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OK we get it, you all are prudes. You can go back to fucking your gfs in the dark through a hole in the bedsheets now [ipsoiler] like you have a gf, or a bedsheet[/ispoiler]
Margaret Pless / idlediletante / Stan - Official Kiwi Farms Advertiser and Enthusiast Who Has Proudly Eaten Ass. Now Posting Her Tits to Own the Troons!
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Eating ass is nigger behaviour.
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Margaret Piss is a dirty ass scraper~
Her mouth full of shit and a tongue like toilet paper~
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The universe in which the accusation of prudishness being thrown at people's feet for finding the act of licking another human being's asshole repulsive makes sense not only isn't the one you currently occupy, but does not in fact exist.
Plus it's really not even the fact you're talking about eating ass, but that you're on the internet bragging about it like it's an accomplishment. I genuinely hope you get to a point in your life that you don't bolster your self confidence using past acts of sexual humiliation.
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Yes I am. And I'll have you respect my prudishness.
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This is a really longwinded way of saying you think ass-eating is dirty and degrading. Allow me this rebuttal:
Like I said, I get it, you've all got serious hang-ups about sex and women, and this manifests in an urge to tell me that I'm having sex wrong.
Honestly @m1ddl3m4rch has it the worst. He can't even get his ass married to a woman willing to eat it, because that would require him not to treat her like an absolute goblin for longer than ten minutes. He doesn't deserve a good wife, none of you do, so the best you're going to get is the recurrent mental image of me eating ass.
P.S. @Trombonista why is "facial feminization" one of the categories on this post? Not a big deal but just, very inaccurate.
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You got talked into slobbering on a dude's hairy cornhole.
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Eating ass is based but they're right that bragging about eating your husband's ass is pretty cringe. He's not even famous or anything.
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Tell me you know nothing about romancing the ass without saying it.
You gotta keep your man up to date on his ivermectin prescription (p.s. not a covid joke, this is what ivermectin is for.)
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Do you genuinely think that it isn't? I can get why people engage in deviant behavior because your heckin science cartoon told you it's okay, or because you find it hot or whatever. How are you trying to defend that it isn't dirty and degrading?
I think it's poetic honestly. You spent a lot of time licking jew ass on this website, it's only fitting that you do so in real life too.
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Call me crazy but I don't think not wanting to put my tongue where shit has been is a sign of my deep-seated misogyny.
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How can you say you love her if you won't even eat her ass?
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It is always the ones you most suspect.
Why do you eat the poo poo? Do you also drink the pee pee?
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Rhetorical question. Are you retarded?
Are you saying eating ass is clean and not at all degrading? Especially when a woman eats a man's hairy ass? Do you enjoy the dingle berries?
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This is all quite remarkable.
It used to be that whatever sexual proclivities a person would have, it was not discussed in public, and certainly not broadcast on a somewhat prominent website where such admissions will be made available to everyone (including one's children when they grow older). This is true even for less deviant matters. It is bad enough that people like Stan often talk about it while at brunch or in public, but now she has gone and done this.
One would expect this sort of revelation because another user on this forum discovered a lolcows fetlife account. But here she divulged this of her own free accord.
There is something else, and @RichardMongler touched on it. Society applies different standards to men and women precisely because men and women are different. When Lindsay Lohan or Amanda Seyfried flash their kitties, it is looked upon very differently than if a man exposes his genitals (intentionally or not).
Even today, a man who talks about his sexual proclivities is generally looked down on--think for example the sort of guy who would wear a tshirt that reads "Pussy Slayer." A man talking about or getting caught masturbating is also looked at very differently than a woman doing so, although when a woman is as unattractive as Stan it is not treated the same way as a more attractive woman.
I am completely befuddled by this behavior of broadcasting such things here, more so than the behavior in question. It is not unlike someone detailing embarrassing, weird sexual proclivities to the New York Times or People magazine, and it gets published.
It used to be that whatever sexual proclivities a person would have, it was not discussed in public, and certainly not broadcast on a somewhat prominent website where such admissions will be made available to everyone (including one's children when they grow older). This is true even for less deviant matters. It is bad enough that people like Stan often talk about it while at brunch or in public, but now she has gone and done this.
One would expect this sort of revelation because another user on this forum discovered a lolcows fetlife account. But here she divulged this of her own free accord.
I for one do not think it is, it simply is. Value judgments--society used to make them. It still does, it is just that things were once considered normal and healthy (because they are normal and healthy) are considered deviant. Example, was not long ago that overwhelming majority were against interracial relationships, as they should be. Now publicly expressing such sentiments can cause outrage, while society has normalized the entire gambit of deviant behavior.
There is something else, and @RichardMongler touched on it. Society applies different standards to men and women precisely because men and women are different. When Lindsay Lohan or Amanda Seyfried flash their kitties, it is looked upon very differently than if a man exposes his genitals (intentionally or not).
Even today, a man who talks about his sexual proclivities is generally looked down on--think for example the sort of guy who would wear a tshirt that reads "Pussy Slayer." A man talking about or getting caught masturbating is also looked at very differently than a woman doing so, although when a woman is as unattractive as Stan it is not treated the same way as a more attractive woman.
I am completely befuddled by this behavior of broadcasting such things here, more so than the behavior in question. It is not unlike someone detailing embarrassing, weird sexual proclivities to the New York Times or People magazine, and it gets published.
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My brother in Christ the only thing I know about you is that you told everyone here about how you were a pedophile.
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You guys sound like middle schoolers conjecturing on what sex is like. If you're eating ass properly, there's no poo involved. It's called washing your butt, I know you guys have trouble with that concept. You don't even have to douche, just get the last 4-5 inches clean and you are fine. This isn't a hard concept.
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Don't care; not touchin' it. I won't even put my dick up there, and not even for any moral or doctrinal considerations, just because it's grody.