Margaret Pless / idlediletante / Stan - Official Kiwi Farms Advertiser and Enthusiast Who Has Proudly Eaten Ass. Now Posting Her Tits to Own the Troons!

Chuck McGill said:
Very poor choice of words given the current topic of discussion.

As to you Stan, this might be one of the few times I agree with you. Can you really say you love someone if you haven't high fived their intestinal parasites with your tongue?
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First world agricultural and production techniques have all but eliminated the problem of intestinal worms, so this level of concern about it implies to me you’re exclusively fucking young children, livestock, and stray cats or something. Basically a life form that eats dirt often enough to have gotten such parasites from the soil.

Other than that, yes, no notes.
 
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Stan said:
First world agricultural and production techniques have all but eliminated the problem of intestinal worms, so this level of concern about it implies to me you’re exclusively fucking young children, livestock, and stray cats or something. Basically a life form that eats dirt often enough to have gotten such parasites from the soil.

Other than that, yes, no notes.
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Hey man, I thought it was all good. The rules say is cow-tipping isn't allowed, doesn't say anything about what I did with Bessie that night in the barn. 8)
 
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Stan said:
First world agricultural and production techniques have all but eliminated the problem of intestinal worms, so this level of concern about it implies to me you’re exclusively fucking young children, livestock, and stray cats or something.
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12 million Americans have intestinal worms. That's almost 4% of americans. You said you engaged with this with "a string of hot jew on shiksa" relationships. Let's be conservative and not presume you're a complete hoebag and say it's 4. This means you have a 4x4, close to a 16% chance of inviting ring worms in.
 
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Stan said:
First world agricultural and production techniques have all but eliminated the problem of intestinal worms, so this level of concern about it implies to me you’re exclusively fucking young children, livestock, and stray cats or something. Basically a life form that eats dirt often enough to have gotten such parasites from the soil.

Other than that, yes, no notes.
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Or you stop being a bigot that preferences cognitive elites like humans and accept animal folx like intestinal worms as part of a polycule, sweetie...
 
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Lemmingwiser said:
12 million Americans have intestinal worms. That's almost 4% of americans. You said you engaged with this with "a string of hot jew on shiksa" relationships. Let's be conservative and not presume you're a complete hoebag and say it's 4. This means you have a 4x4, close to a 16% chance of inviting ring worms in.
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I looked it up and Google apparently as many as 42 million Americans have pinworms:
Enterobius vermicularis (pinworm) is a common helminthic infection, affecting almost 1 billion people worldwide from all socioeconomic classes. In the United States, it affects 20 to 42 million people, with a high prevalence among children, institutional populations, homosexuals, and family contacts.
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The bad news is any man who asks you to eat his ass is probably bi so higher risk.

 
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LurkTrawl said:
On some level the point of whether or not licking another person's asshole is, on a technical level, safe or not is missing the forest for the trees.

At the end of the day you're licking an asshole.
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this tbh. It's fine to not eat ass because you think it's gross but who honestly gives a fuck about threadworms? You take a single over-the-counter pill and they're gone. As far as STI's go that's nothing.
 
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Dyn said:
You take a single over-the-counter pill and they're gone. As far as STI's go that's nothing.
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Better hope you catch it early though, because once you get the IRL brainworms even surgery can't fix it, the only release is death.
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Dyn said:
this tbh. It's fine to not eat ass because you think it's gross but who honestly gives a fuck about threadworms? You take a single over-the-counter pill and they're gone. As far as STI's go that's nothing.
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Anti-helminth resistance is a thing. I know they're not considered a health risk, same as head lice and bed bugs but no one wants visible, staple sized white worms wiggling in their poop and making their privates itch. They can even crawl up the vagina and uterus and be swallowed when you shake out sheets.
 
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Sparkling Yuzu said:
Anti-helminth resistance is a thing. I know they're not considered a health risk, same as head lice and bed bugs but no one wants visible, staple sized white worms wiggling in their poop and making their privates itch. They can even crawl up the vagina and uterus and be swallowed when you shake out sheets.
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Sure but I'd still take that over herpes or eyebrow crabs.
 
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Stan said:
First world agricultural and production techniques have all but eliminated the problem of intestinal worms, so this level of concern about it implies to me you’re exclusively fucking young children, livestock, and stray cats or something. Basically a life form that eats dirt often enough to have gotten such parasites from the soil.
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He said parasites, not just worms.

Worms are less of a problem in the developed world than microbes. Killing microbes involves strong antibacterial or antiviral drugs that wipe out your gut biome and it takes weeks or months to recover. In the meanwhile you're shitting rice pudding.

Any kind of anal sex is a significant risk to catching one of these parasites. Gay bowel disease wasn't a hysterical fantasy of weird Christian busybodies. It was (and continues to be) a real phenomenon, backed up by data.

An individual of any sex who doesn't bang anything that moves and takes reasonable precautions is probably fine to engage in these riskier acts.

But that doesn't mean the risk is imaginary or that people are prudish for going "eww gross, can't you catch something?". Well yes, yes you can.

It's the kind of thing that, if you're going to engage in it in a safer way, you just quietly keep it to yourself.

Idk KF is probably the wrong place to announce your love of eating ass. Maybe like a juggalo forum or something would've been better.
 
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Marvin said:
He said parasites, not just worms.

Worms are less of a problem in the developed world than microbes. Killing microbes involves strong antibacterial or antiviral drugs that wipe out your gut biome and it takes weeks or months to recover. In the meanwhile you're shitting rice pudding.

Any kind of anal sex is a significant risk to catching one of these parasites. Gay bowel disease wasn't a hysterical fantasy of weird Christian busybodies. It was (and continues to be) a real phenomenon, backed up by data.

An individual of any sex who doesn't bang anything that moves and takes reasonable precautions is probably fine to engage in these riskier acts.

But that doesn't mean the risk is imaginary or that people are prudish for going "eww gross, can't you catch something?". Well yes, yes you can.

It's the kind of thing that, if you're going to engage in it in a safer way, you just quietly keep it to yourself.

Idk KF is probably the wrong place to announce your love of eating ass. Maybe like a juggalo forum or something would've been better.
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Fat chicks are willing to eat anything
 
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