My little children are not going to clean dog shit. What the fuck sort of childless moid nonsense is that. Get a hold of yourself. I am the adult. Whatever happens with the dogs is my responsibility.
As for the rest, I have access to approximately 50p in the world at this point in time. It is Tuesday. If you know how I can feed three kids and some dogs off 50p until next Monday, kindly advise. Otherwise I will have to continue to share the marital bed and yes, therefore be woken in the night to be talked shit at, or else he will not give me any money. Yes, this has been done before, yes, all the family knows he does this, no they do not do anything. Yes, it is quite legal to have one's own salary paid into one's own account.
Go and play 'no true Scotsman' elsewhere, I have enough to be doing.
@Lidl Drip Apparently human adult males can "miss" when shitting, or begin to shit before the anus is above the toilet. I am genuinely baffled, but that's definitely shit, and he admits it's his. I am beyond understanding it. My mother in law confirms he was able to shit in a toilet when he lived with her, and also brush his teeth.