Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

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If I could afford it, I'd treat myself to a new watch. Past a certain point, those are basically jewelry.

But here's something where I can find no common ground:
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Imagine watching a Taylor Swift video and ... never mind, I can't even imagine this sequence of events starting with a man.[

An MTF starts to worry he's lesbianing wrong:
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We have a thread this guy might enjoy...
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"That bitch is delusional! She's not like us, right, sisters?"

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At least they're not betting on when you'll 41% yourself.

This one includes a legal L. And while no direct threats have been posted, I'm fairly certain this guy is a killer in the making. Not one of the 41% (though there's plenty of that in his post history), one of the "Are you about a size 14" types.
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Fortunately, the community steps in to offer this young lad the help he so desperately needs:
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Okay, that's just Emily's thing. We knew he'd show up and post that. Surely the other troons have more meaningful
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"I found Out" If this tranny shit was real wouldn't you always know you were the wrong gender? This kid is a narcissistic clout chaser who pervs want to hug.

Also, "Hey Girl" "Hug Girl" why do all MtF troons talk like teenage valley girls?

Gender is not a Social Construct but being a troon is.
 
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I'll assume it's real because it's fun that way!
countrybumpkin said:
Are you a character in a 1980s comedy?
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darling, tell your support group. those tranhags looove cheap brownie points, and they're also feminists! sometimes! except when there's a tranny cock down their mouth and you're in the bathroom asking for makeup wipes. consoling a crying tranny and telling him he's "no compromise! you're a real woman, steelavamp (always a OF/stripper name because mysoginy and its a fetish)! feminism! btw did I tell you I took back my boyfriend after he cheated on me with his baby mama?". tell your support group and give those handmaidens what they want!
 
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...this is all about penetration and having sex as a "woman" who's just HAPPY, CONTENT, ELATED, HER WHOLE LIFE'S PURPOSE to take fucking dick... wtf. i'm not even a woman and I wanna punch this male in the face. ew. I wish someone would put that tranny in his place and confront him about this messaging. thinking he's a woman because... I hate hsts.
 
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AfghanBlue said:
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This made me think of a horrible fact I gleaned from a physician commenting on an article about Jazz Jennings, the trans kid celebrity who publicly expressed regret for transitioning. Turns out one of the side-effects of hormone treatments and 'gender-affirming surgery' on teens/children is the vast majority of them will never experience an adult orgasm. Never.

So not only are these kids sterilized, but they're also deprived of one of the most joyous and wonderful aspects of human existence.

I predict a sizeable percentage of these mutilated children will grow up into twisted, angry, and bitter adults. These surgeries are a horror show and the doctors who do it are monsters.
 
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AfghanBlue said:
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And thought it was suspiciously gushing..
Owo what's this..?
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Guys account is some kind of scitzophrenic evil of convincing everyone to have surgery cos it's the best thing ever which also happens to be terrible and the world's worst thing
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>didn’t need lube! It was completely natural

thats how i know it’s a fanfic
 
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AfghanBlue said:
Saw this post
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And thought it was suspiciously gushing..
Owo what's this..?
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Guys account is some kind of scitzophrenic evil of convincing everyone to have surgery cos it's the best thing ever which also happens to be terrible and the world's worst thing
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What in the good goddamn does "mutual lubrification" mean?

Moreover is there anyone post-op that isn't just filled with suicidal regret that's honest about what it actually feels like?
 
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Geraldine said:
Already an interesting response.

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How do these trannies become so blinded to the fact that the other men he works with don't support a freak, they simply just don't want to be fired for simply looking the wrong way at the tranny.

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"If he sounds like a retard, looks like a retard, acts like a retard, smells like a retard, and dresses like a retard he's still not a retard. In his mind he's a genius, so he's obviously a genius!"
 
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snov said:
“Hugs” is just a variant on “Thoughts & Prayers”, ie “I’m doing nothing to help you, but I acknowledge your problems and want to pretend I’m helping”.
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At least with "thoughts and prayers" that person is taking time out of their day, however little, to think about you and pray on your behalf to whatever God they believe in. Even if it doesn't mean shit to the person they're doing it for. Means a whole lot more than some completely meaningless *hugs* imo.
 
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3D2A said:
How do these trannies become so blinded to the fact that the other men he works with don't support a freak, they simply just don't want to be fired for simply looking the wrong way at the tranny.
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Too many trannies never clue into the fact that being kept at polite arm's length is not the same thing as being accepted.
 
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Pepo said:
In an MtF troon's case, it's sweat, oils from the skin, or leakage from the colon (if he developed a fistula post op). But none of this happened anyway.
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Since MTF surgery apparently usually retains the Cowper's glands/bulbourethral glands, which produce pre-ejaculate, I guess it's possible he's actually getting "lubed up" by pre-cumming from his clitdick. (🤢)
 
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Geraldine said:
I suppose this is technically not a tranny, but it sure is trans-adjacent (meaning guilt by association).
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A bit of sense in the reply.
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My immediate reflex was 'What the hell is the point of that!?'
But of course anything can be a fetish. :roll:
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Yeah, I heard from CWC that you can grow a vagina after listening to some binatural beats or some shit, just grab a survival knife and carve your own new hole.
 
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