Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[AnOminous]

In the clip from a couple days ago they quite literally treated his face appearing on screen as a jump scare.

That just says how pathetic he is. The mere appearance of his face is a joke. The only reason you'd even use his face is as a source of humor.

It's funny that after this clip, Coomalot is now referring to Rekieta as "looking sick", without explicitly naming him.

Even Coomatlot is now dissing him? Et tu Brute.

 

[huckbeine]

It's funny that after this clip, Coomalot is now referring to Rekieta as "looking sick", without explicitly naming him.
Rekieta looked completely normal up until EVS called him out, I guess. This is from a day ago:

He is such a fag.

smart move, specially that EVS is helping coomalot crowdfund his shit car racing career. Balldo can't do it anymore so coomalot throws him away

 

[Chibitzen]

Everything Nick complains about is a projection

Yes and Nick is an amusing education on this kind of behavior. He pretty much re-expels anything people toss his way. Some people still mistake his neurosis for creativity in this area.

If he does it'll be hilarious since before now it's been provided by the con for him. But if he's not asked to do the YouTuber space this year (likely he won't) he's gotta pay his way like everyone else. But also his booth product has always been himself afaik, he just sits there and signs... random shit people bring?

I don't have that much faith in AM. They'll probably reinvite him. YT corner was a massive chunk of their space this past year and it was truly filler. Could've been just more shopping booths, but it gives the appearance of their social media relevance aka "connections", so I guess they'll keep it going. Even though a vast majority of them don't fit in whatosever. I think the con struggles in general with scheduling events and putting together decent panels one actually wants to travel through several floors to get to. Nick is probably an easy contact for them to fill that space as he's thirsty to maintain whatever semblance of a social media expert he has left and let's be honest, he's probably cheaper than having someone connected properly schedule that area who has actual notoriety on YT that is anime-adjacent.

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My impression was that the last time he was at the con, he quickly got bored with it and spent most of his time there hanging out in bars and other places away from the con with his buddies.

There wasn't much for him to do at the YT corner. The lines were light to nonexistent on most days. He did a good job running off behind the screens with his phone pretending to be super important, though. The dynamic between Creators is always interesting to watch at these things. It's the only reason I bother, is the people watching. The orbiters would hang out together and actually socialize, watch the space. Meanwhile Nick was busy acting out his daily soap opera for a non-existent audience a la Meghan Markle. His wife also gets into the role, if you pay enough attention, she plays her part in the whole drama as well. They're both overdramatic. The more I have seen, the more I realize both of them are just ridiculous people by nature. Other Creators do this as well, especially the couples when they are newer "in the scene", they like to make this massively big deal about being Creators, or being married to a Creator, etc... like a mini soap... but the Rekietas really do seem to take it up a notch or two aka lewd-swapping with their fans. They complain about the complexities in their scheduling and the extreme stress of having to manage audience expectations and yet...

 

[AnOminous]

This isn't just KF speculation.

He's a complete joke at this point. Even anime fans laugh at him and consider him a retard.

 

[Strix454]

It's funny that after this clip, Coomalot is now referring to Rekieta as "looking sick", without explicitly naming him.
Rekieta looked completely normal up until EVS called him out, I guess. This is from a day ago:

Classic EVS. Declare war on the guy (Nick) by stealing his girlfriend (Camelot). EVS just swooped right in and bought him with the profits of his stupid toy car campaign. Not a bright move by Camelot though. His shelf life with EVS will be short.

 

[Crocodylus Acutus]

In the clip from a couple days ago they quite literally treated his face appearing on screen as a jump scare.

Imagine waking up to that face, everyday. I know Kayla was popping pills before Nick started visibly rotting, but if I was her, I certainly wouldn't stop now.

 

[Captain Manning]

Classic EVS. Declare war on the guy (Nick) by stealing his girlfriend (Camelot). EVS just swooped right in and bought him with the profits of his stupid toy car campaign. Not a bright move by Camelot though. His shelf life with EVS will be short.

Agreed.

Objectively, he would have done better to go with July. Do an ISOM car. Bonus for us is we would have got to watch EVS, Dax, Vito, and Nick chimp the fuck out.

EVS might be better off than Rekieta right now, but not by a whole hell of a lot. He's shedding a lot of goodwill too.

 

[AnOminous]

Honestly I’m not an anime fan but if I lived nearby I might show up just to see how bad Nick looks, smells and shakes IRL.

Nick actually makes that gay face in public. What a gay idiot!

 

[KneeLengthCock]

Agreed.

Objectively, he would have done better to go with July. Do an ISOM car. Bonus for us is we would have got to watch EVS, Dax, Vito, and Nick chimp the fuck out.

EVS might be better off than Rekieta right now, but not by a whole hell of a lot. He's shedding a lot of goodwill too.

You say that like the offer was available. It wasn't. That isn't the kinda of deal that would ever occur to July, because he has no idea how it would directly benefit him. So Frog was the only route. Now, if Frog gets a bunch of sales immediately after the races? July will jump on it in a heartbeat.

Which is one of the most mystifying things Nick wasted his money on. He does an internet show, he doesn't have any products to sell. Why he sponsored the CoomCars last year made no sense, other than to say he did it..

