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I’m not a SF fan but outside of that genre, Alice Munro is masterful. I’m sure Pat would be trying to adapt her stories for SPACE if he could grasp the meaning of any of them.
Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter
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Well whatever he said, because it is him I will interpret that to mean that he is a holocaust denying antisemite Slav despising niggeroni maker.
Why do those who think they champion the white race always turn out to be the worst examples of it?
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"gandalf is never quite magic."
t. guy with a LOTR arm band tattoo. lmfao gandalf isn't even a human.
pat is a poser in everything he does aside from acting like a narcissist on twitter. that is pat's one and only true form.
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Pat has really upped the tempo with his insane geopolitical takes. It's been interesting to see how Twitter is a festering cesspit of radicalisation and how Pat embodies that with a deranged fervor. All you need to do is observe the language this brainlet uses. It's extreme, violent, and ignorant of fact.
Pat and his ilk talk to people in such a hostile and authoritarian manner that you couldn't fool me into thinking it's nothing other than inciting their own brand of fear and hatred for the illusion of influence over another. They're all self-serving, pseudo-intellectual scum. Maybe a niggeroni-eating pig should join the ranks of groups proscribed by such prestigious organisations as the SLPC.
Pat and his ilk talk to people in such a hostile and authoritarian manner that you couldn't fool me into thinking it's nothing other than inciting their own brand of fear and hatred for the illusion of influence over another. They're all self-serving, pseudo-intellectual scum. Maybe a niggeroni-eating pig should join the ranks of groups proscribed by such prestigious organisations as the SLPC.
This Machine Milks Cows
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He is just so stupid that I cannot believe it. He has to be being paid to say the kind of things that he does, or he is attempting to be paid for it.
Indeed. It is the fight or flight response. It would happen to me less than once a month, maybe only a couple of times a year. Maybe someone pushes past me at the train station. Someone pushes in front of me in a queue. Another guy tries to hit on a women I am with. Someone unjustly being rude on the internet to me. I would think about that for the rest of the day.
Patrick willingly submits himself to that experience hundreds and hundreds of times a day. Humans were not designed to experience that kind of thing. What has it done to his brain?
Edit: Some of the pests are on about it now. He sounds like a more deranged version of Dick Cheney.
Indeed. It is the fight or flight response. It would happen to me less than once a month, maybe only a couple of times a year. Maybe someone pushes past me at the train station. Someone pushes in front of me in a queue. Another guy tries to hit on a women I am with. Someone unjustly being rude on the internet to me. I would think about that for the rest of the day.
Patrick willingly submits himself to that experience hundreds and hundreds of times a day. Humans were not designed to experience that kind of thing. What has it done to his brain?
Edit: Some of the pests are on about it now. He sounds like a more deranged version of Dick Cheney.
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I forgot about the LOTR tattoo.
The fact that he got that but plainly hasn’t read any of the books or even the fucking Hobbit, which most kids can manage by age 12 or so, is stupider than people who get Chinese/Japanese Kanji tattoos which translate to “dumb white demon” or equally insulting phrases.
As others pointed out, the inscription on the one ring is an evil thing.
Perhaps this is why Fatrick’s life appears to get progressively worse?
He went from an average unremarkable guy, running in marathons, reasonably attractive wife, who managed to get some books published by an actual publisher, to a fat comical drunken bitter fool, unemployable and married to an emotionally crippled dyke, trying to cling to something he never quite was.
He is more like “Golem” than he fucking realizes.
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Gollum at least was instrumental in the grand scheme of things when it came to destroying the ring. If Fatrick is any character, it’s Bill Ferny.
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Well at least Fatrick can’t lose his arm.
Perhaps he will drunkenly donate his skin with the tattoo to a pooner so she can make her “penis” from it?
Then she will be stalked forever by an even more twisted version of Fatrick.
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He's literally the most famous wizard in all of fiction, literally just the most magic dude ever to exist.
Gandalf the Grey! The most famous fucking wizard of all time!
God this dude is such an absolute mental retard.
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In the land of Middle-earth, where shadows linger and darkness creeps, there came a time when the wise wizard Gandalf found himself confronted by a shadow of a different kind – one born of malice and obsession.
