Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[AnOminous]

Like I got done saying earlier today, hardly anybody gives a shit about Nick's legal takes anymore. He blew it. He's toast. It's just as well he's too lazy to read shit.

Especially when he remains obviously unprepared and plus he's doing it days late. Great jerb, Nickhole. At least a dozen dudes did it better a couple days ago for anyone who was interested.

It's somewhat funny the last people he has left in his audience is the parasocial weirdoes who were the very people he was mocking a year or so ago at this time.

Note also: the best and most "normal" audience he ever had were the anime nerds from the Vic era. That really says it all. It's all been downhill since.

 

[bifftango]

Dude that's nothing, watching Nick get groped by a man in the hot tub made me so mad I punched my mom face first into the toilet.

Pfft, amateur hour! I was so enraged by Nick fellating bottles that I convinced Hamas to take up the relaxing pastime of paragliding.

 

[AnOminous]

What did Nick say on his Gina Carano stream that got him on this thumbnail?

Just his usual bullshit of having no principled position on anything whatsoever, so his "legal opinion" isn't based on the law or fact but the marching orders he got from Diddler Dax.

Its been nearly 9 months since I stopped watching Nicky, I feel I am 100% better for it. Watching his downfall thou is fucking totes hilarious.

Thank God for the people here who slog though this faggot goblin's excruciatingly awful and cringy content for the bits of funneh still in there.

I mean he thinks he can win his case? He did call Monty a Pedo no ifs or buts... Is Monty a weirdo? 100%... But Nick thought he was untouchable.

It really hinges on whether the actual malice standard gets applied. In theory, that's a winnable standard. In practice, it is often impossible.

A very similar recent case was the one about Elon Musk calling that British cave explorer in Thailand who rescued kids (despite Musk making an idiot attempt to intervene with a completely useless offer of a gay little submarine that would not have even fit in the cave) by calling the guy a pedophile, based on absolutely nothing.

So far as I can tell the jury did not believe this was true but also didn't believe anyone else believed it, so no harm. It was just some retarded shit said by a retard.

That's literally Nick's best defense, is he's such a notorious fucking idiot nobody believes anything he says.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

The statement in question:

"Montagraph has always been into sucking, uh, little- little boy cock, which is weird. But that's his thing! Look I'm not here to stop him, I'm just saying he should probably be shot in the fucking head. Montagraph, you're a fucking faggot. Everybody knows you're a faggot. Clip this all you want and sue me if you want, you fucking faggot-child-molesting... fucking faggot. Do that- how about you try that?

I don't care about him."

Now he can hope Monty makes $50,000. (Or whatever amount Monty is suing for.)

 

[KneeLengthCock]

He now spends more time bitching and complaining about the Farms than law. That and some black comics guy he hates because Diddler Dax told him to for whatever reason, nobody really understands why. Apparently because he wrote a comic while being black.

Tbf, July will probably get his own thread here eventually. He suffers from the same personality defect most of the cows do, especially Nick, Ralph and Tomlinson: he doesn't have the ability to ignore slights. Tends to get one staked out in the Kiwi pastures.

 

[AnOminous]

- He gave an update on his case that was basically what he said before. He said that they are just waiting. He think he will win, but if not, a jury trial could be 'fun'.

Yeah because everyone's idea of "fun" is spending hundreds of thousands of dollars, even if you win, to spend days in court listening to people call you a piece of shit. I mean just the sheer hilarity is through the roof.

Remember this fag didn't even like being in court when he was paid to be there instead of the other way around. He'd settle everything rather than go to court.

I don't think anyone cares about Nick enough at this point to be mad. Just a couple thousand hanger-ons who want the parasocial relationship to persist and a council of kiwis warming their beaks by the trash fire of his career.

I'll admit I definitely had a period of being somewhat upset and hoping he'd, like Null said, PULL UP.

But he's Nick. So he said fuck that pulling up shit, and augered in. That's the time to laugh.

 

[Captain Manning]

What did Nick say on his Gina Carano stream that got him on this thumbnail?

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Just his usual bullshit of having no principled position on anything whatsoever, so his "legal opinion" isn't based on the law or fact but the marching orders he got from Diddler Dax.

Thank God for the people here who slog though this faggot goblin's excruciatingly awful and cringy content for the bits of funneh still in there.

He also suggested that the suit would get SLAPPed down, even though Carano is not filing a fucking defamation case, and SLAPP wouldn't apply.

Nick doesn't know what the fuck he's talking about, and clearly didn't read the thing, so Legal Mindset is calling him out on it. That's what the thumbnail and title is about.

I'd say he'd get a shower call for this, but Andrew has been playing with fire for a while now, so he's probably on the permanent shitlist along with Null and Sean. Good for him. That's basically the "cool kid's club."

Tbf, July will probably get his own thread here eventually. He suffers from the same personality defect most of the cows do, especially Nick, Ralph and Tomlinson: he doesn't have the ability to ignore slights. Tends to get one staked out in the Kiwi pastures.

I think he's been doing pretty good lately ignoring most of this crap.

He probably will get one eventually, but few people are in any mood to give him one as long as scum like Vito and Masterson are in opposition to him. That attempt in PG to give him one failed miserably for that reason.

 

[AnOminous]

He also suggested that the suit would get SLAPPed down, even though Carano is not filing a fucking defamation case, and SLAPP wouldn't apply.

Seriously if you grabbed a random homeless guy, who didn't even know what Disney is, and asked for his legal opinion, odds are it would be better than Nick's in his current state. Because at least that guy wouldn't just be mindlessly echoing whatever Diddler Dax's opinion is.

 

[Strix454]

Isn’t Nick STILL clinging to the blatantly false claim that he qualified his defamation per se against Monty with “probably”? There’s literal video evidence of exactly what he said, yet that didn’t stop Nick from lying to Josh. That speaks volumes about Rekieta, none of it good.

