Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

When will Jack drop dead?

  • February-March 2024

    Votes: 6 0.4%
  • April-May 2024

    Votes: 6 0.4%
  • June-July 2024

    Votes: 18 1.3%
  • August-September 2024

    Votes: 34 2.5%
  • October-November 2024

    Votes: 37 2.7%
  • December 2024

    Votes: 44 3.2%
  • Sometime in 2025

    Votes: 258 18.6%
  • Sometime in 2026

    Votes: 195 14.1%
  • Jack lives forever. The Wendigo Must Consoom

    Votes: 787 56.8%

  • Total voters
    1,385
Jack’s a big boy, guys. The last thing he needs is people lecturing him over his diet!

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Jack is currently doing a live "F As In Frank" where he is ranting about politics and conspiracy theories to some tweaker looking dude with ear gauges.

I've been out of the loop with Ja/ck/ for a while. While I'm frankly astonished he's still alive, that droopy eyelid on one side is a dead giveaway that he's had yet another stroke, hasn't he? What dark necrotic curse is keeping his shambling form waddling on this world?
 
I've been out of the loop with Ja/ck/ for a while. While I'm frankly astonished he's still alive, that droopy eyelid on one side is a dead giveaway that he's had yet another stroke, hasn't he? What dark necrotic curse is keeping his shambling form waddling on this world?
That droopy eyelid is no new thing, and in fact, he did have another stroke a year or so back and spent some time in a home for it.

Despite this, he decided recently that a diet of nothing but red meat and bacon and cheese is a good idea, because he's a fucking idiot.
 
Incoming Stroke for this incredibly stupid fucker.
I hope Jack never dies, just keeps having more strokes and losing more functions. I hope in two years we have a Cooking with Jack episode where Tammy does absolutely everything while Jack sits in the corner and blows snot bubbles and drools on his bib as he watches the juicy meats being prepared. I hope we get to see Jack unnaturally lunge his head forward like a baby bird, tongue-shovel extended, as Tammy stuffs SHUGAR-coated pulporks in his face.
 
Ok, we've got lots of stupid-isms from Fatty over the past day.

Not sure wtf Fatty is talking about... but yeah there's cocktails involving whiskey and milk. Fucking idiot.
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No... it is not the equivalent of lets do lunch. If anything it's kind of the opposite.
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I wonder what Fatty listens to... he linked his playlist.
It's a playlist of 480 tracks of boomer tunes from the 80s
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Fatty now can't schedule or figure out a platform
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Yep, Russia is our friend.
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Just don't believe anything unless it comes from the most reliable source, tiktok
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Ah yes, a retired band coming back to drop a single track... yep that's totally a return of rock music somehow.
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Jack is currently doing a live "F As In Frank" where he is ranting about politics and conspiracy theories to some tweaker looking dude with ear gauges.

I'm three minutes into this meeting of minds and Jack has already excreted a mountain of bullshit.

- He claims his biggest problem with carnivore is that people keep saying his diet of raw sewage isn't carnivore
- His weight, blood pressure and SHUGAR are all down
- He doesn't eat the slop he films for his channel
- Jack knows what's CARNIVOAR and NOT CARNIVOR, OK mom? Like he can't figger out what MEAT, EGG and CHEESE is!
- You people should stop being stupid
- All his critics talk like HURR DURR UGHH

The next time this fuckface flops over it's going to register on the Richter scale.
 
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Honestly this is what good trolling looks like, it's especially funny coming from an older couple. It was harmless, wholesome, and a good parody as well.
The usual trolling nowadays is just sick, from harassment, calling up family/friends, their employers, to downright crimes such as swatting, taking out loans and hacking financial-related accounts. None of this is funny. It's just tryhard pathetic faggotry.
 
Ok, we've got lots of stupid-isms from Fatty over the past day.

Not sure wtf Fatty is talking about... but yeah there's cocktails involving whiskey and milk. Fucking idiot.
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No... it is not the equivalent of lets do lunch. If anything it's kind of the opposite.
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I wonder what Fatty listens to... he linked his playlist.
It's a playlist of 480 tracks of boomer tunes from the 80s
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Fatty now can't schedule or figure out a platform
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Yep, Russia is our friend.
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Just don't believe anything unless it comes from the most reliable source, tiktok
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Ah yes, a retired band coming back to drop a single track... yep that's totally a return of rock music somehow.
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He's going pretty hard on the derp. Something must have set him off.
 
I think it's that she doesn't like spicy but will eat it. After all otherwise it means he ate both pizzas himself.


I don't know but the idea of "gas station food" is kinda alien to me. I get it if you're on the road stop off for gas and need something to eat then sure. But to deliberately go to a gas station to order food? At that point you really need to ask yourself where your life is going. There has to be better places around where you can get some cheap pizza.
Honestly some gas station chains do have a pretty decent selection of food that's done well. Wawa for example has a good selection of sandwiches that I'd consider worth going to if I'm in the mood for a hoagie or melt.

I wouldn't get a pizza from them though, since you need a specific set-up that is a bitch to do if you didn't build it with an oven in mind. It's going to likely suck.

But then this fat retard unerringly picks the shittiest places to ooze into for his pathetic tax write off gluttonyfests. It's like a sixth sense honestly.
I'm three minutes into this meeting of minds and Jack has already excreted a mountain of bullshit.

- He claims his biggest problem with carnivore is that people keep saying his diet of raw sewage isn't carnivore
- His weight, blood pressure and SHUGAR are all down
- He doesn't eat the slop he films for his channel
- Jack knows what's CARNIVOAR and NOT CARNIVOR, OK mom? Like he can't figger out what MEAT, EGG and CHEESE is!
- You people should stop being stupid
- All his critics talk like HURR DURR UGHH

The next time this fuckface flops over it's going to register on the Richter scale.
He can lie about not eating that shit all he wants, but it doesn't matter given how we also have decisive proof he hides what he eats when he needs to lie about dieting. Sanford and the crack chicken closet incident comes to mind. Fried okra on Fat on the Go being for his order specifically, and ordering two pizzas also is telling.

Also yes, you can happily have ground meat, cheese, eggs, and dairy if you're careful with it. It's supposed to slowly roll in after you cut to only meat cuts for a few weeks, and you have to balance out the right mix. Also ground should be what you make, since you can control what goes in it.

Either way, it's hilarious he's so desperate to sell this lie; it's actually amazing how fuckawful he is at lying, especially since his mental illness COMPELLS him to lie over being honest. But then what should I expect: this fucking retard couldn't even learn what a soup or stew is after decades of cooking.
 
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