As he stood upon the threshold of his abode, the air tinged with an ominous chill, Gandalf perceived a presence, a whisper in the wind that spoke of danger lurking nearby. With a gaze as keen as the eagle's, he beheld a figure, cloaked in shadows both literal and figurative, skulking amidst the trees.
Approaching with measured steps, Gandalf addressed the intruder, his voice resonating with authority and wisdom, yet tinged with a warning of the consequences that awaited those who dared to tread the path of darkness.
"This is why your life is already over, stalker," Gandalf intoned, his words carrying the weight of ages past and the wisdom of the stars. "Enjoy prison," he added, his tone unwavering, for he knew that justice would not be denied, even in the darkest of times.
And so, with the strength of his convictions and the power of his will, Gandalf stood firm against the encroaching darkness, a beacon of hope amidst the shadows, a guardian of light in a world besieged by darkness. For in the end, it was not the strength of arms or the fury of battle that prevailed, but the indomitable spirit of those who dared to stand against the darkness, no matter the cost.
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Shit like this is what makes me doubt he even watched the fucking movies, as Gandalf is shown to overtly use magic in about as blatant a manner possible in each of them
Honestly the only explanation that comes to mind is that he has repeatedly referenced and mangle-quoted the scene where Gandalf and the Rohirrim charge the Uruk-Hai at Helms Deep where the sun comes up over the hill and blinds them, usually in the form of smugly quoting "at dawn look to the east", and has done so enough for me to think this may be one of the only snippets of the movie he has bothered watching, and assumes that since Gandalf was not acthchully using magic in this specific scene, it meant he never used magic at all and it was all just le'epic captain america speeches and badass charge moments n sheeit
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“Gandalf is never quite magic”
Except when he used magic to hold a door closed. Or when he had two magical duels with Saruman. Or when he used magic to overturn Wormtongue’s hold over Theoden. Or when he used magic to destroy the bridge of Kazad-Dun, plunging himself and the balrog into the depths of Moria.
Fatrick, belying his illiteracy, wants magic to be an overt spectacle: super-powers if you will. What’s really baffling is his ignorance to the concept of theming (the overarching theme of TLotR being the supremacy of judicious use of one’s inner power will triumph over the abuse of another’s power), which isn’t exclusive to literature.
Except when he used magic to hold a door closed. Or when he had two magical duels with Saruman. Or when he used magic to overturn Wormtongue’s hold over Theoden. Or when he used magic to destroy the bridge of Kazad-Dun, plunging himself and the balrog into the depths of Moria.
Fatrick, belying his illiteracy, wants magic to be an overt spectacle: super-powers if you will. What’s really baffling is his ignorance to the concept of theming (the overarching theme of TLotR being the supremacy of judicious use of one’s inner power will triumph over the abuse of another’s power), which isn’t exclusive to literature.
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He's so fat he just has apnea. All that blubber around his neck is like he has Derek Chauvin's knee built into his fatness.
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About that "Gandalf is never quite magic” quote. I believe it's probably Patrick regurgitating without understanding something he's heard actual nerds discuss about the LotR universe.
Magic, in Tolkiens setting, is often more subtle and mysterious when compared to wizards in D&D throwing fireballs left and right, paying a set amount of mana-points and having a list of spells.
Magic, in Tolkiens setting, is often more subtle and mysterious when compared to wizards in D&D throwing fireballs left and right, paying a set amount of mana-points and having a list of spells.
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Imagine even being able to say shit that retarded. Just so dumb you'd have to be Pat to say it.
