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[HyperboreanRightsActivist]

10 minutes in a room with a woman and im reminded of why i have my username

 

[Sparkling Yuzu]

KF is probably the wrong place to announce your love of eating ass.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

I don't think Amerifarts are going to give up their corn syrup and fat people medications to kill eachother.

 

[Positron]

“My dick is finally big enough to jerk off between two fingertips!”

 

[Doxmatix]

"Your pussy smells like Wendy's"

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

He's gone up to that great big corn syrup dispensary in the sky...

 

[MrJokerRager]

Putin has done literally nothing wrong and you will now see troons and Globohomo cucks give me negative ratings in response to my objectively correct opinion.

 

[RACISM]

Is it really weening if you're actually having sex with a lolcow? She's in a league of her own at this point

 

[Meiwaku]

I'm glad you wouldn't trade your life for a man's anus.

Why do all your most retarded ideas work out in the end somehow?

The greatest contribution to human society that Christian Weston Chandler possibly makes is indirectly being the origin point of a website that is mounting a modern day defense against censorship and for the preservation of free speech.

Watching those two together was one of the most heartwarmingly vile things I've seen.

I would rather be sexless for a thousand years than touch that sunken-eyed filth ogre, much less allow her to touch me; I would rather have my virginity reinstated and made eternal like some kind of cursed genie's wish than allow her to come anywhere near my penis; I would rather chew my own cock off and drink a bathtub full of troonshine than put any part of my body near the yeast-infested horror hole between her legs.

50 years from now, are we going to get declassified CIA documents on secret project "MK-Autist"?

Every time that I see her I think of old musty furniture from finished basements straight out of the 1970s, and she has a face that looks like she might have down syndrome.

"Your pussy smells like Wendy's" -KingcobraJFS

 

[Seafarer]

On some level the point of whether or not licking another person's asshole is, on a technical level, safe or not is missing the forest for the trees.

At the end of the day you're licking an asshole

 

[Gentlebastard]

thank god
for a second thought i was going to be witness to another retarded autistic kiwi moment

You can dress yourself up in designer shit all you want but lipstick on a pig and all that still rings true.

In the future brits are probably going to say that Nigel is an afro-chinese name.

But trooning is crueller than drugs. Drugs will kill you, but trooning will make you kill yourself.

The fact that I've never heard of a femboy going on a rape spree supports my completely unfounded theory.

“Everyone knows streamers are the elites of this world…”

Might be time to go outside for a bit. Listen to some birds. Feel the breeze blowing your hair. Smell a flower.

I get it if you're on the road stop off for gas and need something to eat then sure. But to deliberately go to a gas station to order food? At that point you really need to ask yourself where your life is going.

"Being quite an emotional girly such as myself, i proceeded to have a schizophrenic meltdown."

The Feds can take my brap hog barn from my cold, dead hands!

I'm going to be mildly miffed if he uses his history of philanthropy to get into politics and the anti-christ turns out to be a former youtuber named beast.

It's just too on the nose.

 

[MrJokerRager]

Shut up nigger lover. I'd tell you to get raped by a pack of wild American niggers but that's probably your fetish so enjoy getting raped and stabbed to death by nafris and turkroaches instead.

 

[MrJokerRager]

The Captain and his pants-shitting slav blood feud sperging here just further reinforces my belief that bringing all these post-Soviet lolcow nations into NATO was a mistake.

 

[Black Man Underwear]

@Chaplainsama

jesus is my copilot and we're cruisin' for pussy

 

[BirdUp]

FagBoi >> #18040596
Posted on 2024-02-07 06:44:31 Score: 19 (vote Up) ( Report comment )
B-Bonnie what are you doi- O-Oh my... you're so huge, o-okay I guess you can use me ONE TIME!~

 

[Hamplanet Fitness]

Everything he does for her that isn’t euthanizing her with a shovel is a kindness.

 

[Tablet County]

Stop power leveling in a thread about pedophiles you retarded niggers.

6 months of constant daily rape by the records - It was honestly beautiful

Is Matthew Hardin the name of your new cat?

Do you have a cattorney?

Does he wear a little business suit when he's filling meowtions to dismiss with the court?

You can't be raped if Rape doesn't exist.

Hahahahahahahaha How The Fuck Are Incels Real Hahahaha Nigga Just Download Tinder Like Nigga Suck A Dick Haha

I’m also going to go on the record: though I eat ass I am not a cannibal.

 

[Clovis]

Sex acts are just way more degenerate when the people involved are ugly. It's science.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

Gotta look up Nazi memorabilia in between my fap sessions.

 

[RACISM]

Please tell me you can’t rent fursuits now…..