Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[McMitch]

Patrick has famously stated that the time Captain America picked up Thor's hammer in one of the Avengers movies and the audience cheered was the greatest moment of his life. If Rick had made a wager with the Devil like Dr. Faust, that would be the moment he lost it.

This fat retard has a goddamn daughter, and that’s the greatest moment of his life!?
There’s no way he’s eating his own niggeroni, because he has to be made of 100% soy at this point.

 

[Super Dilator Duel 3D]

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>”pat, don’t respond and you win! if you respond, you FAIL”
>pat responds in less than 45 minutes
You could tell this nigger that breathing is a win for him and he’d use his last breath to choke out “enjoy prison, stalker” before passing on to the big Hooligan’s in the sky

 

[nicetry]

One of the best things about Pat is his willingness to assert his masculinity when he emanates so much soy that I'm unable to see anything but a closeted homosexual.

my ex wife ran into Fat on her twitter feed months ago regarding something unrelated and at the time i briefly told her some of the backstory, which she didn't really believe. i recently sent her the guardian article the other day and after about 5 minutes of questions she asked if the guy was a fag. he does exude that energy even to people with almost no exposure to him

 

[John Andrews Stan]

after about 5 minutes of questions she asked if the guy was a fag. he does exude that energy even to people with almost no exposure to him

Can confirm. Everyone I’ve shown Pat’s escapades is always shocked to learn he’s married to a woman.

 

[Something Awful]

This fat retard has a goddamn daughter, and that’s the greatest moment of his life!?
There’s no way he’s eating his own niggeroni, because he has to be made of 100% soy at this point.

Rick: "...what a beautiful thing that was."
Guy overhearing: "Oh, you're talking about the birth of your child?
Rick: "What? No, child. No... child. No child..."

 

[In the Sick of It]

Every president election to these 1.2GPA retards is the most important election of the century for them.

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As predicted, he sitting at a bar on Sunday night watching the Superbowl. Doubly funny cause he posted some gross Mediterranean food last night claiming he was eating with Friends and "taking in a show"

Patrick and the Wifechild went to see How to Train Your Dragon. I don't really get the appeal of going to see a kid's movie in theaters as an adult. But perhaps, as Patrick says, the audience is his reward.
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Patrick has famously stated that the time Captain America picked up Thor's hammer in one of the Avengers movies and the audience cheered was the greatest moment of his life. If Rick had made a wager with the Devil like Dr. Faust, that would be the moment he lost it.

I think the Thor's hammer thing is why he is saying the audience is so important, and why he goes to crowded bars instead of enjoying games at home with his wife and "friends." He also mentioned some other time at the movies where he yelled like a manchild and the audience clapped. He needs to feel like his quips are witty and he is loved, deluding himself that the joy is for him when he oinks loudly in a crowd. It doesn't matter what they are cheering for, he will bask in it like he's covered in mud on a sunny day at the farm.

 

[Summer of George]

He looks so short, too. Not that I normally care, but I'm positive Rick is the kind of guy who lies about his height to pretend he reaches that magical 6 feet level.

From the contempt hearing last summer, I would honestly put him around 5'10". Well within plausible rounding-up range, which he of course does.

my ex wife ran into Fat on her twitter feed months ago regarding something unrelated and at the time i briefly told her some of the backstory, which she didn't really believe. i recently sent her the guardian article the other day and after about 5 minutes of questions she asked if the guy was a fag. he does exude that energy even to people with almost no exposure to him

 

[Picnic_Boy]

"So then Garfield ate all the lasagna in the world and asked for seconds. It was the apex of what it means to be a funny animal. If I could, I'd trade my eyes for just one more brief glimpse of that holy sight."

Whether you believe in the existence of the human soul or not, I like to think we can all agree that Patrick doesn't have one.

 

[Rick's Beef Wellington]

Patrick has famously stated that the time Captain America picked up Thor's hammer in one of the Avengers movies and the audience cheered was the greatest moment of his life. If Rick had made a wager with the Devil like Dr. Faust, that would be the moment he lost it.

Dr. Fatsos

"All the meatloaf man can eat,
The trail of salami and other meats,
I've eaten well! But hunger though,
For the taste only a God would know!
Yet hear me bleat effete and mild,
"Yr lyfe is over, my stalker childe."

 

[grapeshark77]

Pat treating politics like a movie with good guys/bad guys again. NATO is Lord of the Rings!



He's got LOTR on the brain, 12 hours after every joke was already made he comes in with this.



Here's some trivia - these lines weren't in the books, just the movies. Has Pat actually READ the books?

 

[AeroGavin Rossdale]

these lines weren't in the books, just the movies.

Still mad Jackson changed it to 'You shall not pass' and that's what people remember. Changes the meaning of the whole speech.

 

[RussianParasite]

Means seeing an outdated old Disney movie ? God Damn I hate Patrick

He is like some sort of alien trying to imitate the “good life” in order to make humans jealous. He heard that food from restaurants was good so he posts pictures of goyslop. Adult humans like movies so he’s going to brag about seeing one meant for children. He talks about going to the gym all the time but builds fat instead of muscle. He’s really a very strange individual.

Has Pat actually READ the books?

Lol. LMAO, even.

 

[AnOminous]

Every president election to these 1.2GPA retards is the most important election of the century for them.

I always love when a retard goes to an even more censorious forum than Twittard and then is astounded that he gets censored there for acting like his usual retarded, obnoxious self.

Pat is actually incapable of understanding that his behavior is incredibly annoying.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Pat is actually incapable of understanding that his behavior is incredibly annoying.

In other news, Pat is overweight and faggy.

If he was capable of understanding anything about himself, he wouldn’t have a thread.

 

[Maude Snew]

This fat retard has a goddamn daughter

Not by any legal standard, stalker.

 

[McMitch]

He's got LOTR on the brain, 12 hours after every joke was already made he comes in with this.



Here's some trivia - these lines weren't in the books, just the movies. Has Pat actually READ the books?

Fatrick would 100% be working for Sharkey. No, he does not know who Sharkey is.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Has Pat actually READ

Not by any literary standard, child. Enjoy reading.

 

[AeroGavin Rossdale]

Do we have a Tolkien thread or something because there is a piece of lore I half remember or maybe imagined in a dream that's been nagging at me for a bit. Didn't someone try to waylay men's souls before they reached Illuvatar and Illuvatar handled the problem personally?

There is, I'm just a dumb dumb who can't search apparently. Thank you, @Booby Jones.

 

[VF-1S Valkyrie]

Do we have a Tolkien thread or something because there is a piece of lore I half remember or maybe imagined in a dream that's been nagging at me for a bit. Didn't someone try to waylay men's souls before they reached Illuvatar and Illuvatar handled the problem personally?

The souls of men aren't supposed to go back to Illuvatar. They go beyond the circles of the world, and only Illuvatar knows where and why.

Maybe you have this bit confused that with something else? It kinda reminds me of the spirit of Saruman, which tried to return back to the Undying Lands after he died but was dispersed by a wind from the west that a lot of people interpret as Illuvatar and/or the Valar saying 'lol no get that ass banned'

 

[*sigh*]

Still mad Jackson changed it to 'You shall not pass' and that's what people remember. Changes the meaning of the whole speech.

That’s because Peter Jackson was the first Trans-Exclusionary Radical Feminist. He could not tolerate hobbits and dwarves being indoctrinated by the trans-Balrog agenda.