Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[WelperHelper99]

He could probably pimp out Kayla for a couple packages of Ramen and some fun sized packs of Skittles.

Nick could ask for more. He could ask for a case of Bud Light for a night with Kayla.

 

[Captain Manning]

For all the MGTOW stuff, one thing Andrew is is shrewd and put together. If Nick starts shit, man that will be hilarious.

He still thinks he's the leader of Lawtube?

Who wants to tell him?

 

[SpergioLeonne]

Nick could ask for more. He could ask for a case of Bud Light for a night with Kayla.

Pretty sure he’d have to ask Drexel’s permission before offering

 

[WelperHelper99]

Pretty sure he’d have to ask Drexel’s permission before offering

That's gonna be tough, Kayla is all Drex has and all nick can get off to without the Balldo

 

[SpergioLeonne]

That's gonna be tough, Kayla is all Drex has and all nick can get off to without the Balldo

Wow for some mysterious reason that just made me think of something

Do the Racketses by any chance own a dog?

 

[WelperHelper99]

Wow for some mysterious reason that just made me think of something

Do the Racketses by any chance own a dog?

For the sake of the dog, I hope not. Rekieta might use the Balldo on it

 

[SpergioLeonne]

For the sake of the dog, I hope not. Rekieta might use the Balldo on it

Yes, he would make the dog wear the balldo for his and the missus and Drexel’s entertainment

 

[Crocodylus Acutus]

For all the MGTOW stuff, one thing Andrew is is shrewd and put together. If Nick starts shit, man that will be hilarious.

Good to know that the easiest way to break a narcissist, is by ranking them low on a tier list. First Hasan Piker, and now Nick Rekieta. Something so simple and mundane is seen as such a slight against them.

 

[Bepis]

Wow for some mysterious reason that just made me think of something

Do the Racketses by any chance own a dog?

They do. It's a small one, I want to say a female pug but could be wrong. He's shown it on stream.

Edit - Picture of their pug here

 

[SpergioLeonne]

They do. It's a small one, I want to say a female pug but could be wrong. He's shown it on stream.

If they ever get a new one, it should be viewed suspiciously

 

[WelperHelper99]

They do. It's a small one, I want to say a female pug but could be wrong. He's shown it on stream.

The poor pug, one of the most inbred dogs on the planet. Bet they don't take care of her well. It would fit Nick's wet brainness all too well

 

[KhorneFlakes]

First Hasan Piker, and now Nick Rekieta.

They're more similar than you'd think. Apart from vapidly using political streaming as a platform and the narcissism, Hasan's ex was a pornstar, so we know they both also like to see their woman get fucked by other men too

 

[AnOminous]

It doesn't matter what he does with his money in private, but he probably shouldn't play victim while flaunting his supposed abundance online. Things like that will eventually grate.

Narcs are all like this. They are either the biggest hero or the biggest victim, sometimes both at the same time.

AM's already having to piece their guest list together from duct tape and glue due to industry wide boycotts, having talent completely flout responsibilities is the last thing they need in the position they're in.

You can get away with being an otherwise unreliable douchebag if the one thing you can be relied on for is bringing in money but Nick can't do that at this point. His ability to raise money is as limp as the dick attached to his Balldo.

Ok but the hot topic square getting marked off is so funny to me. I didn't think it'd happen because he won't have any IRL events to wear it to. But Nick buying more is the best way for it to return.

It's increasingly funny how smug this fag can be while being an absolute Hot Topic wearing cringy retard. That shit is cringy on a 14 year old.

Look at his year, numbers in the pits, he got humiliatingly catfished by another dude who he publicly pledged his lust for, crashed a Rustang, sponsored two CoomMobiles his retard business partner immediately crashed, lost all his credibility, and won Lolcow of the Year against competition like a crackhead who lives with his parents and a fat mongoloid who literally threatens his own toilet with prison on Twitter.

 

[Oliver Onions]

Nick's response to the Kiwifund is exactly what I thought it would be. The paper thin veil of good will he has erected is so fragile, I felt like he was going to break down and scream at the thought of Null making a million dollars.

He speaks like Dick Masterson tweets, you can feel the insincerity dripping off every word.

 

[Crocodylus Acutus]

He speaks like Dick Masterson tweets, you can feel the insincerity dripping off every word.

Balldos of a feather, ack together.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

He speaks like Dick Masterson tweets, you can feel the insincerity dripping off every word.

I’m confident speculating that the two teenage boys in the Rekieta house are more mature and less obnoxious than their father.

 

[AnOminous]

Good to know that the easiest way to break a narcissist, is by ranking them low on a tier list. First Hasan Piker, and now Nick Rekieta. Something so simple and mundane is seen as such a slight against them.

I got a tier list right here for Nick.

I call it "shit I'm really mad about."

My Wordle score the last couple weeks.
People turning without using their turn signals.
When my credit card chip just gives a weird malfunction while trying to pay for something the first time.
Running out of toilet paper.
That irritating drip in the kitchen sink.
That weird noise of something rattling around in the car.

If Nick were in this list he'd be at the bottom but he isn't.

 

[Howling Janny Dog]

I’m confident speculating that the two teenage boys in the Rekieta house are more mature and less obnoxious than their father.

Are you kidding? His DAUGHTERS are more mature than him at this point.

 

[AltisticRight]

Are you kidding? His DAUGHTERS are more mature than him at this point.

Don't say that, Drexel might take that the wrong way.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I love the idea that pointing and laughing at Nick = “mad” in his telling.

If anything about him makes me mad, it’s the fact that he plays fast and loose with his kids’ safety and renegs on promised deliverables, e.g. the 5k gift, the knife auction, etc. But Nick will never broach those topics, so he has to pretend people are “mad” that he dresses like a dickhead.