both feature 36 spoke wheelsets, which is why they can support a Mack truck.

I still wonder what happened to that recumbent bike I actually was reluctantly proud of her for getting, that she wanted her audience to name because she 'just loved it so much' and filmed herself working out on it... like once. I suspect she got tired of actually working out. That or kneeing herself in the gunt.

 

[Angry New Ager]

Source: I like to look at this shit for fun because fatties on bikes amuse me

Fatties inquiring about which ebikes will withstand the weight of their fat asses amuses me. I just want to send them links to scootypuffs.

 

[Laygs For Days]

Regarding diabetic feet:
I can't remember if I mentioned this story before, but I was chatting to a Nurse who specialised in managing diabetic foot ulcers. She had a lady who mentioned to her doctor that when he walked on her tiled bathroom floor she would hear a tok tok tok noise, but not when she walked around the rest of the carpeted house.

Turns out that she had a thumbtack stuck in her foot, and because of her neuropathy she couldn't feel a thing.

I had to spend a couple of days in the hospital a while back and my roommate was a woman who was diabetic (and overweight but nowhere near Anna's size) and had decided to simply stop taking her medication for it. She had come in to the ER because her foot had been hurting for a couple of weeks and she couldn't ignore it anymore and they wound up admitting her. I got to overhear how the doctor tried explaining that she must have gotten a cut at some point that had gotten infected and she never felt or addressed it and it had become necrotic. She kept asking what they could do to fix it even after the doctor told her multiple times the only solution was amputation. That was the day I learned diabetes is no fucking joke. I don't know how Anna's feet (and Chantal's eyes) don't scare the shit out of them.

Whadda "jump" scare. Shoulda left that "blur" filter on, Anna.

You can see the rolls even on the blur, jesus h christ.

 

[GenociderSyo]

She has hinted she was diagnosed "pre-diabetic/diabetic" at one point but said she cured it with everything she is doing.



Wonder if thats why she had to leave princess land that she broke their treadmills she was taping on?

Recap:


She accidentally linked to some Gym in India in her products.


She is doing those jump squats in her apartment....


Some more beached whale exercises.


Not much to say here's her cost break down.

Total $1,778

Look $319

Lane Bryant LIVI Scoop-Neck Ruched Wicking Rib Top $60
Athleta Ultimate Stash Tight $109
On Running Cloud X 3 Running Shoe - Women's $150

Equipment $1,439
FLYBIRD Weight Bench, Adjustable Strength Training Bench for Full Body Workout with Fast Folding $240
NordicTrack Select-a-Weight Adjustable Dumbbells $399
Keppi Adjustable Dumbbells Set 25lb Dumbbells with Anti-Slip Metal Handle $200
Amazon Stretching Strap with Loops $22
PopFlex Vegan Suede Yoga Mat - Lotus Tribe $59
TRX GO Suspension Trainer System $140
Bose SoundLink around-ear wireless headphones II $230
Replacement Ear Pads for Bose Headphone Ear Cups $13
PopFlex Ready Set Glow Gallon Timer Bottle with Fruit Infuser - Purple Terrazzo $45
Target Percussion Massage Gun - All in Motion™ $90

Apps $20
TRX App $20/m
Therabody App $Free?