Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Chirping Smoke Detector]

He think he will win, but if not, a jury trial could be 'fun'.

He forgot to say that a jury trial would be expensive. Hope it costs a million dollars.

- Nick has NOT heard about Josh's fundraiser. He wished him to make 'a million dollars' then clarifies he was serious--he knows it is a joke. He likes the Farms and Josh, but they do weird things ans he isn't sure if they can be defamed. He doesn't know why he has alienated people who could help.

He's heard about the fundraiser I'm sure. When Nick says "He doesn't know why he has alienated people who could help" he means "I don't know why Josh won't return my messages, I could help him make that million dollars. Nick, you lied directly to Josh about what you said. You also lied about people on the farms touching the cow (you) and when asked for receipts spun the request into Josh being an autistic who desperately needed to ban someone. You are disingenuous and that's why you were "alienated".

- People are mad at him for sharing his opinions about Carano v Disney, so he doesn't like talking about it.

This is like all the drama he doesn't like talking about yet talks about constantly.

 

[WelperHelper99]

heard about the fundraiser I'm sure. When Nick says "He doesn't know why he has alienated people who could help" he means "I don't know why Josh won't return my messages, I could help him make that million dollars. Nick, you lied directly to Josh about what you said. You also lied about people on the farms touching the cow (you) and when asked for receipts spun the request into Josh being an autistic who desperately needed to ban someone. You are disingenuous and that's why you were "alienated".

Lying to Josh was the biggest draw tbh. Nick didn't need to, could have been honest, but no, couldn't even do that.

 

[Honey's Dead]

Its been nearly 9 months since I stopped watching Nicky, I feel I am 100% better for it. Watching his downfall thou is fucking totes hilarious.

I mean he thinks he can win his case? He did call Monty a Pedo no ifs or buts... Is Monty a weirdo? 100%... But Nick thought he was untouchable.

 

[not william stenchever]

Nick thought he was untouchable.

That's what makes Nick setting everything in his life on fire so fascinating to watch. This nigga really thought that because he was in the right place at the right time with the Rittenhouse and Depp trials that he was a shining golden mangod who could do no wrong, with sudden access to excessive funds. He studiously ignored the example of Ralph who fell for the same delusion on a smaller scale, and even has lately forgiven Ralph for the vile shit Ralph said about Nick's wife and children.

Additionally, just like Ralph, Nick desires to be fucked hard in the ass and has developed full blown AIDS.

It's funny.

 

[Honey's Dead]

That's what makes Nick setting everything in his life on fire so fascinating to watch. This nigga really thought that because he was in the right place at the right time with the Rittenhouse and Depp trials that he was a shining golden mangod who could do no wrong, with sudden access to excessive funds. He studiously ignored the example of Ralph who fell for the same delusion on a smaller scale, and even has lately forgiven Ralph for the vile shit Ralph said about Nick's wife and children.

It's funny.

Yeah Josh was great the KF was fun... Nick will never accept responsibly for his actions.

That's why I hope he loses his case with Monty

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

What did Nick say on his Gina Carano stream that got him on this thumbnail?

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LMAO he had to make a powerpoint presentation to explain the case to nick

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Lying to Josh was the biggest draw tbh. Nick didn't need to, could have been honest, but no, couldn't even do that.

Isn’t Nick STILL clinging to the blatantly false claim that he qualified his defamation per se against Monty with “probably”? There’s literal video evidence of exactly what he said, yet that didn’t stop Nick from lying to Josh. That speaks volumes about Rekieta, none of it good.

 

[WelperHelper99]

Isn’t Nick STILL clinging to the blatantly false claim that he qualified his defamation per se against Monty with “probably”? There’s literal video evidence of exactly what he said, yet that didn’t stop Nick from lying to Josh. That speaks volumes about Rekieta, none of it good.

I THINK so but don't quote me. In any case, lying to Josh's face is a good reason we as a site aren't really on his side. You just had to be honest nick. Honest and stop drinking around your kids.

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

ArtTheClown (of psychopathic postings and support for Kelly Long) and EgalitarianBtch (Of shite-smeared arse amd lewd-posting fame) gave gone their separate ways... It seems degeneracy was not enough to keep them together.

Anyone who paid even the smallest bit of attention to the Locals minidramas saw this coming a mile away. Their marriage was a toxic waste dump waiting to catch fire, infecting anyone they could sink their claws into. Degeneracy does not beget a happy marriage.

Nick has NOT heard about Josh's fundraiser.

Lmao.

- People are mad at him for sharing his opinions about Carano v Disney, so he doesn't like talking about it. He wished Gina luck and Disney a million dollars.

I don't think anyone cares about Nick enough at this point to be mad. Just a couple thousand hanger-ons who want the parasocial relationship to persist and a council of kiwis warming their beaks by the trash fire of his career.

