Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Uber driver reviewer]

Is Jack entering his “downward depressive spiral” arc? Has he completely given up on life and become lost in delusional fantasies of civil war and the prepper apocalypse?


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He’s been cope posting about tax filing extension and shit on his Facebook group. He’s never talked about taxes at all before except whinging that tax dollars are getting redistributed to brown people. This is the first instance that I can think of where he cries about what he owes or when he owes. (Common thought is that they formerly had paid little to no taxes by using Jack’s media empire as a tax shield ).

I think they might have boofed the home sale/purchase, and are looking at a huge tax bill. It makes sense as we have see the “Junior’s” property have some not insignificant title changes since they moved in. Especially so that they almost certainly would need to show that income / assets as their own in order to qualify for LOAN GUY’s financing. But that alone might put them under serious tax exposure if they didn’t roll a windfall right into the new house the right way.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

So, maybe you guys can explain it to me because I have had 4 strokes but, if Tammy doesn't eat spicy food. Why get a jalapeno pizza? Then jalapenos on the loaded?

I think it's that she doesn't like spicy but will eat it. After all otherwise it means he ate both pizzas himself.

For gas station pizza, most is crap, but Casey's is surprisingly good, probably because they actually make it fresh vs sticking something frozen in an oven and then sticking it under a heat lamp. Kwik Trip is also pretty solid, but those are like small grocery stores inside.

I don't know but the idea of "gas station food" is kinda alien to me. I get it if you're on the road stop off for gas and need something to eat then sure. But to deliberately go to a gas station to order food? At that point you really need to ask yourself where your life is going. There has to be better places around where you can get some cheap pizza.

 

[Tiresome]

This guy is named Chad Knudson

Prospering Grounds is thattaway, bud

 

[Marc]

I don't believe for a second this fat cunt is only 266 pounds. Is his gut caught on the sink or something when weighing himself?

As others have pointed out; Jack can’t stand on his bathroom scale. My suspicion is that the plateau’d weight readings are from leaving the scooter parked on the scale while he diarrheas all over himself in the bathtub and cries blood out of the one eye.

 

[EatBeforeYouEat]

As others have pointed out; Jack can’t stand on his bathroom scale. My suspicion is that the plateau’d weight readings are from leaving the scooter parked on the scale while he diarrheas all over himself in the bathtub and cries blood out of the one eye.

Maybe its a cognitive bias since this retard has been boasting about eating whole rotisserie chickens for one meal on his current diet, but I felt that he looked fatter than ever in his triple cheeseburger monstrosity video.

 

[lindsayfan]

if you've ever been poor-ish in the south you know the super-christian HUNT BROS aka "jesus pizza" is surprisingly good when it hasn't been under the heat lamp 6 hours. i don't know about tennessee but down in the deep south there's also gas station fried chicken that kicks ass-- if you're on a road trip and see a place selling Krispy Krunchy, stop and get it. gas station food obviously isn't healthy and these days it's gotten too expensive, like everything else, but depending on your background there's nothing weird or exotic about getting a meal at a gas station. in a lot of rural areas and dying small towns (places with just a church and a railroad crossing) options for food are very limited.

besides general quality of ingredients the issue with gas station pizza tends to be the crust, which is kind of a stiff, grease-soaked cracker, as you can see in the first pizza in jack's videos. it has nothing in common with normal pizza crust, whereas hunt brothers have, through the power of christ, figured out how to do a somewhat more normal type of crust. they also have (or at least used to have) scripture all over their boxes, which i would have expected jack to mention.

there's places that have whole soul food kitchens (of varying quality) or homemade indian food-- not chain eateries, just someone's sibling or whatever has a deal with the owner of the station to make/sell food out of it, since the permits are likely pre-existing vs. trying to set up and operate a whole dedicated storefront.

i enjoyed that the sign said "QUIKE STOP." get all you needs.

 

[FatJacksFatAssTongue]

Speaking of not being able to afford shit
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Don't waste you money on a $3500 MACKBOOK or $1400 on a fifty dollar mutt.

 

[I am Jack's dead arm]

I think it's that she doesn't like spicy but will eat it. After all otherwise it means he ate both pizzas himself.