Nick continues to say things like that in his streaming content, but as far as I know it never appears as an argument from his attorneys in a legal context. What goes on in the actual case and what Nick says about the case on his streams might as well be in different worlds.

Streaming Nick talks like he doesn't understand defamation law and is also unfamiliar with the arguments of his own attorneys in his case.

Nick accused a weird, but harmless schizo-boomer of sucking on little boy cocks for what? Because Monty photoshopped his face onto eggs and accused him of being a part of the sweaty sausage squad.

It was more that after Nick got banned from YT, Monty showed up in the chats of streams Nick was on and dunked on him over getting banned. Monty and Nick had not interacted since 2018. Even though nobody on those streams even knew who Monty was, Nick couldn't handle it and went after him with the pedo stuff.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Streaming Nick talks like he doesn't understand defamation law and is also unfamiliar with the arguments of his own attorneys in his case.

Nick is such a shameless liar while insisting he never lies. It’s pathological.

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

It was more that after Nick got banned from YT, Monty showed up in the chats of streams Nick was on and dunked on him over getting banned. Monty and Nick had not interacted since 2018. Even though nobody on those streams even knew who Monty was, Nick couldn't handle it and went after him with the pedo stuff.

You and I both know it was the Sweaty Sausage Squad memes. Everything Nick complains about is a projection and he outed himself when he called out how Ralph had a "book of grudges". His narcissistic rage could not handle being made fun of in a way he had no control over, i.e. "hur dur grifter jew has big nose".

He just thought that he finally had enough moral high ground when Monty gloated over his Youtube ban to carpet bomb Monty with a pedo accusation.

 

[AnOminous]

Streaming Nick talks like he doesn't understand defamation law and is also unfamiliar with the arguments of his own attorneys in his case.

Also he has full-blown AIDS. I'm not sure enough people know this.

 

[Mister Dongs]

This is why I'm wondering what the point would be in him even contemplating going to Anime Matsuri this year.

I don't know how much more Nick needs to spell it out for you guys, he goes to Anime Matsuri to network with other e-celebs and swing with a bunch of Comicsgate/Simpcast griftubers. It has nothing to do with giving a fuck about anime or interacting with his Weeb Wars audience.
When he talks about how he's a 'wingman' picking up women to hand over to 'Mr Biggons', it's at Anime Matsuri.
When he's serenading MANdy, it's him begging to be able to take her to Anime Matsuri in the hopes of dipping his balls in some strange tail.
When he puts together a panel with the absolute minimum amount of time and effort before he can paddle in a hot tub, it's at Anime Matsuri.

 

[Captain Manning]

Streaming Nick talks like he doesn't understand defamation law

Well, the thing is, he might not.

His track record in that field is less than stellar.

I don't know how much more Nick needs to spell it out for you guys, he goes to Anime Matsuri to network with other e-celebs and swing with a bunch of Comicsgate/Simpcast griftubers.
When he talks about how he's a 'wingman' picking up women to hand over to 'Mr Biggons', it's at Anime Matsuri.
When he's serenading MANdy, it's him begging to be able to take her to Anime Matsuri in the hopes of dipping his balls in some strange tail.
When he puts together a panel with the absolute minimum amount of time and effort before he can paddle in a hot tub, it's at Anime Matsuri.

Sure. But he can do all or most of that at one of Dick Masterson's degenerate shindigs.

I don't dispute anything you said, but doing it at an anime con is still no less weird. He doesn't have very good capital in the anime community anymore, and I don't know if they would want him back now.

I guess we'll see in a few months.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

I don't know how much more Nick needs to spell it out for you guys, he goes to Anime Matsuri to network with other e-celebs and swing with a bunch of Comicsgate/Simpcast griftubers. It has nothing to do with giving a fuck about anime or interacting with his Weeb Wars audience.
When he talks about how he's a 'wingman' picking up women to hand over to 'Mr Biggons', it's at Anime Matsuri.
When he's serenading MANdy, it's him begging to be able to take her to Anime Matsuri in the hopes of dipping his balls in some strange tail.
When he puts together a panel with the absolute minimum amount of time and effort before he can paddle in a hot tub, it's at Anime Matsuri.

CON-SLUTS!

 

[Neetorino]

He also suggested that the suit would get SLAPPed down, even though Carano is not filing a fucking defamation case, and SLAPP wouldn't apply.

No incel prude child, he said "slapped down" not "SLAPPed down". You've simply misunderstood his literary lawyerly linguistic genius diarrhea. Enjoy prison winning a kabillion dollars!
At least I'm sure that'll be the cope he trots out now that Andrew Mindset has once again shivved Nick in the back.

 

[AnOminous]

CON-SLUTS!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I8YzI6MhPdw

 

[Strix454]

I don't dispute anything you said, but doing it at an anime con is still no less weird.

My impression was that the last time he was at the con, he quickly got bored with it and spent most of his time there hanging out in bars and other places away from the con with his buddies.

 

[huckbeine]

CON-SLUTS!

whenever I hear con-sluts, I remember Tuna-melt chan

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7n2IZpV3-HE

 

[Captain Manning]

CON-SLUTS!

2022 (pre-appeal loss): Con sluts literally step on Nick. Much merryment is had. Nick is on good terms with lots of people, including EJ. People still optimistic as to Vic's chances.

2023 (post-appeal loss): His table looks like a ghost town. He has no panel. He leaves Anna high and dry to run things. Fractures start to appear in friendships.

2024 (post Vic owing hundreds of thousands of dollars, and Nick further alienating people): ???

I'm just sayin'. I see a definite downward trend here. I think this year might be especially awkward.