 

[Formica Sample]

Isn’t Nick STILL clinging to the blatantly false claim that he qualified his defamation per se against Monty with “probably”? There’s literal video evidence of exactly what he said, yet that didn’t stop Nick from lying to Josh. That speaks volumes about Rekieta, none of it good.

Behavior like this is why I can't be too hard on Kayla. Maybe she's not the brightest crayon in the box, and there are legitimate criticisms of her. On the other hand, can you imagine how exhausting it must be to live with Nick? Dealing with someone who blatantly denies reality so confidently has to be an emotional drain.

 

[Captain Manning]

You say that like the offer was available. It wasn't.

I know. I'm shitposting.

That said, I do think that in a hypothetical choice between EVS and July, he should go with July. He has better networking and money making potential right now. EVS is floundering.

Most importantly though, it would have been the funniest choice. Without question. It would have pissed off like 4-5 cows with threads here simultaneously. And, clearly, that's the most important consideration for any Farmer.

Which is one of the most mystifying things Nick wasted his money on. He does an internet show, he doesn't have any products to sell. Why he sponsored the CoomCars last year made no sense, other than to say he did it..

It's ego driven.

 

[Chibitzen]

Which is one of the most mystifying things Nick wasted his money on. He does an internet show, he doesn't have any products to sell. Why he sponsored the CoomCars last year made no sense, other than to say he did it..

It's ego driven.

...and he probably thrives off the self-perceived jealousy he believes it creates in others. People who regularly buy other people's friendship and lavishly entertain company want to be envied.

It doesn't matter what he does with his money in private, but he probably shouldn't play victim while flaunting his supposed abundance online. Things like that will eventually grate.

 

[2lolis1cup]

2022 (pre-appeal loss): Con sluts literally step on Nick. Much merryment is had. Nick is on good terms with lots of people, including EJ. People still optimistic as to Vic's chances.

2023 (post-appeal loss): His table looks like a ghost town. He has no panel. He leaves Anna high and dry to run things. Fractures start to appear in friendships.

2024 (post Vic owing hundreds of thousands of dollars, and Nick further alienating people): ???

I'm just sayin'. I see a definite downward trend here. I think this year might be especially awkward.

You forgot to add the part where a "conslut" named Mandy tried to get Nick's permission to sign his tits.

 

[Swole McPole]

Art is only behind Still-Life in terms of unhinged behaviour. They are two of only the few LOCALS posters who actually make me concerned. The others are stupid or naive, but these few are different.

Agree. Art the Clown always struck me as somebody who plays a sociopath online. The kind of asshole who wouldn't say boo to a goose in real life but loved to pretend to be a bad ass on the internet.

Presumably he had some kind of job or money in real life, because he'd managed to hook himself a younger, hotter partner. Too unhinged to hang on to her, but I guess when you've got your wife showing her gash off to all and sundry on the internet, commitment isn't likely to be too high for either partner?

I swear these two were always offering relationship advice in locals as well. Did I just imagine that? My sense was always that they were a relatively new relationship in the first place. She was a desperate pick me who'd long hit the wall and had never been without a man before, and he could fake it long enough to get her into his bed, but it was only going to be a matter of time before she recognized what a head-the-ball he actually was.

 

[Captain Manning]

Reviewing over the comments in Legal Mindset's stream from two nights ago, and hoo boy...

There's way more Fs than this. I'll spare you most of them.

Somebody suggested this...

And he did!

Below Legal Bytes is not just treason, it's GIGA TREASON! Holy shit, Andrew!

EDIT: Typed Sean instead of LM. Fixed.

 

[VeteranOfTheRetardWars]

For all the MGTOW stuff, one thing Andrew is is shrewd and put together. If Nick starts shit, man that will be hilarious.

 

[holyhandgrenade]

What a compelling argument the same one the trannies and fags use "You hate me so you want to fuck me." Insert so you want to fuck spiders meme here. You wanna fuck Bytes too. Nope that's the middle aged Balldo projecting.

Still pretending like he doesn't think he's the boss of lawtube, but that's not new. I don't care about the rating. I don't care about the rating. I don't care about the rating. I'm just gonna hold my whiskey glass like a faggot. Drinking on streams is back.

 

[Magic Mirror]

@elb is waiting in the wings with that “Sorry Kiwifags” clip once February is over.

 

[AltisticRight]

is Nick narcissistic enough to buy a booth/stall in Anime Matsuri this year? what would he sell though?

He'll sell balldoes and licked bottles.

He sucks at everything.

He also sucks everything.
Liquor bottles, balldoes, you name it.

Behavior like this is why I can't be too hard on Kayla. Maybe she's not the brightest crayon in the box, and there are legitimate criticisms of her. On the other hand, can you imagine how exhausting it must be to live with Nick? Dealing with someone who blatantly denies reality so confidently has to be an emotional drain.

She has to look after 6 children in between satiating the biggest kid's weird, perverted and twisted sexual desires.

By the biggest kid, I mean Nick. Balldo is just a big baby.

 

[Anticipointment]

from when he wasn’t a washed up 30 something alcoholic swinger.

42 yr old, looks 50-something, although surely his recent purchase of yet more hot topic belts will revitalize his aged appearance.

Example.

What was this supposed to link to?