Lolcow Andrew Peter Carlson / Anaiah Carlson / Tamarlover / Xtamarlover - Jewish/Christian Wannabe Cult Leader, Stalker, Ugly af, dogfucker, mayor of spitsville

What's with all the dudes going "yes, I get plowed in my asshole by dick shaped things, no, I'm not gay, why do you ask?"

I really don't get it.
Gay requires sexual attraction to people of the same gender. If you arent sexually desirous of people of the same gender you arent gay.
 
You should go up to that girl you like at work and whisper in her ear "Fart, go to the bathroom and poop, fast, or expel whatever is in your inner ass because I am going to slip it so deep up your shithole you will be shitting my cum for months."
 
You should go up to that girl you like at work and whisper in her ear "Fart, go to the bathroom and poop, fast, or expel whatever is in your inner ass because I am going to slip it so deep up your shithole you will be shitting my cum for months."
No i would never do that dude. Im trying to build a true friendship with someone i deeply care about. And also trying to avoid repeating legal dramas of the past. Im dealing different this time.
 
Nah dude trust me I have lots of experience with women. Youre going about it wrong.

Tell your coworker "When my cock is 7 inches up your ass I want you to push your inner sphincter muscles out like your pooping on my dick. The force will make me cum deep in your red fuckhole. Then you can fart my nut out and eat it."

Women like it when youre bold and assert dominance.
 
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