Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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I’ll never understand the logic of A-logs.
I didn't address it in my original reply to that poster, but he talked about the need to "one-up" Cobra on all of the points you just listed.

Like bro, if you are even considering yourself as being in the running with Cobra, at all, for any of those things you've already lost.

Alright enough hay has been made about Redditniggers, its annoying people and I digress
 
Better not be emailing me BOY!

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Much like how hoax calls will ensure the EMT’s will take their sweet ass time if he ever has a real emergency all these open letter to Clint will achieve is that if ever there is a real reason to contact Clint about Josh’s wellbeing he’ll just autofilter the email and never read it. Better not be crying wolf, BOY! Though, it’s clearly a transparent way to just send porn of his fling to his dad under the guise of a concerned onlooker
 
Just noticed what he actually posted “Hoping he can step in and pull us out of these dark times”
This is the most eventful things have been in fucking AGES! This is what gets me about these fuckers as soon as anything happens they want to put a stop to it and then they’ll turn around and be like “duuuhhh cobras content fucking sucks now he doesn’t do anything besides sit in his apartment and read chat” like no fucking shit all you fuckers have ensured it’s the only thing he CAN do. They can’t even let him fucking livestream without discouraging him from going live with constant police or doordashers interrupting and then they’ll be like “buuhhh why don’t cobra go live anymore?!” Genuinely hope the sub gets nuked
 
Just noticed what he actually posted “Hoping he can step in and pull us out of these dark times”
This is the most eventful things have been in fucking AGES! This is what gets me about these fuckers as soon as anything happens they want to put a stop to it and then they’ll turn around and be like “duuuhhh cobras content fucking sucks now he doesn’t do anything besides sit in his apartment and read chat” like no fucking shit all you fuckers have ensured it’s the only thing he CAN do. They can’t even let him fucking livestream without discouraging him from going live with constant police or doordashers interrupting and then they’ll be like “buuhhh why don’t cobra go live anymore?!” Genuinely hope the sub gets nuked

This line of thinking is something I will never understand. Like, congrats on cucking yourself out of new milk, I guess? It’s similar to when fat twitter gorlword a-logs trampled over one another, practically frothing at the mouth hitting the youtube report button to get Chantal’s channel nuked, which they did–and the result was a complete dry spell of content and entertainment until she was unbanned.
 
It appears that the stream with the over the shorts hand job was removed by youtube for TOS
View attachment 5725152 (sorry having issues uploading images at the moment).

The rest of the videos were removed by uploader. He may not be able to stream for the next week (or longer) depending on if he had any strikes recently.

Credit to JessicaMessica in here community post: https://www.youtube.com/post/UgkxUOZNE_T0820fxuamXqfqE4qpSweTAeZE
There's a reddit fag somewhere crying out in ecstasy that he's dealt a blow to the channel by sending in reports which flags the TOS violation, not understanding that we're now deprived of livestreams for a week which is where the actual fucking content comes from. These two could have some knock down, drag out retard fight over something as simple as pork rinds, it could be one of those drunken streams of glory where everything goes wrong but we'll just never know now if that happens or not.

The best punishment you could ever give this guy is to just let him be smug and do nothing, because he'll hoist himself up by his own petard immediately after and completely deny any responsibility for his own actions. I know that some of these reddit homos have a tenuous grasp on patience at best but it's the entire reason why there are these golden lolcow arcs of yesteryear that have never happened again.
 
did this retard redditor take a screen shot of his monitor with his phone? reddit really isnt sending their best.
They did. That is their best.

I hope she goes home soon so she can hook up with Bossmanjack. He like saggy MILF titties, loves weed, and is only like a 2 hour drive. That would be a crack stream for the ages.
 
I hope she goes home soon so she can up with Bossmanjack.
The crack baby born of this coupling would usher in a new era of content—a lolcalf born of two druggie retards in the chosen land of the cows. Or BMJ would spike that little nigga like a football the first time changing a diaper disrupted a nine hour gamba sesh.
 
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A not so insignificant number of troles are actually more regarded than Josh.

Two regarded alcoholics bumping uglies is not some kind of apocalyptic event that need to be prevented at all cost. Literally no one outside of Reddit gives a shit. Not Clint, not the cops, not youtube. No one.

You have to be a special kind of sheltered regard to think that anyone wants to get involved in the sexual lives of two unwashed bums.
 
Cobes is acting like someone who got his first piece of ass and is wrapped around her finger. He's a 30+ year old man with the body of a 70 year old vietnam vet paried with the mind of a drunk retarded 12 year old.

Is this swamp whore good for him? No

Does he know? Probably but he's getting that good Wendy's pussy with extra dipping sauce

Does Clint know how fucked this is? Of course but he knows telling his retarded son to stop fucking the schizophrenic whore won't work. He tells him not to blow a load into her and next thing we know she is walking around with a creampie seeping through her leggings.

Is the content better? It was for the first couple of days but now it's basically a spastic tard dancin stream while Cobes watches drunk in the background getting molested between songs.

I get what that stupid reddit shithead was thinking sending an email, but did he really think any of this would be stopped?

This is bascially the making of 'I Am Sam: Part Duex'
 
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