Orbiter "Flutter" / "Egg" / "Cabbage Patch" / "Meryl" / "Food Lion lady" - Modern Christory's biggest mystery

[FedPostalService]

Come on, finding out Cabbage's identity is super easy. We just need someone to get hired by the airport, climb the management ladder and get the flight manifest from that day Chris picked her up. Easy.

This made me laugh out loud in real life. Then I realised actual Redditors would be doing this and laughed some more.

 

[King Kiwi]

I promise you the mystery is probably more interesting than the actual discovery.

 

[Forest Portal Triumph 747]

Her energy and enthusiasm weren't on the high end side, this is true.

anyone who understands how women behave when they are around men they are fucking on the downlow, knows this: that they don't make it look too obvious that they're screwing behind closed doors

Chris CHAD has also learned how to play it cool on the streets while ravaging Finnish puss under the sheets

 

[King Kiwi]

anyone who understands how women behave when they are around men they are fucking on the downlow is that they don't make it look too obvious that they're screwing behind closed doors

Chris CHAD has also learned how to play it cool on the streets while ravaging Finnish puss under the sheets

I suppose cabbage could be in Mexico right now, if that's the case.

 

[Tetragrammaton]

so i know people have been speculating that shes finnish but what if shes actually just amish or one of those connecting religions. the theory is filled with holes but i could see it being a thing .

if flutter is from one of the religions which frown upon constant technology use she would have no real knowledge of who chris is and its possible she started writing chris letters in jail not as part of any praetor scheme but because of some charity thing where her church wrote letters to people in jail and chris just so happened to get the letter from flutter and they got along enough that she wanted to meet him when he got out of jail.

its even possible that chris thinking he is jesus is because of flutter getting him more into bible studies by putting quotes in her letters to him. she may even be speaking dutch to chris and he thinks its finnish. flutter living in some form of religious community might also explain why she looks so weird. could just be the effects of generations of people never really marrying outside of their community.

i still think this whole theory is a massive long shot and most likely not possible but with chris anything can happen so who knows.

 

[BubbaRobot887]

I live near Amish country, there is no way she is Amish.

Something else is going on here.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

so i know people have been speculating that shes finnish but what if shes actually just amish or one of those connecting religions. the theory is filled with holes but i could see it being a thing .

if flutter is from one of the religions which frown upon constant technology use she would have no real knowledge of who chris is and its possible she started writing chris letters in jail not as part of any praetor scheme but because of some charity thing where her church wrote letters to people in jail and chris just so happened to get the letter from flutter and they got along enough that she wanted to meet him when he got out of jail.

its even possible that chris thinking he is jesus is because of flutter getting him more into bible studies by putting quotes in her letters to him. she may even be speaking dutch to chris and he thinks its finnish. flutter living in some form of religious community might also explain why she looks so weird. could just be the effects of generations of people never really marrying outside of their community.

i still think this whole theory is a massive long shot and most likely not possible but with chris anything can happen so who knows.

If she were Amish she'd have no knowledge of who he is and she would find him blasphemous because of his claiming to be jesus

 

[Pedophobe]

If she were Amish she'd have no knowledge of who he is and she would find him blasphemous because of his claiming to be jesus

Plus she'd be into Applejack not Fluttershy.

 

[Forest Portal Triumph 747]

She is an autistic MLP fan who lost her virginity at 30 (long time to lose it for someone with two x chromosomes) to someone who is arguably the most famous MLP fan on Earth, who didn't lose his "non-prostitute, non-geriatric mother" virginity until the age of 41.

Very fitting! There is something really poetic about all this, don't you think?

 

[Ammyterasu]

I saw a few Twitter comments about this, wondering who this Player 2 is and if it's Cabbage


I think it's just Chris cheating by using a 2nd phone and a 2nd Pokemon Go account. He probably uses this case he invented or a newer one to hold both phones.

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

I think it's just Chris cheating by using a 2nd phone and a 2nd Pokemon Go account. He probably uses this case he invented or a newer one to hold both phones.

You know what I can honestly see him legit saying that to himself and if he was called out by someone who knows about it IRL he'll say something like "Oh it's not my phone it's my Husband Magichans phone I am just holding it for him" and he thinks of it as that second controller he never got to used with a friend as a Kid Teen Adult technically.

 

[King Kiwi]

She had to go home to attend her cabbage patch on her Viking Island in Finland.

Flutter can't always stick around to mystify us, guys. We have to be selfless and realize a magical Viking cabbage sorcereress can only entertain us for so long.

 

[AnOminous]

As a matter of fact, I can.
Caden Michael Peck has moved to Maryville, Missouri, and is on 4,5 years of probation. He can't leave the state.

He physically can, though. It's not physically impossible to violate probation conditions and this dude does not appear to be big on obeying the law. It doesn't seem to be high on his priorities.

 

[The Un-Clit]

so i know people have been speculating that shes finnish but what if shes actually just amish or one of those connecting religions. the theory is filled with holes but i could see it being a thing .

if flutter is from one of the religions which frown upon constant technology use she would have no real knowledge of who chris is and its possible she started writing chris letters in jail not as part of any praetor scheme but because of some charity thing where her church wrote letters to people in jail and chris just so happened to get the letter from flutter and they got along enough that she wanted to meet him when he got out of jail.

its even possible that chris thinking he is jesus is because of flutter getting him more into bible studies by putting quotes in her letters to him. she may even be speaking dutch to chris and he thinks its finnish. flutter living in some form of religious community might also explain why she looks so weird. could just be the effects of generations of people never really marrying outside of their community.

i still think this whole theory is a massive long shot and most likely not possible but with chris anything can happen so who knows.