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I am a Pigma Male
That means I am better than the rest of you childs
Read along, repeat after me, and you too can become obese and homosexual, like me. Fatrick S Tomlinson
Let us begin
Meditate on this child, bury it deep in your lard coated skull, and perhaps one day you too will become a true Pigma GigaFat
(concept shamelessly stolen from DreadAnon)
That means I am better than the rest of you childs
Read along, repeat after me, and you too can become obese and homosexual, like me. Fatrick S Tomlinson
Let us begin
1. I am a Pigma Male
2. I am the fattest and most autistic faggot there is
3. I am confident in social media situations, because I imprison the stalkers who speak ill of me
4. I do not rely on anyone else for help, because nobody wants to help me
5. Other piggish queers come to me for advice, because I am fatter and gayer than them, and therefore better than them
6. I do not listen to others, because nobody wants to talk to me
7. I do not read books, because my fingers are too fat to turn the pages
8. I do not listen to audiobooks, because I keep getting advertisements for gym equipment, and I am too poor to afford premium
9. I am physically strong, and am able to lift even the largest black child into my grinder
10. I am also brave, and will never back down from an internet fight, no matter how many tens of thousands of my mother in law's dollars it costs me
11. I have more meat in my basement than anyone else in Milwaukee, thanks to the abundance of food stamps among the local african american community
12. I am a lone wolf, because every bar in a five mile radius has either banned me or enacted a "dont talk to the fat retard with the laptop" policy, and I am unable to walk any further
13. I have a vast arsenal of obnoxiously legal firearms which I would practice with daily were it not for the trigger guards being too small for my bloated fingers
14. If a sign says "stay off the grass" I will waddle over it anyway, and write "no child I will not" underneath the words with a sharpie
15. Sometimes I like to go to the Rosa Parks memorial, and drop grotesque diabetic shits on the plaque for fun
16. Late at night, I will play Nickelback at max volume, and when the neighbors complain I will tell them they are going to prison
17. I will oink at, and threaten people at every opportunity. This is the true mark of a Pigma Male.
18. I will angrily respond to every single xeet, text, and prank phone call with empty threats and piggish simpering over my own superiority
19. I do not waste my time thinking about irrelevant things like my mother in law's bank account, my wife's career, or my daughter's entire existence. Every second you spend time thinking, is a second you are not on your Pigma grindset
20. If a stalker calls me fat on xitter, I tell him to enjoy prison
21. If my toilet calls me gay by text message, I tell him he is not my toilet, and to enjoy prison
22. If the police kick down my door, demanding to know where little DeShawn is, I tell them to leave and never return
23. If you are not solving all your problems with prissy social media tantrums and oinked threats of eternal prison, you are not a true Pigma
24. As Pigma males, we must look to the noble Pig for guidance and inspiration, for example do not consider the feelings of others, just eat your slop and shit where you sleep.
25. Do not respect the humanity of lesser beings like your ex-wife or your daughter, just threaten to kill them in a drunken rage if you feel like it
26. Sometimes you may be required to Pay Quasi. Deny everything no matter how much you keep having to Pay Quasi. Shameless denial of the most basic and verifiable realities, like your weight, your career successes, your masculinity, whether you get pegged or not, whether you SWAT yourself, or whether your wife enjoys being farted in by DeShawn Sr, is one of the key requirements of being a true Pigma
Meditate on this child, bury it deep in your lard coated skull, and perhaps one day you too will become a true Pigma GigaFat
(concept shamelessly stolen from DreadAnon)
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Lmao. Imagine having to pay Quasi. He can't cope with that. He has had to deal with the ass-dicking of taking it up the ass from Quasi twice. He paid Quasi. Twice. Lmao. Imagine the level of anger he experienced.
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Ya know I was mulling over posting this now or waiting for more proofs to appear, but ever since the second payment it seems the already questionable quality of his spelling has drastically deteriorated
Almost like he is once again drinking to cope with so much tard rage and no outlet to vent it on beyond Xitter.....
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This is really the key here. Even if Patrick had read LOTR, I'm not confident he is bright enough to notice that Tolkien intentionally kept many of the more magical moments out of focus and "off screen" so to speak. He was not writing sword-and-sorcery shlock.
Gandalf's duel with Saruman is only implied. His contest with the Balrog for control of the gate in Moria is relayed after the fact. Aragorn and the hobbits see what looks like lightning striking the peak of Weathertop when Gandalf is fighting the Nazgul, but they don't realize that is him. Gandalf deliberately avoids going into detail about his fatal duel with the Balrog. His showdown with the Witch King is cut short when the Rohirrim arrive at Minas Tirith. Tolkien doesn't even reveal that Gandalf carries one of the rings of power until the end.
He is also saved by literal divine intervention multiple times, all "off screen".
He is also saved by literal divine intervention multiple times, all "off screen".
In short, Patrick would be bored to tears and wondering when Legolas will backflip off a Mumakil and 360 no-scope a Haradrim commander, or looking for Aragorn to draw Narsil and duel Sauron.
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X to doubt he can walk five miles. He's very fat you see.