Margaret Pless / idlediletante / Stan - Official Kiwi Farms Advertiser and Enthusiast Who Has Proudly Eaten Ass. Now Posting Her Tits to Own the Troons!

[AgendaPoster]

Gay bowel disease wasn't a hysterical fantasy of weird Christian busybodies

Maybe you ain't that bad pickle man

 

[Begemot]

Fat chicks are willing to eat anything

Should I make @Stan into my concubine?

 

[Stan]

Better hope you catch it early though, because once you get the IRL brainworms even surgery can't fix it, the only release is death.
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By this logic one should never eat meat because you might get mad cow disease.

Idk maybe it’s because I’m a new parent but you end up seeing some shit (pun intended) and often as not your offspring are gross and dirty and you still love them and care for them anyway.

But also, don’t go down on someone whose privates are lousy with pin worms, STIs, or brain-eating nematodes!

He said parasites, not just worms.

Worms are less of a problem in the developed world than microbes. Killing microbes involves strong antibacterial or antiviral drugs that wipe out your gut biome and it takes weeks or months to recover. In the meanwhile you're shitting rice pudding.

Any kind of anal sex is a significant risk to catching one of these parasites. Gay bowel disease wasn't a hysterical fantasy of weird Christian busybodies. It was (and continues to be) a real phenomenon, backed up by data.

An individual of any sex who doesn't bang anything that moves and takes reasonable precautions is probably fine to engage in these riskier acts.

But that doesn't mean the risk is imaginary or that people are prudish for going "eww gross, can't you catch something?". Well yes, yes you can.

It's the kind of thing that, if you're going to engage in it in a safer way, you just quietly keep it to yourself.

Idk KF is probably the wrong place to announce your love of eating ass. Maybe like a juggalo forum or something would've been better.

Imagine being this tiresome and pedantic… challenge level, impossible.

 

[LurkTrawl]

By this logic one should never eat meat because you might get mad cow disease.

It's more along the same lines of why cannibalism is wrong even if you don't catch kuru.

 

[Afinepickle]

Why the actual fuck do you care so much if a bunch of randos on the internet think your ass fetish is gross?

 

[Stan]

It's more along the same lines of why cannibalism is wrong even if you don't catch kuru.

“Ass eating is as bad as, or worse than cannibalism.”

Why the actual fuck do you care so much if a bunch of randos on the internet think your ass fetish is gross?

^ because I get over the top replies like the one above and those are kind of funny

 

[Begemot]

“Ass eating is as bad as, or worse than cannibalism.”

^ because I get over the top replies like the one above and those are kind of funny

Or maybe this is a facile attempt at gaining suitors for a sickening polycule, huh, cutie?

 

[LurkTrawl]

“Ass eating is as bad as, or worse than cannibalism.”

I didn't say that or even hint at that.

 

[Stan]

I didn't say that or even hint at that.

It implies that you think ass-eating is a taboo akin to cannibalism because you're comparing the two.
Anyway, I got some other pretty funny ones too, like "I'd rather die than eat ass", - Sparkling Yuzu

 

[Gremperor]

Should I make @Stan into my concubine?

She clearly likes race play from the fetishistic way she talks about jews but can you fulfill her scat fetish as well?

 

[LurkTrawl]

It implies that you think ass-eating is a taboo akin to cannibalism because you're comparing the two.

It objectively is, though.

The comparison stems from the logic that "it's sanitary and safe, therefore it doesn't deserve the taboo status around it" is somehow on itself a valid argument for something that is taboo, being not considered as such. As if medical safety is the only issue with tounge-punching fart boxes.

Cannibalism doesn't have to be an equivalently shocking act for the same logic to apply to it.

 

[Lemmingwiser]

It objectively is, though.

The comparison stems from the logic that "it's sanitary and safe, therefore it doesn't deserve the taboo status around it" is somehow on itself a valid argument for something that is taboo, being not considered as such. As if medical safety is the only issue with tounge-punching fart boxes.

Cannibalism doesn't have to be an equivalently shocking act for the same logic to apply to it.

They may be comparable, but of the two, it's cannibalism that is more taboo.