I don't know but the idea of "gas station food" is kinda alien to me. I get it if you're on the road stop off for gas and need something to eat then sure. But to deliberately go to a gas station to order food? At that point you really need to ask yourself where your life is going. There has to be better places around where you can get some cheap pizza.

For me it mostly boils down to location. I've lived in some shitty neighborhoods that are "food deserts" and the only option are gas stations or bodegas, or worked in "nice" suburbs but not having a car, so you gotta go with whatever is close by for lunch.

 

[Remember to dilate]

Looks like Jr is just as scummy to his mommy wife on Valentine's Day as jack. Really putting it to the man by not giving a shit about your wife. I wish I was as cool as jr.

 

[AnOminous]

Valentine's Day is a scam, but damn dude, at least go to 800 Flowers and cough up $20 for a couple of roses and some chocolates. Dude literally throws away thousands of dollars a year on Chineseium shit that he uses once.

He can't afford it. He has no job. He'd have to spend some of Tammy's money to buy it for her and that would take away from the money Tammy gives him like a retarded kid to buy junk food.

Soon after beginning elementary school in Bloomington Minnesota, Chad is taken on a trip to DisneyLand by his grandfather. On the return trip, they come to the traffic light at the crossroads near Joliet Prison in Illinois. According to Chad while waiting for the light to turn green, his grandfather points out the prison and says:

“You see that? That’s a prison. One day, you’ll be in one of those.”

That's some pretty harsh shit from your own grandfather when you're just a kid.

Sanest member of Jack's ex-murder church.

Here is a video of a guy trying to get his pizza under a dollar.

I've done these. They're actually pretty good. It's hard to get them under a dollar now, and I usually go for better mozzarella, but $2-3 is easy. Jack is such a fat retard he'd probably consider that "burned."

there's places that have whole soul food kitchens (of varying quality) or homemade indian food-- not chain eateries, just someone's sibling or whatever has a deal with the owner of the station to make/sell food out of it, since the permits are likely pre-existing vs. trying to set up and operate a whole dedicated storefront.

I knew a dude who ran a convenience store like that and his parents had a restaurant, so he had about two or three simple curries he made in the kitchen. They were really, really good. I also just started eating at his parents' restaurant so it was good business in all respects.

It seems every town also has a couple little bodegas where they make food in the back, and it's usually a simple dish like rice, beans, maybe another protein, maybe a sauce, but is usually much better than it has any business being for the price.

I think they might have boofed the home sale/purchase, and are looking at a huge tax bill. It makes sense as we have see the “Junior’s” property have some not insignificant title changes since they moved in. Especially so that they almost certainly would need to show that income / assets as their own in order to qualify for LOAN GUY’s financing. But that alone might put them under serious tax exposure if they didn’t roll a windfall right into the new house the right way.

Or they may have finally been told that Jack's "businesses" are fake bullshit and he can't keep deducting all his expenses because he isn't operating at a profit and has no reasonable expectation of ever turning a profit again for lazy ass Fat on the Go videos that just involve buying food and saying "MEAT GUD" like a retard.

So, maybe you guys can explain it to me because I have had 4 strokes but, if Tammy doesn't eat spicy food. Why get a jalapeno pizza? Then jalapenos on the loaded?

Jack is such a complete asshole he spitefully puts spicy ingredients on the food Tammy pays for so that she can't eat it.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

For me it mostly boils down to location. I've lived in some shitty neighborhoods that are "food deserts" and the only option are gas stations or bodegas, or worked in "nice" suburbs but not having a car, so you gotta go with whatever is close by for lunch.

In that sense I can understand but Fatty has Hammy to drive him and these people will literally drive hours to get to a place that does keto cookies. I have never in my life driven that far, wasted all that gas just to sample something. If I'm driving out there it's because that's my destination, I'm spending time there and I'll give that place a try.

Fatty has loads of places to choose from but goes to a gas station to get pizza. There's something wrong with that picture and we all know it's him.

Meanwhile Hammy is praying that this is the food that finally kills him.

Looks like Jr is just as scummy to his mommy wife on Valentine's Day as jack. Really putting it to the man by not giving a shit about your wife. I wish I was as cool as jr.
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Yes treat your woman right the year round but that doesn't mean you don't do something special for Valentine's day. But we all know why Jr doesn't want to buy Hammy Jr some flowers or chocolate. He's saving his money for taking the boys from the church on a camping trip where they all sleep in the same tent and in the same sleeping bag.