I mean he thinks he can win his case? He did call Monty a Pedo no ifs or buts... Is Monty a weirdo? 100%... But Nick thought he was untouchable.

Reminder that the best anyone who actually looks can tell, Monty is literally just a weirdo who made some low budget art movies who also is some kind of conspiracy nut. No underage girl murders, no pedophilia, just a bad reputation because of other opposing conspiracy nuts spinning lies with no substantiation. I hope this doesn't age poorly.

Nick accused a weird, but harmless schizo-boomer of sucking on little boy cocks for what? Because Monty photoshopped his face onto eggs and accused him of being a part of the sweaty sausage squad.

 

[Crocodylus Acutus]

Nick's response to the Kiwifund is exactly what I thought it would be. The paper thin veil of good will he has erected is so fragile, I felt like he was going to break down and scream at the thought of Null making a million dollars.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Nick's response to the Kiwifund is exactly what I thought it would be. The paper thin veil of good will he has erected is so fragile, I felt like he was going to break down and scream at the thought of Null making a million dollars.

I sure hope nobody asks him how his GiveSendGo did in comparison, or why he took it down. Nick might find that awkward to answer.

 

[Roboute Guilliman]

he isn't sure if they can be defamed

I initially posited this and must change my mind, as anything this man says about any case must automatically become suspect and likely the wrong legal take.

 

[Chirping Smoke Detector]

Nick accused a weird, but harmless schizo-boomer of sucking on little boy cocks for what? Because Monty photoshopped his face onto eggs and accused him of being a part of the sweaty sausage squad.

It's all because when Nick got booted from youtube for a few days Monty went on a spree of gloating in Nick's rumble chat and other streamer's chats. Nick started doing the "Montagraph is my ADA sponsored retard" joke and for some reason turned into "Montagraph has always liked sucking little boys cocks."

 

[1 other person]

Isn’t Nick STILL clinging to the blatantly false claim that he qualified his defamation per se against Monty with “probably”? There’s literal video evidence of exactly what he said, yet that didn’t stop Nick from lying to Josh. That speaks volumes about Rekieta, none of it good.

I THINK so but don't quote me. In any case, lying to Josh's face is a good reason we as a site aren't really on his side. You just had to be honest nick. Honest and stop drinking around your kids.

He's still lying about it. Elissa clipped it just last week, and threw in the original statement at the end.

The statement in question:

"Montagraph has always been into sucking, uh, little- little boy cock, which is weird. But that's his thing! Look I'm not here to stop him, I'm just saying he should probably be shot in the fucking head. Montagraph, you're a fucking faggot. Everybody knows you're a faggot. Clip this all you want and sue me if you want, you fucking faggot-child-molesting... fucking faggot. Do that- how about you try that?

I don't care about him."

 

[AnOminous]

Then he fires up the Locals poststream where he seethes and complains some more for the people who did not get their fill of whining.

He now spends more time bitching and complaining about the Farms than law. That and some black comics guy he hates because Diddler Dax told him to for whatever reason, nobody really understands why. Apparently because he wrote a comic while being black.

 

[WelperHelper99]

He's still lying about it. Elissa clipped it just last week, and threw in the original statement at the end.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nkWQ1j42Lv8

The statement in question:

"Montagraph has always been into sucking, uh, little- little boy cock, which is weird. But that's his thing! Look I'm not here to stop him, I'm just saying he should probably be shot in the fucking head. Montagraph, you're a fucking faggot. Everybody knows you're a faggot. Clip this all you want and sue me if you want, you fucking faggot-child-molesting... fucking faggot. Do that- how about you try that?

I don't care about him."

I can see why he's losing his lawsuit. All he has to do is keep his mouth shut, but he too drunk for that.

 

[AnOminous]

I can see why he's losing his lawsuit. All he has to do is keep his mouth shut, but he too drunk for that.

As Ron White said: "I had the right to remain silent. But I didn't have the ability."

 

[WelperHelper99]

As Ron White said: "I had the right to remain silent. But I didn't have the ability."

That would require nick putting down the whiskey first and being decisive with his words

 

[John Andrews Stan]

He's still lying about it. Elissa clipped it just last week, and threw in the original statement at the end.

Add this to the long list of things I really hope no one ever asks him during a stream. Nick might find it a tad uncomfortable.

 

[AltisticRight]

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LMAO he had to make a powerpoint presentation to explain the case to nick

I. Am not. Anti-slapping. Incel. Prude.
I. Let another. Man. Slap. My ass. In. The. Hot tub.
He. Did so. Multiple times.
I. Will. Let him. Do. It. Again.
Just. To. Make you. Mad.
It. Was. Funny.
I hope. You. Make. A million. Dollars.