There used to be a various dutch tv show that were about highlighting and breaking taboos. Both topics came by and both were controversial. But in order to be controversial, they used a not very invasive procedure to get some meat from both of the presenters thighs, which were then cooked and eaten in a solemn sterile kitchen. In order for asslicking to reach the same level of controversy they found a guy that made desserts in his own ass by pouring custard and whipped cream into it and then eating it out of the source with a spoon.

 

[LurkTrawl]

They may be comparable, but of the two, it's cannibalism that is more taboo.

I know, I'm pretty sure most people do.

Which is the point really of using it as an example of how that logic doesn't work. Unless you're one of what I can only imagine is a vanishingly small minority of people who would unironically say there's nothing wrong with eating a body if the person beforehand gave the ok, medical testing somehow eliminated risk from the process, and the person(s) doing it are also doing so voluntarily.

 

[Stan]

It objectively is, though.

Ok so why did you say my paraphrase was incorrect?

As if medical safety is the only issue with tounge-punching fart boxes.

Cannibalism doesn't have to be an equivalently shocking act for the same logic to apply to it.

REVISED: "Ass-eating is a shocking taboo as bad as, or even worse than cannibalism for reasons that have nothing to do with safety concerns." Ok so why concern troll about the safety concerns when your real issue is that you think ass-eating makes God cry? (fwiw, it doesn't, so long as you're a True and Honest Straight.)

@Lemmingwiser why are you still here

 

[RichardMongler]

why are you still here

I'd like to ask you the same question.

?? I guess this would be a great insult if it had any basis in truth.

Didn't you recount your anecdotes about getting painfully porked in your shitter and performing anilingus, both times entirely unprompted? No one's compelling you to share this but you. I ain't no prude, but c'mon. Stop acting like that you didn't poke the nest willingly.

 

[The Cheese Aisle]

I saw Maggie’s thread at the top of the sub forum and got excited wondering what new shenanigans she got up to. Instead, I’m treated to a page of Stan’s fanny fetish. Oh well, a win is a win.

Edit: WAIT BITCH IM FUCKING RETARDED STAN IS MAGGIE?! I only knew that pfp from Beauty Parlor conversations holy shit. I’m glad you fully embraced your autism Mags

 

[Stan]

I'd like to ask you the same question.

And I'd like Lemmingwiser to kill himself, like I told him to do a couple months back in Deep Thoughts, but none of us are getting what we want here.

I saw Maggie’s thread at the top of the sub forum and got excited wondering what new shenanigans she got up to. Instead, I’m treated to a page of Stan’s fanny fetish. Oh well, a win is a win.

User name checks out ig

 

[Lemmingwiser]

@Lemmingwiser why are you still here

Because you failed to run me over with your car.

 

[LurkTrawl]

Ok so why did you say my paraphrase was incorrect?

Because I didn't equivocate the two as equally severe.

REVISED: "Ass-eating is a shocking taboo as bad as, or even worse than cannibalism for reasons that have nothing to do with safety concerns." Ok so why concern troll about the safety concerns when your real issue is that you think ass-eating makes God cry? (fwiw, it doesn't, so long as you're a True and Honest Straight.)

It is a safety concern for sure. It's also a humiliating and degrading interpersonal act often used as an insult.

I'm curious as to why you keep reiterating that it's as bad as cannibalism, as if you think the same logic you use to justify viewing ass-eating as a normal sexual activity doesn't also justify it as I said above. Also implying that you'd decline an offer of voluntary cannibalism as it's taboo, but not eating ass.

 

[Stan]

It is a safety concern for sure. It's also a humiliating and degrading interpersonal act often used as an insult.

OK but that's all true of BJs and I don't see you recoiling in horror over those.

I'm curious as to why you keep reiterating that it's as bad as cannibalism, as if you think the same logic you use to justify viewing ass-eating as a normal sexual activity doesn't also justify it as I said above. Also implying that you'd decline an offer of voluntary cannibalism as it's taboo, but not eating ass.

I'm paraphrasing what you said so that you understand that if we pare down the extraneous words, what you're saying is fucking ridiculous.

So far, I've got
"Ass eating is a humiliating and degrading act and the people who do it are morally equivalent to cannibals."

And I just find this very funny because I think men are happy to do anal if they get to be the one on top.