Shane Edward Nokes / @NorrathReaver / Daddy Cum Cannon - Internet Tough Guy and “Retired Cybersecurity Expert” who worked with the US Secret Service and FBI – In reality, a perpetually unemployed leech on disability benefits who threatens people on the internet all day. Raped with a butterknife.

[AnOminous]

Daddy Cum Cannon is back and he's gonna fuck your shit up!

 

[Plum Smuggler]

Shane is kicking ass and taking names.

 

[internet friend]

Shane losing his shit about a fucking Elmo puppet is the most heartwarming moment of my day lol. Elmo is gonna be ok, butter boy.

I think he can relate with Elmo. They both have had people shove things up their behinds

 

[lindsayfan]

Shane losing his shit about a fucking Elmo puppet is the most heartwarming moment of my day lol.

same. i was vaguely aware of this stupid non-controversy passing by and thought "damn, who actually cares about this shit?"

well, now we know who: shadow the hedgeham

 

[rusty shackleford 1]

same. i was vaguely aware of this stupid non-controversy passing by and thought "damn, who actually cares about this shit?"

well, now we know who: shadow the hedgeham

I’m impressed he managed to accuse so many people of condoning 3 year olds being raped in such a short time. What a regular guy.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

I can understand the need to defend good long time friend Wil Wheaton from child abusers on the Internet but why is Shane no longer defending Jennifer? Or helping Jackie with the Swedes?

 

[Tablet County]

I can understand the need to defend good long time friend Wil Wheaton from child abusers on the Internet but why is Shane no longer defending Jennifer? Or helping Jackie with the Swedes?

Larry David is a much greater evil.

 

[Maude Snew]

Someone broke the protective seal of butter knives and Shane is free to terrorize Angel Grove Twitter again.

 

[Plum Smuggler]

We’re so back! He’s dropped his credential pics 3 times already.

Classic Shane.

 

[internet friend]

Damn, I miss the endless laughing crying emojis

 

[Dean Pentel]

Damn, I miss the endless laughing crying emojis

Respond to his Xeets with a stock photo of a butterknife. They'll come back.

 

[Downsy Drone]

It's true. Shane's candy-ass brings all the butterknifes to the yard.

L, A

 

[JustStopDude]

Imagine simping for Patrick Tomlinson.


"Sempai notice me!"

 

[W00K #17]

I pretty much forgot about this dude.

He's the one who larped as an elite tech employee and super hacker but was too retarded and out of shape to assemble a bedframe himself without paid help, right?

 

[Downsy Drone]

"Sempai notice me!"

Hang in there, Butter Cum Cheeks. It'll be your day soon enough.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

We’re so back! He’s dropped his credential pics 3 times already.
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Classic Shane.

Glad he brought back the classics while I was away at the hospital. Keep it Shane, you wont be banned again! Show those meanies who's boss!

 

[JustStopDude]

Guys...don't point out that Shane has never worked at Microsoft.
It's frustrating for him.

 

[rusty shackleford 1]

Imagine simping for Patrick Tomlinson.
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"Sempai notice me!"

We, the unemployed men of twitter, tried to warn her that her career was at our mercy. If she’s not listening to us she’s obviously listening to other manly men. Shane is an expert at women so I trust his word that silly Leslie is being led.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Guys...don't point out that Shane has never worked at Microsoft.View attachment 5725748
It's frustrating for him.

I like the version of reality this suggests where Tom Warren is going around telling people about Shane because Shane Nokes is such a big prominent name everybody knows. Which is stupid, they probably just know him as "The Guy Who Ran Microsoft" not his full name.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

So back in 2007 Shane was trying to make the claim that he helped code Window's Vista despite a year later not knowing how to recover game save data.