Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Major]

fatty

 

[Shiki Ouji]

Maybe I'm just autistic, but I have a sixth sense for people who might be a threat and every time Jack smiles, it triggers that. Something about the way he smiles makes me feel uncomfortable like I have to get away as fast as possible.

Not autistic, it really comes out when we see him interacting with other people, especially his family, and with the strokes, he can't really hide it anymore. I think that's why I've been fascinated by his latest interactions with Charles, they're revealing

Speaking of which, new episode is out! The beginning is...different, with Charles fixating on his...ass?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YwH6SxO0sS8

EDIT: Also, I suspect Jack is putting more effort into F as in Frank probably because of his extreme limited mobility orrrrrr because of carnivore restrictions. If it's the latter, I have absolutely no doubts it's because he's a whiny asshole who gets upset when others can eat what he can't. Willing to bet on it

 

[p1138]

Maybe I'm just autistic, but I have a sixth sense for people who might be a threat and every time Jack smiles, it triggers that. Something about the way he smiles makes me feel uncomfortable like I have to get away as fast as possible.

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Nah, like other people have said it's Fatty putting on a fake smile and trying to appear likeable. When we know damn well how he treats people in public(especially customer service people) as well as his complaining that he'll do on camera but not to anyone's face. He's a shitty human being and he knows it, but at the same time he's a moron and films his angy tantrums and posts them online.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Nah, like other people have said it's Fatty putting on a fake smile and trying to appear likeable. When we know damn well how he treats people in public(especially customer service people) as well as his complaining that he'll do on camera but not to anyone's face. He's a shitty human being and he knows it, but at the same time he's a moron and films his angy tantrums and posts them online.

Agreed. The man is an asshole through and through. He's said he's the "nicest guy on youtube" and then bitches people out when his food isn't served right away. A true "nice guy" would just smile, tell them to take their time, and know that sometimes things are truly out of control of the people in the kitchen and they're doing the best they can.

But no. This is the faggot that when he was able to eat french fries before they became evil because he was a sugar monster he'd dock the server's tip at Red Robin if they didn't bring out his refill of fries NOW!

 

[fag0rz]

Not autistic, it really comes out when we see him interacting with other people, especially his family, and with the strokes, he can't really hide it anymore. I think that's why I've been fascinated by his latest interactions with Charles, they're revealing

Speaking of which, new episode is out! The beginning is...different, with Charles fixating on his...ass?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YwH6SxO0sS8

EDIT: Also, I suspect Jack is putting more effort into F as in Frank probably because of his extreme limited mobility orrrrrr because of carnivore restrictions. If it's the latter, I have absolutely no doubts it's because he's a whiny asshole who gets upset when others can eat what he can't. Willing to bet on it

Part of what fascinates me about Jagoff is how vacant he is. He has no ideas of his own. He is terminally online and his opinions and choices of subject all come from Facebook. Even before his frontal lobe melted his travel show was terrible because he could never think of anything interesting to say about the food or location or anything else. He "interviews" people by sticking his camera in their face and insulting them. His business ideas were all half-assed and unoriginal. He knows as much about cooking now as he did when he started, and maybe less due to his fried nervous system. He's an empty vessel. Ironically, it's this total lack of self-awareness that makes him fun to hate-watch.

 

[p1138]

Agreed. The man is an asshole through and through. He's said he's the "nicest guy on youtube" and then bitches people out when his food isn't served right away. A true "nice guy" would just smile, tell them to take their time, and know that sometimes things are truly out of control of the people in the kitchen and they're doing the best they can.

But no. This is the faggot that when he was able to eat french fries before they became evil because he was a sugar monster he'd dock the server's tip at Red Robin if they didn't bring out his refill of fries NOW!

It's obvious he's never worked a customer service job in his life, let alone in a kitchen of any sort. But I bet his bullshit extends to every damned thing he encounters. We also have to keep in mind that what we see from Fatty is the filtered version, if he's this much of an asshole based on what he's willing to show us of his interactions with normal human beings, there's no way he isn't actually worse. He's not an "evil" person by any means, but he's one of the most inconsiderate assholes I've ever seen. Remember his bitching about blind people at theme parks? Who the fuck posts that shit publicly? All of the bitching about people working from home, while his wife does work from home sometimes and he hasn't had a real job in damn near 20 years? Constantly LARPs about doing community type shit for his church but never actually shows any interaction with his church community whatsoever beyond just sitting near some other people? He's never visiting anyone else, he's never speaking with people, he's never taking a photo with anyone who isn't some random moron who happens to be a fan for whatever the fuck reason. The only time you ever see him do anything with anyone is people who have gotten sick of his shit over the years, and it's somehow food related.

He's an empty vessel. Ironically, it's this total lack of self-awareness that makes him fun to hate-watch.

He's barely sentient, and that's why it's so fascinating.

