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[Seared Strawberry]

It could even be Colonel Mustard in the Study with a Revolver.

 

[JoseRaulChupacabra]

"Non-binary" amounts have become common in the industry as memory scaling has slowed down

My RAM identifies as ECC today.

My RAM started transitioning to ROM recently.

Man, I have been on this forum too long. That's all I'm gonna say.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

A thousand dildos lying on a carpeted floor. A long-haired cat looks on.

I am going to pretend that this photo is from right before a spring dildo cleaning or something, because otherwise this person owns a mid-range sedan's worth of dildos and just plain doesn't mind if they're covered with cat hair and lint.

Patting yourself on the back because you used to stick duct tape up your vagina before the mid to late 1990's sure is something.

Is it a-logging if I wish Pamperchu had died smoking meth?

 

[Gentlebastard]

I love the inclusion of ‘BYOB’ on the poster. A group of mentally ill defectives getting together for anything-goes amateur wrestling matches (in a slippery substance to boot)- what could POSSIBLY go wrong?

This is giving the same vibes as that man that has the wonder bread bimbo fetish.

Ten bucks says this guy ends up eating a kiddie pool's worth of Jell-O and vodka chaser to make his trouble worth it.

if there's anything I've learned from the Wikipedoa thread, it's that nigger lovers can't go ten minutes without getting a hard-on from thinking about dead nigger babies.

I got a little existentially scared for a second during that Wendy's review that there are probably in the hundred thousands if not millions of people that function daily like TamTam and Jack. Slur, gurgle, shuffle, munch, slur, gurgle. Drive to Wawmar. Slur. Gurgle.

This fat idiot's propensity to be pretentious is only second to his always being wrong.

I remember reading that in Medieval Europe about 1% of the population in any given year just got executed. I used to think that seemed like a bit of a high number all considered but the more you read shit like this the more you realize they probably had the right idea.

He is from a long line of rodeo clown cocksuckers who can suck a cock dry in seconds flat.

 

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

If he lets his amhole fill completely with dirt and gore, does it mean it can be squeezed out like a pimple?

 

[Return of the Freaker]

Let's unpack the situation and find out why he made this choice.





You:
-Went against his direct request
-Invaded his privacy and betrayed his trust
-threw something at him
-screamed at him
-express regret over not taking the opportunity to acquire embarrassing pictures to mock him with

Piss towel:
-reliably cleans his piss
-doesn't abuse or mock him

I think I have to give the point to piss towel here.

 

[Black Man Underwear]

I do miss the comraderie of the good ol' high school wigger pussy fight club

 

[chrisc]

unironically im just not dyno but go off

i just dont like them, similar to many other furfag vrchat players. why do you jump to conclusions like so?