Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 17.9%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.1%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 93 26.5%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 55 15.7%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 136 38.7%

  • Total voters
    351
Seriously if you grabbed a random homeless guy, who didn't even know what Disney is, and asked for his legal opinion, odds are it would be better than Nick's in his current state. Because at least that guy wouldn't just be mindlessly echoing whatever Diddler Dax's opinion is.
Yeah but look at the confidence at which he smugly points at a highlighted portion of the anti-SLAPP statute. I didn't even watch, I scanned the VOD for a screen grab of him looking impressed at how smart he is because of course there would be tons of them.

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He also suggested that the suit would get SLAPPed down, even though Carano is not filing a fucking defamation case, and SLAPP wouldn't apply.

Nick doesn't know what the fuck he's talking about, and clearly didn't read the thing, so Legal Mindset is calling him out on it. That's what the thumbnail and title is about.
He also admitted he thought it was a defamation case when he first talked about it and claimed that the Locals chatter had wrongly stated so, and that was the reason for his opinion. Now when the clip came out making clear that claim was not true he appears to have changed tack and now says that anti-SLAPP applies all along.

I don't know how much more Nick needs to spell it out for you guys, he goes to Anime Matsuri to network with other e-celebs and swing with a bunch of Comicsgate/Simpcast griftubers. It has nothing to do with giving a fuck about anime or interacting with his Weeb Wars audience.
When he talks about how he's a 'wingman' picking up women to hand over to 'Mr Biggons', it's at Anime Matsuri.
When he's serenading MANdy, it's him begging to be able to take her to Anime Matsuri in the hopes of dipping his balls in some strange tail.
When he puts together a panel with the absolute minimum amount of time and effort before he can paddle in a hot tub, it's at Anime Matsuri.
That's why HE goes to the convention, not why THEY want him there.

Nick was very clearly not a draw to the convention at all and that was 6 months ago. He is much more of a laughing stock now.
 
is Nick narcissistic enough to buy a booth/stall in Anime Matsuri this year? what would he sell though?
If he does it'll be hilarious since before now it's been provided by the con for him. But if he's not asked to do the YouTuber space this year (likely he won't) he's gotta pay his way like everyone else. But also his booth product has always been himself afaik, he just sits there and signs... random shit people bring?
 
He also admitted he thought it was a defamation case when he first talked about it and claimed that the Locals chatter had wrongly stated so, and that was the reason for his opinion. Now when the clip came out making clear that claim was not true he appears to have changed tack and now says that anti-SLAPP applies all along.
I think he's wrong.

I think Andrew's got Nick by the balls on this one. Nick should just punch out before he makes a bigger ass of himself (or don't... I certainly don't mind laughing).

This is a big problem for Nick, and maybe another turning point, because now he's got non-libshit lawyers calling him out on his retarded bullshit. It was easy to ignore his critics when it was Lawtwitter, but the type of people that liked Nick are gonna listen to people like Andrew and Sean now.

It's all good though. Vito and Dick are happy. He'll still get invited to Road Rage Bumshart Nebrahoma. It's fine. This is fine.

That's why HE goes to the convention, not why THEY want him there.

Nick was very clearly not a draw to the convention at all and that was 6 months ago. He is much more of a laughing stock now.
Exactly. I don't dispute Dong's is right that's why Nick wants to go, but I think the stumbling block is that a lot of people are growing sick of his shit now, and he might not fully appreciate that. I think if he goes this year, he'll be in for an even chillier reception.

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2023 (post-appeal loss): His table looks like a ghost town. He has no panel. He leaves Anna high and dry to run things. Fractures start to appear in friendships.
This was also post-Balldo and post-Mandy. The locals drama hit his engagement like a sledgehammer, much more than the appeal being rejected. The "if I were single" comment in particular tanked his credibility.
 
is Nick narcissistic enough to buy a booth/stall in Anime Matsuri this year? what would he sell though?
Easy. He could sell his pre-licked bottles, the used condoms from the bulls screwing his wife, some lovely fanart of him and that dude from his hot tub stream in a deep passionate lovemaking session, and printed, signed copies of his old Rumble contract from when he wasn’t a washed up 30 something alcoholic swinger.
 
Yeah but look at the confidence at which he smugly points at a highlighted portion of the anti-SLAPP statute. I didn't even watch, I scanned the VOD for a screen grab of him looking impressed at how smart he is because of course there would be tons of them.
Like I'm even going to watch that. I don't care.
 
One of his lower nights( $65 on YT) but it's a topic no one in his audience cares about and something he doesn't have creds to talk about. Nick said nothing and 'jew' got 65 hits. I am not going to dig thru it to find anything else. Boring show is boring.

Rumble always claims they have good rates but i was looking at https://ivs.rocks/calculator/low-latency and you got to imagine Nick is costing them a pretty penny if the viewers are correct. Imagine spending upwards of $2k to host someone who brings in $19.
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Imagine spending upwards of $2k to host someone who brings in $19.
I think this is the most damning metric to show why Nick doesn't deserve a new contract with Rumble. Every day he costs them in bandwidth almost as much as he brings in over the whole month. Why pay even more for what he'll keep doing for free?
 
Exactly. I don't dispute Dong's is right that's why Nick wants to go, but I think the stumbling block is that a lot of people are growing sick of his shit now, and he might not fully appreciate that. I think if he goes this year, he'll be in for an even chillier reception.
I think the difference is that people have moved from sick of his shit to actively embarrassed to be associated with him. In the clip from a couple days ago they quite literally treated his face appearing on screen as a jump scare.

 
I think this is the most damning metric to show why Nick doesn't deserve a new contract with Rumble. Every day he costs them in bandwidth almost as much as he brings in over the whole month. Why pay even more for what he'll keep doing for free?
Because he's a social media expert, Nick realized that doing shows cost Rumble money. So he decided to not stream instead and let them off the hook for the bandwidth bill.
 
Nick was very clearly not a draw to the convention at all and that was 6 months ago. He is much more of a laughing stock now.
Honestly I’m not an anime fan but if I lived nearby I might show up just to see how bad Nick looks, smells and shakes IRL.
BTW, for anyone just joining us, the reason we know 2023 was a bust for him was because @Chibitzen went and took pictures and provided reports. There was a big difference between the reception he enjoyed in 2022, and the reception he got in 2023. This isn't just KF speculation.

Example: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/nicholas-robert-rekieta-rekieta-law-nickrekieta.53871/post-16626687

Maybe he'll go to barhop with whomever he hasn't completely irritated the shit out of yet, but it seems pretty ridiculous to think 2024 is gonna be any better for him than 2023 as far as the actual con goes. If anything, it would be worse.

Like, if he had a panel, and five people showed up, it would be less embarrassing to not do it at all.

And if AM puts him in charge of anything, they're stupid beyond belief.

That's how I see it anyways.
 
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I think this is the most damning metric to show why Nick doesn't deserve a new contract with Rumble. Every day he costs them in bandwidth almost as much as he brings in over the whole month. Why pay even more for what he'll keep doing for free?
He's a leech to his parents and his employers, all the while driving up liquor prices. A drain on the economy! He sucks at everything. He even sucks the life right out of the room. Fortune gave him a chance and he blew it. In a just world, social parasites like Nick would be in a labor camp.
 
I think the difference is that people have moved from sick of his shit to actively embarrassed to be associated with him. In the clip from a couple days ago they quite literally treated his face appearing on screen as a jump scare.
It's funny that after this clip, Coomalot is now referring to Rekieta as "looking sick", without explicitly naming him.
Rekieta looked completely normal up until EVS called him out, I guess. This is from a day ago:
He is such a fag.
 
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