 

[TheMovieGuy]

The comments on Jack's videos are always more entertaining than his actual videos.

 

[AnOminous]

Yes treat your woman right the year round but that doesn't mean you don't do something special for Valentine's day. But we all know why Jr doesn't want to buy Hammy Jr some flowers or chocolate. He's saving his money for taking the boys from the church on a camping trip where they all sleep in the same tent and in the same sleeping bag.

The whole Scalfatty clan is a bunch of shitty, trashy wiggers, other than the one he tried to murder.

 

[fag0rz]

Looks like Jr is just as scummy to his mommy wife on Valentine's Day as jack. Really putting it to the man by not giving a shit about your wife. I wish I was as cool as jr.
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I'll say it again, "gucci.goombah" is the most faggoty username ever.

And where the fuck is this, Virginia Beach? It's the ideal destination for people who are fat, white, dumb as shit, and not rich enough to go anywhere else.

 

[Super Hans v2]

In that sense I can understand but Fatty has Hammy to drive him and these people will literally drive hours to get to a place that does keto cookies. I have never in my life driven that far, wasted all that gas just to sample something. If I'm driving out there it's because that's my destination, I'm spending time there and I'll give that place a try.

You're right, it doesn't make sense to drive that far to just spend a half hour at a bakery, but TamHam drove him there so Jack could get his ass slammed.

 

[semitooth]

no
fucking
way

 

[._.]

It was still a retarded take as his only takeaway was, "more toppings is better".

No word on the quality of the cheese. Or how much sauce. Or what tomatoes they use etc. No just, "this one has the most stuff so it's gud"!

Its funny because just theother day I was recommended some video on my youtube frontpage (I guess because I watch Mythical Morning and the Kitchen one) of I believe MatPat of Game Theories having a food channel--and he did a pizza wars where he actually gets autistic and does this. He measures out a bunch of different large pizzas from different chains and tries to determine which is the best value, he factors in amounts of toppings, really gets kinda stupid about it.

One thing he says is that if you order a pizza with toppings, they give you like half the cheese and dont add too many toppings because theyre trying to be consistent and maintain consistency in how the pizza eats, i.e if you pile it with toppings, it will get soggy and not cook right, it will slide apart, be too greasy and stuff.

Which reminded me that funnily, hes already shown that. He went to a pizza buffet or maybe a build your own pizza place, and he put literally pretty close to every single topping on it, and it was basically one of his 'keto' dishes in that it became a bowl of shit, just hilariously vile.

I forgot to post links. I think this is the Jack video where he makes this retarded big pizza, I remember people mocking him for the stupid thumbnail although I think I only watched it through a clip or something.

lol I was clicking through the video and found a good time stamp. In the video he goes 'What is that? Yeah, sure, lets do all of it. Sure give me somma that, that, lets see is there anything I wont eat?"

No, Jack, there isnt. This video is kinda great, like a minute later at 4:30, Jack is just recording people and points at someone and goes 'Oh, over there is..... Tammys cousin. and aunt, and other cousin. And they live a block away from us and they NEVER visit.' And he makes some comment to Tammy like, you (maybe he says we, as in proximity) were their closest family and they NEVER visit. Damn, Jack I wonder why?

 

[AnOminous]

I think he put like pickled peppers, pickled jalapenos, 4 cheese, BBQ ribs, pulled pork, pepperoni, sausage, ham, bacon, black olives, mushrooms, just fucking hilariously vile.

This was definitely my primary vice when I first started doing pizzas. Sometimes less is more.

Some outlets do just absolutely gyp you on toppings, though. Pizza Hut would be an example. For some reason they have these specials where they have low priced pizzas and the toppings are barely visible. It's like they don't understand the whole point of these is to get people to buy your product who ordinarily don't, and if you utterly jew them they're not coming back.

 

[lindsayfan]

no
fucking
way

we are being PANDERED TO... but actually i find it kinda touching. what a couple of sweeties

 

[EatYourVeggies]

Best wishes, Rob, from the kiwis here on the "deep dark web"