Margaret Pless / idlediletante / Stan - Official Kiwi Farms Advertiser and Enthusiast Who Has Proudly Eaten Ass. Now Posting Her Tits to Own the Troons!

[Gremperor]

Tell me you know nothing about romancing the ass without saying it.

Fart in mouth=French kiss?

 

[LurkTrawl]

How can you say you love her if you won't even eat her ass?

I don't think she mentioned reciprocation.

Not sure if it being a two-way street (heh) makes it worse or not.

 

[Dyn]

I don't think she mentioned reciprocation.

Unreciprocated ass-eating is an insurmountable iceberg that no relationship can ever survive so I sort of just assumed nothing that socially unacceptable was going on.

 

[derpherp2]

I don't know what it is about this thread in particular that turns you into a retard. You act more or less fine in other threads but when it comes to your own it's like a switch is flipped and you suddenly remember "oh right I'm a lolcow".

No it's still the same angry retard she just uses more verbose false syntax to bloviate smarter.
Like flasely equating the process of combustion and metabolism with cell death. Like a typical fucking stupid journoscum.

I don't think she mentioned reciprocation.

Not sure if it being a two-way street (heh) makes it worse or not.

Just use lube or a dildo/vibrating bullet you poor bitch, jesus. If gay people figured it out you breeders should have already.

 

[LurkTrawl]

Unreciprocated ass-eating is an insurmountable iceberg that no relationship can ever survive

If Hallmark is ever in the need for ideas you're a goldmine of inspiration.

 

[Dyn]

If Hallmark is ever in the need for ideas you're a goldmine of inspiration.

Rose are red,
Violets are blue
I'm not into choking,
But I'll do it for you

 

[Stan]

You guys sound like middle schoolers conjecturing on what sex is like. If you're eating ass properly, there's no poo involved. It's called washing your butt, I know you guys have trouble with that concept. You don't even have to douche, just get the last 4-5 inches clean and you are fine. This isn't a hard concept.

One more note on this: From a medical perspective, your ass is dirty, but so are your hands, and the inside of your mouth, and your privates. Snogging someone else or giving a BJ is riskier in terms of infection control. If this is unlivable, you can use a dental dam aka a big piece of Saran Wrap over dat ass. Or just fucking wash your asses, idk what to tell you, do none of you shower? Are your butts all Superfund sites of ass neglect?

Anyway, if you're willing to risk getting the flu or COVID from snogging someone else, eating ass probably won't kill you.

I don't think she mentioned reciprocation.

Not sure if it being a two-way street (heh) makes it worse or not.

Do you really want more details? Because you guys ask for more details and then recoil and faint with shock at the taboo of it all.

 

[Tablet County]

One more note on this: From a medical perspective, your ass is dirty, but so are your hands, and the inside of your mouth, and your privates. Snogging someone else or giving a BJ is riskier in terms of infection control. If this is unlivable, you can use a dental dam aka a big piece of Saran Wrap over dat ass. Or just fucking wash your asses, idk what to tell you, do none of you shower? Are your butts all Superfund sites of ass neglect?

Anyway, if you're willing to risk getting the flu or COVID from snogging someone else, eating ass probably won't kill you.

I have never seen someone go to such lengths to justify eating ass.

 

[LurkTrawl]

Do you really want more details? Because you guys ask for more details and then recoil and faint with shock at the taboo of it all.

I popped in from the random.txt thread. I legit didn't know who you were until like 10 minutes prior to the first post I made in the thread.

I figured that's needed for context when I say I really don't give a shit either way but perhaps it's not the best idea. You should probably get off the internet and get your head to a place where you're not oversharing with predominantly hostile strangers online.

Also maybe let a little common sense leak back into your skull while you're at it so you'll understand the horror normal people have when someone reveals that they committed an act most people wouldn't commit unless under threat of death or similarly severe duress.

But seeing as you have a thread and it's apparently been around long enough for you to recognize regulars, you've probably been told this in some form or fashion already and it hasn't gotten through.

 

[Teghern]

One more note on this: From a medical perspective, your ass is dirty, but so are your hands, and the inside of your mouth, and your privates. Snogging someone else or giving a BJ is riskier in terms of infection control. If this is unlivable, you can use a dental dam aka a big piece of Saran Wrap over dat ass. Or just fucking wash your asses, idk what to tell you, do none of you shower? Are your butts all Superfund sites of ass neglect?

