Nintendo Switch (Currently Plagued) - Here we shit post about the new Nintendo console, The Switch

[Baraka Obama]

Not that I don't trust residents of Brazzers but why is it every source I can find uses the exact same screenshot?

 

[whatever I feel like]

Not that I don't trust residents of Brazzers but why is it every source I can find uses the exact same screenshot?

Honestly, I now expect it to be fake. Released to correspond to Direct speculation hype but it shouldn't be announced until March at earliest, and its too early to update for that.


Got BRRRRed.

 

[Chin of Campbell]

I was convinced because the forum post I referenced made it sound like he personally took the cap, but if this is a recurring image that everyone is sharing, I'm leaning heavily fake. Also, why is this bein reported from Brazil, but the notification says "Nintendo of America"? Wouldn't this have been visible to everyone subbed to NOA?

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

I hope it's fake for Nintendo's sake, that's going to imply it's an upgrade to people, not a new system. Give it two screens and call it Switch Duo or some other passive gimmick to name it after.

 

[starborn427614]

Some new transformations for Peach in Showtime have leaked. Nintendo will probably drop a video on Twitter showing them off later today.

Edit:
Updated with better images that include a description.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

It's good to see other girly forms, I still think the game leans too heavily towards masculine ones but this is a better balance.

 

[NerdShamer]

Some new transformations for Peach in Showtime have leaked. Nintendo will probably drop a video on Twitter showing them off later today.

Yeah, it's an solid "no" from me, at this point.

 

[Danann]

After reading something about the Gamecube being more powerful than the PS2 and still failing in the Xbox thread (confusing, I know), I'm just gonna say that I think this is the best timeline for Nintendo so far. Sure the console is weaker than the competition and they have their own quirks, but compared to the coke and diversity-infused junkies at Sony and Microsoft, they know to never stray too far from their limits and just stick to what they had in mind.

Now, I want to conduct a little thought experiment on my fellow Kiwis: what would you think would've happened if Nintendo decided to give up on the home console market after the Gamecube failed to meet expectations, and left Sony and Microsoft to dominate the sector?

For me, I would believe that the Xbox 360 and Playstation 3 would get discontinued from the lack of Nintendo to fill a competitor role, which leads them no reason to copy whatever they had planned. Sony and Microsoft would retire from the game's industry altogether after the discontinuation of the PS2 and Xbox, which lasts a few more years than our time. Meanwhile, Nintendo, riding off the coattails of the DS and eventual successors, decides to give PC gaming a try....and become corrupted by the ever changing cultural landscape. So in the end, the 6th generation would be known as the "Final Generation"

 

[starborn427614]

Some new transformations for Peach in Showtime have leaked. Nintendo will probably drop a video on Twitter showing them off later today.

Edit:
Updated with better images that include a description.

Final(?) transformation is a phantom thief kinda thing.

 

[6MillionCoofs]

I hope it's fake for Nintendo's sake, that's going to imply it's an upgrade to people, not a new system. Give it two screens and call it Switch Duo or some other passive gimmick to name it after.

Just be smart for once and do what Sony does and stick the correct number on the end

 

[TVB]

Just be smart for once and do what Sony does and stick the correct number on the end

But don't do what Sony is actually doing? Such as no games for example

 

[WelperHelper99]

But don't do what Sony is actually doing? Such as no games for example

I don't think Nintendo knows how to NOT make games

 

[starborn427614]

Here's the Peach trailer. Please act surprised.

 

[Celebrate Nite]

>Mighty Peach
I C WAT U DID THERE, NINTENDO

At least the explosion effects don't look like Pepperoni Pizzas this time.

 

[WelperHelper99]

Here's the Peach trailer. Please act surprised.

Moviebob is gooning rn.

 

[Mr.Miyagi]

>Mighty Peach
I C WAT U DID THERE, NINTENDO

At least the explosion effects don't look like Pepperoni Pizzas this time.

Oh good, I was worried I was the only one who had flashbacks at seeing that.

 

[Vyse Inglebard]

Mario vs. Donkey Kong Review​

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Gaming journoscum is shocked that a GBA game from 20 years ago is primarily made for a younger audience and is therefore not that challenging

 

[Calandrino]

Moviebob is gooning rn.

When she takes a male form, does she grow a penis, like Sheik?

 

[WelperHelper99]

When she takes a male form, does she grow a penis, like Sheik?

For Moviebob's fantasies, yes, 100%. He wouldn't masturbate to her if peach didn't have a big futa cock.

 

[starborn427614]

Mario vs. Donkey Kong Review​

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Gaming journoscum is shocked that a GBA game from 20 years ago is primarily made for a younger audience and is therefore not that challenging

It's not doing too badly overall.