Is into pokeshit and cons. Flies on airplanes. Hangs around (and possibly fucks) someone who says they are Female Jesus.

Not Amish.

 

[Optimus Prime]

Tbh, I think the con was the last straw for her and she went back to where she came from because she had had enough.

I'm inclined to believe this, given the usual effect Chris has of alienating people who are not obligated to be around him out of employment or otherwise, and how she just completely vanished following the Con. This doesn't jive with how leading up to the con, we had pictures of the two in public doing shopping and whatever.

It may not simply be the fact Chris was kicked out of the con - though that definitely plays into it. The odd thing about Chris is that while he definitely is a known element in his native area, generally beyond the occasional redditor who snaps a pic the guy doesn't garner a lot of attention and is generally ignored (as people likely wait for him to finish his business and go away). This changes when Chris isn't in the greater Ruckersville area, because for something like a con, you're surrounded by a far younger demographic who very much would know who Chris is and treat him more as an attraction in of himself. That is a LOT of attention being garnered and from what we can obviously tell, it made Flutter extremely uncomfortable - she may simply have decided whatever reasons she had for being around Chris were not worth the negative attention people were giving them, and Chris of course being an oblivious idiot likely only made it worse since he'll blab about being god and such to anybody within hearing range.

IIRC, Chris also made a post about not wanting people to bother Flutter after that con, which suggests to me this was his attempt to 'patch things up' after she told him straight up why she didn't want to hang with him anymore. I'm firmly of the belief, barring any new developments, that Flutter is no longer involved with the greater sphere of influence regarding Chris and his affairs, so while we may never know how she got involved in the first place (until Chris inevitably tells us one day out of the blue, it wouldn't be the first time something like this has happened), so far she seems to have largely avoided the bad luck curse that comes to all who get involved with Chris.

 

[JT Marlin]

Come on, finding out Cabbage's identity is super easy. We just need someone to get hired by the airport, climb the management ladder and get the flight manifest from that day Chris picked her up. Easy.

More simple and hard.

 

[FinnSven]

its possible she started writing chris letters in jail not as part of any praetor scheme but because of some charity thing where her church wrote letters to people in jail and chris just so happened to get the letter from flutter and they got along enough that she wanted to meet him when he got out of jail.

While I am not saying this is likely, it is however the most possible part of your theory.

She wouldn’t have to be in a relatively extreme church or movement on par with the Amish however.
There are plenty of churches which would see reaching out to people in prison as a charitable duty of sorts.

However, correct me if I am wrong, but these letter writing schemes are rarely done for jails.
Long term prisoners, yes, but not jails as jails are for people who are not expected to be there very long.

So it really gets back to the theory that she must have known who Chris is before writing to him.

 

[King Kiwi]

I gotta wonder why Chris is so hush hush about her.

It's quite likely she's had some kind of hand in the goings-on behind the scenes, I wouldn't even put it past Caden telling Chris to keep quiet about her if he wants a place to live.

It's not that Chris can't shut up it just takes something important enough to get him to shut up.

Chris really didn't think he was going to lose his home and this would definitely be a deja Vu for him were the man half his age to tell him to take a hike.

There's also the fact that Chris was threatened with homelessness when went to Ohio and so we know that he is definitely afraid of being displaced.

 

[Magnificent Penis]

Can't help but respect Flutter a little bit. She got herself involved with this tard known for having little to no filter, has thousands of people from reddit faggots to kiwi autists obsessing over her identity and yet she has managed to remain elusive all this time. If she plays this right (and played it right before, not feeding Chris real info about her) she may just walk into the sunset, never having any confirmed links to this creature.

 

[Forest Portal Triumph 747]

Can't help but respect Flutter a little bit. She got herself involved with this tard known for having little to no filter, has thousands of people from reddit faggots to kiwi autists obsessing over her identity and yet she has managed to remain elusive all this time. If she plays this right (and played it right before, not feeding Chris real info about her) she may just walk into the sunset, never having any confirmed links to this creature.

it's not that hard to not get doxxed if all people have on you are pics and you don't have any friends or acquaintances who care enough or are aware enough to rat you out

the reason people who don't want to get doxxed in situations like these, tend to get doxxed, is because they have have nonexistent opsec measures

yes, it is somewhat impressive she hasn't gotten doxxed but if you really think about it, it's not that hard to avoid it especially if

-she lives in Finland, has an irl social circle who hypothetically could rat out her name but probably doesn't care enough or is aware enough of what she did in her trip to the USA
-doesn't use her real name on social media, doesn't use pics of herself on social media avatars
-tells Chris that she will continue to suck his dick and allow him to plow her raw Finnish puss unprotected as long as he doesn't reveal who she is. Chris is capable of following through on this as long as he is properly motivated. I assume she put a lot of effort into convincing him, and by effort I don't just mean consistent verbal explanations but also consistent cocksucking

Unfortunately for her, despite the fact that people who read my posts still don't know her name, they still know her face..and because of my posts they have mental images in their mind of her face sucking Chris Chad's dick. There are at least tens of thousands of brains (if not hundreds of thousands) out there in the world with such mental images, and it's going to increase further to the millions. She can relate to Monica Lewinsky who had many people all over the world imagine her sucking Bill Clinton's dick, though in her case it's arguably a bit more embarrassing.