Anyway, if you're willing to risk getting the flu or COVID from snogging someone else, eating ass probably won't kill you.

My sibling in Christ, the ass is the literal ass end of an external system which begins with your teeth, that's a long ass way through a nasty ass microbial environment filled with all sorts of nasty ass literal actual shit.
The more well adjusted of our species have a natural revulsion to this crap for the same reason we tend to avoid dead bodies and nephilim-resembling individuals. Not that I'd want to poop-kink-shame but come on now surely you can see why such open deviancy as you have might be looked down upon for reasons other than boys r dirty lul?

 

[Lemmingwiser]

From a medical perspective, your ass is dirty, but so are your hands, and the inside of your mouth, and your privates. Snogging someone else or giving a BJ is riskier in terms of infection control.

Maybe the inside of your mouth wouldn't be as dirty if you didn't stick your tongue into people's chocolate starfish and taste what they had for breakfast.

I have never seen someone go to such lengths to justify eating ass.

We can change that:

 

[Dyn]

I agree that you shouldn't eat expired dragged-through-the-mud ass.

 

[derpherp2]

I have never seen someone go to such lengths to justify eating ass.

I've seen a bunch of gay dudes do it before.
Is this why she's been hanging out with lesbians in BP? Also why she rims her beard or whatever dike equivalent it is.

 

[Trombonista]

P.S. @Trombonista why is "facial feminization" one of the categories on this post? Not a big deal but just, very inaccurate.

I have no idea who added that tag. I cannot remove it either.

 

[Lemmingwiser]

Unreciprocated ass-eating is an insurmountable iceberg that no relationship can ever survive so I sort of just assumed nothing that socially unacceptable was going on.

The relationship didn't survive though.

My BF insisted on even immersing new plates in a mikveh. I used to eat his ass out and he loved it

The ex boyfriend was the jewish guy.

 

[Stan]

My sibling in Christ, the ass is the literal ass end of an external system which begins with your teeth, that's a long ass way through a nasty ass microbial environment filled with all sorts of nasty ass literal actual shit.
The more well adjusted of our species have a natural revulsion to this crap for the same reason we tend to avoid dead bodies and nephilim-resembling individuals. Not that I'd want to poop-kink-shame but come on now surely you can see why such open deviancy as you have might be looked down upon for reasons other than boys r dirty lul?

"Eating ass is like necrophilia"

You come off as the kind of guy who doesn't eat pussy either, because of its proximity to the forbidden butthole.

Also maybe let a little common sense leak back into your skull while you're at it so you'll understand the horror normal people have when someone reveals that they committed an act most people wouldn't commit unless under threat of death or similarly severe duress.

"Eating ass is a horrific act, and I wouldn't do it unless you put a gun to my head"

Ok, more for me I guess. We're getting dangerously close to an ass-eating version of Godwin's Law here.

 

[Tablet County]

"Eating ass is like necrophilia"

Arguments are fun when you completely misrepresent what the other person said.

Ok, more for me I guess. We're getting dangerously close to an ass-eating version of Godwin's Law here.

We're on KF so the Hitler is implied.

 

[LurkTrawl]

"Eating ass is a horrific act, and I wouldn't do it unless you put a gun to my head"

Ok, more for me I guess.

You were apparently a journalist, right?

Here's an idea for a story, go out into public and ask random people on the street their opinion of eating ass. Film it, even, I'm sure the video would go viral.

We're getting dangerously close to an ass-eating version of Godwin's Law here.

Are you saying I'm an anal nazi?

 

[Teghern]

"Eating ass is like necrophilia"

Yes.
Think about it, you eat the food, the food is by definition dead (or certainly going to be), you eat the poo poo that is produced.
Literally the same thing you just laundered it through boyfriend guts first.

 

[Stan]

Yes.
Think about it, you eat the food, the food is by definition dead (or certainly going to be), you eat the poo poo that is produced.
Literally the same thing you just laundered it through boyfriend guts first.

"I have never seen another ass before and I do not know the difference between eating ass and eating shit"
"Food is dead, therefore eating is is like necrophilia, and eating ass is like necrophilia squared"

Are you saying I'm an anal nazi?

I'm fishing for one of you to jump the shark and tell me ass-eating is worse than genocide.