Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

Really makes you think.
Needs to be brought up every few hundred pages or so: Patrick is into "thhhiiingsssss", was caught liking Black French lesbian incest porn, was an admitted catgirl fetish and was publically lusting after women/women (male)/dommes on Twitter.
I wanna bet that he and Nikki are swingers too.
 
In short, Patrick would be bored to tears and wondering when Legolas will backflip off a Mumakil and 360 no-scope a Haradrim commander, or looking for Aragorn to draw Narsil and duel Sauron.
After getting knocked down mid duel Aragorn holds out his hand and summons Gandalf's staff to him, causing everyone around him to cheer and portals from Valinor to open around them, and the camera pans over to Arwen, Eowyn, and Rosie Cotton all posing heroically together while pippin yells "YOU ARE SO BONED NOW DORKON" as they all charge to close a distance that inexplicably appeared between the two armies mid-shot

.....ok im gonna stop now because writing the above made me feel genuinely sick
 
Ya know I was mulling over posting this now or waiting for more proofs to appear, but ever since the second payment it seems the already questionable quality of his spelling has drastically deteriorated

Almost like he is once again drinking to cope with so much tard rage and no outlet to vent it on beyond Xitter.....
Sorry, I just can't stop laughing.

Think about this. This is a narc rage dude.

And he got forced down onto all fours and had to pay Quasi.

Twice.

He had no choice. He just had to submit.

He had to have existed in a state of utter rage for days.
 
He has the view that he’s above it I think. EVS initially started hating him because he said something like “A best selling comic means as much as a self-published book on Amazon” or “I’d rather be a failed author than a successful comic book writer, those are for children”.

He has some weird aversion to short stories too. He views them as beneath him and not worth his time, rather than an exercise (won’t do it cause FAT!) to help his writing.
ahhh yes also thank you too for this cause it jogged my memory about pat and his run-ins with EVS which is the lore behind why EVS patposts occasionally on his stream. I recall EVS getting childed at some point on the X timeline too.
 
Lmao. Imagine having to pay Quasi. He can't cope with that. He has had to deal with the ass-dicking of taking it up the ass from Quasi twice. He paid Quasi. Twice. Lmao. Imagine the level of anger he experienced.
Wrong as always, stalker. Never paid him a penny. My other, better mommy paid it for me so I can concentrate on bringing down your clinically insane stalker cult that exists solely to give my life some meaning because I'm too fat and bitch-titted to have any murder my family and I.

Enjoy spending the rest of your life in prison for Felony Legal Financial Analysis.
 
Sorry, I just can't stop laughing.

Think about this. This is a narc rage dude.

And he got forced down onto all fours and had to pay Quasi.

Twice.

He had no choice. He just had to submit.

He had to have existed in a state of utter rage for days.
This would also explain why he retreats into fantasy where all his enemies are mere moments away from being arrested en masse by interpol and dragged to court where he will personally be allowed to read their already decided sentences by the judge

Would hardly be the first rotund autist to run away inside his own noggin to avoid a bleak reality where he is not an untouchable celebrity beloved by all
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He had no choice. He just had to submit.

He had to have existed in a state of utter rage for days.
The vibe he gave off as the sheriff’s deputy escorted him away from the courtroom wasn’t rage or even annoyance, but one of utter defeat. He wasn’t seething or doing any of his usual shticks. There was no snarky attitude on display as in the BDA TRO hearing. Pat gave off an air of absolute disbelief and shock that it had come to this. I have a feeling he hadn’t been as stunned as that since Adrienne told him she was dumping his raft ass.

I’m sure once the news had a chance to sink in, the rage geyser erupted like Niki’s gash at a NAACP fundraiser. Pat’s tweeting got noticeably more angry and prolific after the Ls he took on August 24, 2023.
 
In short, that's why Patrick thinks they're beneath him. Why would the great intellectual Patrick Tomlinson waste his talents writing short stories? He doesn't need practice.
This is even more wild when Porktrick's famesona is supposed to be a funny and beloved sci-fi author. Sci-Fi was built on magazines like Amazing Stories which focused on serialized and short fiction. A sci-fi writer should adore short stories.
Fatrick, belying his illiteracy, wants magic to be an overt spectacle: super-powers if you will.
I remember when some Tolkein fans criticized the movies because they thought Peter Jackson basically did this. The movies aren't subtle at all. Gandalf is straight blasting people, swords are glowing, there's no Tom Bombadil, there's tons of spectacle.
I think Fatlinson doesn't even like the movies but just thinks he has to because "geek culture". It's why he thought typing "Mary and Pippen: we fucks with trees now" then hitting send was hilarious and a good idea. It's why he oinks about being a lover of sci-fi but would never actually sit down and read classic issues of Amazing Stories, even if he was drunk at an Applebee's.
Do you think it would be possible that Fatrick would give Quasi head if it would cancel the debt?
Do, do you hate Quasi?
 
Let’s just say she lets him know in no uncertain terms how much his opinions matter in her courtroom.
Unfortunately it's not a courtroom, it's televised arbitration, and the terms of the show mean the Fatrick-like asshole didn't have to pay a dime in judgment no matter how badly the "case" went for him, he even got paid to show up.
 
Unfortunately it's not a courtroom, it's televised arbitration, and the terms of the show mean the Fatrick-like asshole didn't have to pay a dime in judgment no matter how badly the "case" went for him, he even got paid to show up.
JFC you must spend a lot of time alone.
 
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