Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Blue Miaplacidus said:
No activity for 16 hours...
Did they...
A) Finally leave the apartment to get weed
B) Get into a huge fight
C) Create new viral, bacterial, and fungal strains by dipping and dabbing in her crust hole all day
D) Start making wands with clints supervision
E) Go out for a wholesome dinner and movie date like normal people
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Josh killed her and is trying to figure out how to hide the body
 
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Blue Miaplacidus said:
No activity for 16 hours...
Did they...
A) Finally leave the apartment to get weed
B) Get into a huge fight
C) Create new viral, bacterial, and fungal strains by dipping and dabbing in her crust hole all day
D) Start making wands with clints supervision
E) Go out for a wholesome dinner and movie date like normal people
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Super bowl was yesterday, Cobes might have taken his lovely lady to Clint's or Walt and Angie's to enjoy the big game. I'm sure they'll all be stunned by that lovely lady's personality!
 
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PixarsTedKennedy said:
I just remember Ami.
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Ami and Judy are the only ones I can think of
PixarsTedKennedy said:
somehow
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She was a literal tweaker BPD woman who was escaping her responsibilities and crashed at Josh's house for a single night. Judy (panda hat) was a proto-NAL just thinner and younger, and like other crazy broken women often trade their only commodity for drugs and a bed. I'd be interested to see her arrest record a decade later. Judy spent 200% more time with Josh than Ami, so 2 nights.
ETA: Judy
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Blue Miaplacidus said:
Ami and Judy are the only ones I can think of

She was a literal tweaker BPD woman who was escaping her responsibilities and crashed at Josh's house for a single night. Judy (panda hat) was a proto-NAL just thinner and younger, and like other crazy broken women often trade their only commodity for drugs and a bed. I'd be interested to see her arrest record a decade later. Judy spent 200% more time with Josh than Ami, so 2 nights.
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Judy was also a single mom and that’s precisely why Cobes broke up with her.
 
The Blue Morpho said:
Cobra once again demonstrating how often the grug-brain translates to Chad moves like saying no to single moms and raising another man's kids for love, instead opting only to care for his own bog-spawn. Jason Saunders coming in nicely, tubez
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IIRC this was also a contention he had with Scotty’s sister who apparently wanted Joshie to be her baby daddy and he flat out refused that, he told her prior to the “I’m glad you had your miscarriage” comment that there’s no way in hell he’s raising her mongoloid children and she can perish that thought immediately.
 
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Al Dente Alighieri said:
IIRC this was also a contention he had with Scotty’s sister who apparently wanted Joshie to be her baby daddy and he flat out refused that, he told her prior to the “I’m glad you had your miscarriage” comment that there’s no way in hell he’s raising her mongoloid children and she can perish that thought immediately.
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You're forgetting that this is Josh's story, and he's an unreliable narrator. He wanted her, she rebuffed him, he talked shit about her. Carolyn isn't a saint but she absolutely didn't want Josh. Scotty hit her kids, which caused her to fight with him, a lot. Scotty also used Carolyn as the reason to why the imaginary women he was catfishing Josh with couldn't hang out with Josh, and shit talked his sister to Josh which resulted in the infamous "miscarriage" video that Clint tore him a new asshole for. (Same thing happened with Judy essentially, she bailed on him, and he used the "she's a single mom" excuse)
 
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Braowbun said:
Booze, Tears, Sulking, Doordash x14, same clothes, deranged sex, Cobes crossed arms, Jessica spinning in madness again,
Police arrive. Jessica spits in the officers face. More doordash treats she hates, RIP Puffers
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Best ending is if she gets hauled off for assaulting an officer and we can get some peace and quiet again to enjoy this fresh, smug boglim.
 
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TheTourist said:
Best ending is if she gets hauled off for assaulting an officer and we can get some peace and quiet again to enjoy this fresh, smug boglim.
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I think we've seen all the Smug we're going to get from him after the 1st night - he's really not liking this situation anymore.

Josh is a bit like Chris - He wants Vagina on Tap but doesn't want to deal with anything else that entails.
 
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Phalanges Mycologist said:
I think we've seen all the Smug we're going to get from him after the 1st night - he's really not liking this situation anymore.

Josh is a bit like Chris - He wants Vagina on Tap but doesn't want to deal with anything else that entails.
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well if having "vagina on tap" entails putting up with jessica, then nobody on earth can fault him for not wanting to deal with it.
 
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Onni Kalsarikännit said:
The same way he did with the sex doll. Cut the face off and throw the rest in the trash.
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This was my head cannon,(just for laughs) that she annoyed him enough, and that's why its been so quiet. Or he would rather not be embarrassed by her sloppiness and general insanity to an audience of almost 5000. Because based on the donos he was raking in the first 48 she is profitable.
 
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Big Sneed said:
This was my head cannon,(just for laughs) that she annoyed him enough, and that's why its been so quiet. Or he would rather not be embarrassed by her sloppiness and general insanity to an audience of almost 5000. Because based on the donos he was raking in the first 48 she is profitable.
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Josh is, despite everything, extremely vain and proud. He also has a permanent safety net which means that, although I'm sure he would like to make money, he's never truly desperate because he knows his basic needs (beyond booze and weed) will be taken care of by his family and the welfare system. Also, he's really dumb so the fact that he has made that donation money already also means, in his mind, there's no reason to milk this while its hot and make even more money for the future.

So really him hiding offline in shame isn't an entirely unlikely reason behind the silence. But it could be a lot of other things too, all we can do is speculate until he slithers back onto a livestream.
 
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