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Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental
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biggacracka
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Better not lie about being carnivore, BOY
Wait, wrong cow
That's it, carnivore is over.
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Only Jack could fail a diet whose sole requirement is to consoom nothing but meat.
topshrek
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Will you follow General Scalfani as he valiantly rides into battle on his scootypuff, patriots?
Something tells me a guy that can't even stand up in his videos without propping his gunt against the kitchen counter won't be fighting for anything anytime soon
As a side note, I hate his shitty boomer bitmoji reactions so much. The way he gayly waves his gimp arm in the air as he shouts his 45IQ takes to the uncaring masses like he just cracked the Da Vinci Code, he can't stroke out again soon enough
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Keto does involve eating vegetables, you just have to cut out the ones that have high amounts of carbohydrates. So leafy greens are good. The issue is that jack is a fat faggot that want's to shove meat and cheese down his gullet. He's just looking for an excuse to do that and that's why he's going on these diets despite not actually following through on them.
Jack wouldn't have even made it into Macnamara's Morons, what the fuck is he on about, is he going to be a GODWARRIOR or PRAYER PATRIOT?
This fucker bitches if best buy doesn't have the right color notebook he neeeeeeds.
This fucker bitches if best buy doesn't have the right color notebook he neeeeeeds.
smug comporon
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I don't believe for a second this fat cunt is only 266 pounds. Is his gut caught on the sink or something when weighing himself?
Hungry Homeless Handjob
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Is Jack entering his “downward depressive spiral” arc? Has he completely given up on life and become lost in delusional fantasies of civil war and the prepper apocalypse?
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Nah, that reads more as "Disinterested Copium", attempting to have a "Eh its nothing special" claim when its a fucking flop.
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There's a reason I didn't shit on the terrible burger he made as not being carnivore, while I did with his "fat retard sucks down pounds of sugar meat" videos. It counts as long as its animal product, though the diet itself is supposed to start with what is supposed to be called the Lion's Diet. Basically it's supposed to be pure cuts of meat for the initial set, and then from there you customize for the macros you need.
Since the horrible raw burger on cheesy nuggies did not visibly have any of his sugar rubs, I went with it being genuine.
Also GG Jack, you broke your diet in a way you will never be able to pathologically lie your way out of. Even without the breading, the sauce and any veg toppings makes this an instant fail. But then again, he's failed since January 4th with the Okra.
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I mean, predictably he'll claim he scraped the meat and cheese off, and he's going to pretend the sauce that inevitably sticks to the toppings doesn't count (just like all those sugar rubs that he calls "seasoning"). It looks like only one of the pizzas has green peppers, so I presume that's Tammy's, the other pizza looks like it has sausage and bacon on it.
He's been cheating all along, but that's nothing new. The really blatant example was the okra, which he had absolutely no way to justify (so he had to pretend it wasn't his).
Now, whether anyone is going to believe him when he says that he didn't eat the bread, that's a different question entirely.
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Even if he were going to just eat the meat and cheese and somehow scrape 100% of the sauce off so it was carnivore (lol we know that ain't happening but bear with me), you can't have a "pizza war" and compare different pizzas if you are excluding the crust and sauce
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We're both talking about the guy who has previously rated pizzas by scraping the toppings off and weighing them, right?
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Couldn't even make it 1 month. Should have known based on what happened with profile by Sanford. I mean, does he really need to review gas station pizzas for the 100th time? Nope, these videos are just an excuse to eat shit food.
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Apparently the Hammy money stream is drying up and this is all he can afford now.
And he's still obsessed with calling everything a "war." A war involves actual combatants. There is nobody fighting here. There is just a fat fuck eating pizza.
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Personally, I like to refer to it as a verbal tic; he's basically so fucking retarded and braindead that it's like an instinctual noise he gurgles out as a signal for food, with no understanding of what it even is. Yes, I think there are animals that are more sapient than he is at this point.
Originally I think he used this as an attempt to game the algorithm, since I think his shitty food wars used to do better than his Fats on the Go back before he cried on national TV. But nahh, it's just an instinctual call for cheesy bread in grease now.
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He can't even go to the store to get a gift. He is also physically unable to hug her.
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I think this pissed Rob off and he let the mask slip just a little.