 

[topshrek]

And the Chiefs have won the Super Bowl, you know what that means:

Time for a week-long meltdown on Boomerbook where fatty huffs and puffs about how football is RIGGED because muh Taylor Swift/Pfizer/something completely unrelated about the election

 

[Postal Dude]

CHIEFS WIN! I can’t wait to hear Jack’s angy social media rage as Patrick Mahomes takes back yet another RIGGED Lombardi trophy, as well as his seething fury at witnessing a happy heterosexual couple in the name of Travis Kelce and Taylor Swift. The more money you dump into fanduel, the worse your nursing home will be so I suggest you start pinching pennies Jack…

EDIT: ninja’d by @topshrek I before E except after C, especially in CHEIFS in the Superb Owls they STEEL

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Jack gives another vague review about the same movie said to be shit all the way through

 

[PanzerFurry]

And the Chiefs have won the Super Bowl, you know what that means:

Time for a week-long meltdown on Boomerbook where fatty huffs and puffs about how football is RIGGED because muh Taylor Swift/Pfizer/something completely unrelated about the election
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Inb4 Jack gets so mad another stroke hits and he blames Taytay.

 

[LaughJoke2.0]

I had no major investment in this Superbowl neither team was one I cared about, but I slightly dislike the Chiefs so I was rooting for the 49ers but knowing Jack will be seething makes me a little happy.

 

[Troonos]

Triple CARNIVORE Bacon Cheeseburger
(02/09/2024)

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Good for him. I'm glad he's finally stopped stuffing his face hole full of carbs. Maybe now he can stop being such a fat retard.

 

[BelUwUga]

Maybe I'm just autistic, but I have a sixth sense for people who might be a threat and every time Jack smiles, it triggers that. Something about the way he smiles makes me feel uncomfortable like I have to get away as fast as possible.

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It's the ever-present gap between his upper and lower teeth. The "smiling with your eyes" is for a good smile but doesn't nudge it into (!) on its own. He's like a predator always ready to unhinge his jaws and consume gud fud.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

And the Chiefs have won the Super Bowl, you know what that means:

Time for a week-long meltdown on Boomerbook where fatty huffs and puffs about how football is RIGGED because muh Taylor Swift/Pfizer/something completely unrelated about the election
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Chiefs won and there was no controversial calls and reffing seemed pretty fine. Fatty will still find a way to say it was rigged

 

[Kosher Salt]

I had no major investment in this Superbowl neither team was one I cared about, but I slightly dislike the Chiefs so I was rooting for the 49ers but knowing Jack will be seething makes me a little happy.

I can only imagine how much it makes Russell Greer's trauma lumps tighten seeing Taylor Swift cheering on her boyfriend's football team, so I was slightly leaning more toward the Chiefs.

Chiefs won and there was no controversial calls and reffing seemed pretty fine. Fatty will still find a way to say it was rigged

Well that intentional grounding call against Mahomes was bullshit though, he was well outside of the pocket and there was even a potential receiver headed in the general direction that he threw. But with the way those early drives were going I don't know that it'd have made a difference.

 

[Bassomatic]

Had a wonderful super bowl wonderful food (huge spread but the clear winner Mrs basso and I nearly went to blows for were pretzel bread pigs in a blanket using smoked tiny hot dogs).

Jack seething and gnawing on a pig leg covered in Splenda was probably the event at the Scafatty household with jr stroking off to sweaty men Tammy being blacked in the kitchen and bri shoveling more food to them (while taking some herself as she's fat now).

I still can't get over that triple boogur wasn't a prank. I think Jack is a good Christian... So good he's speed running to meet God (only to be disowned for his homosexuality)

 

[RX-78]

Had a wonderful super bowl wonderful food (huge spread but the clear winner Mrs basso and I nearly went to blows for were pretzel bread pigs in a blanket using smoked tiny hot dogs).

Jack seething and gnawing on a pig leg covered in Splenda was probably the event at the Scafatty household with jr stroking off to sweaty men Tammy being blacked in the kitchen and bri shoveling more food to them (while taking some herself as she's fat now).

I still can't get over that triple boogur wasn't a prank. I think Jack is a good Christian... So good he's speed running to meet God (only to be disowned for his homosexuality)

On that note who is more likely to develop the worse stroke stutter/colossal brain tumor speech impediment, Jack or mersh?

 

[Uber driver reviewer]

On that note who is more likely to develop the worse stroke stutter/colossal brain tumor speech impediment, Jack or mersh?

Female cop

Gun drawn

Female cop…gun drawn




Jack did recently give a shout out to his fellow stroke survivor Mersh.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Part of what fascinates me about Jagoff is how vacant he is. He has no ideas of his own. He is terminally online and his opinions and choices of subject all come from Facebook.

He's the prototypical American male stereotype when you get down to it. Fat, lazy, in a scottypuff and ignorant of everything in the world. He's the living embodiment of this meme:

 

[I am Jack's dead arm]

Jack's smile (or lack thereof) is classic narc behavior, they have no emotions other than anything that affects them directly, so they don't know how to express "normal" emotions to other people.