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[Geraldine]

An EMT asks advice.
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Another one to check back on.

Found his pic.
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[Rosso]

An EMT asks advice.
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Another one to check back on.

Found his pic.
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How unlucky would have you to be to not only need an EMT, but have it been a troon as well?

 

[tZir]

I guess it's better than getting lymphoma from implants.
Also, I could be wrong, but you and all of your buddies sound super young. I know the trans bullshit is harrowing but I'm hopeful that your friends will grow out of it. Many people leave trans-prostitution-internet-cult bullshit behind once they get a proper job, get into a healthy romantic relationship, or find effective ways of managing physical or mental health issues, and honestly most of that just comes from age and experience.

well, I AM 21 lmfao. and a good chunk of them seem to have it mostly as a phase, so it should be ok. even if it werent the case, I've already distanced myself from the TQOMGSOMANYLETTERS+ fucks. I had my time running in their spaces and validating them like a good uwu ally. as my generation would say: I'm in, like, my TE (im not taking the RF long term) villain era.

 

[tZir]

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get a boobjob? don't go on hormones? go to the gym and grow pecs? still, to see a full-grown adult be like this reminds me the cult runs deep. well, at least he wont get srs... I hope. but males that """old""" who take this up are a lost case.

 

[deermeat]

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I thought the troons were able to still orgasm and have amazing orgasms. So weird that the trolls were right again!

I saw a thread on Twitter one time "debunking" all the "myths" surround the surgeries. They mentioned that "yeah youll lose feeling for long awhile, but then it will come back : D". They also mentioned that neovags are "self lubricating" unlike what those stinky transphobes claim.

The claim self lubrication and non chalant attitude about losing sensation for years is what stuck with me. The copium is so strong.

 

[Assigned Faggot At Birth]

Re: Packers

I think the closest thing a True & Honest™ woman would feel to the humiliation men feel when they pop an involuntary boner would be period stains. Yes, it's natural, and the leak is an accident, but I bet even the hardest of feminists would want to walk around sporting a visible period stain (unless they wanted it there for some fucked up reason). If no change of clothes is available, stealthily placed bags, books or sweater wrapped around the waist is the way to go for the rest of the day.

Pooners have the packers for their bulge filled delusions but I haven't seen any troon paint his clothes red/brown to give the illusion of a period leak (yet )

 

[Mitt Doggy Dogg]

Emily" is clearly a male. (Probably obvious to everyone here.) I thought he was just doing the typical troon thing of being coy and saying he's "female" because "it even says female on my birth certificate!" But he's literally claiming to be a "cis girl"??? I dunno just sounds like a weird role play/fantasy, he's probably just getting off to it. Actually, like ten years ago (?) there was apparently a TIM who larped as a (cis woman) TERF and he was apparently one of the biggest early TERF tumblr power users (?)

Do you need hugs? What I find funny about Emily is I've mentioned her multiple times going back at least as far as Dec or Jan and just noticed it today when someone quoted one of my older posts. I'm starting to think it's not just making a occasional mistake its

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What is an AMAB? From his description he wants a sit of concealed carry tits and that's it? Do doctors give ppl like him hormones? I wonder what he looks like?
Also at 35 why doesn't he wanna be a fem man, the men freaks always wanna be a cute girl uwu or a cute femboi
EDIT: AMAB = Always Mad About Bitches?

Some might have been wearing packers since they were todlers, having a trans kid was trendy in some circles already 10 years ago, they make packers for small children, and these kids would be in their teens now. Such progress!

Are these not the girliest peckers you've ever seen, like if I was gonna put a fake dick down my pants I'd want some chromed out piece of steel not some crocheted pocket pecker.

 

[Kitty kitty cat]

Sorry nigga but you can't put lipstick on a Uruk-hai

Aksjually you can and the Uruk-hai still looks better than the average tranny.

 

[Bookwork]

Are these not the girliest peckers you've ever seen, like if I was gonna put a fake dick down my pants I'd want some chromed out piece of steel not some crocheted pocket pecker.

As Derek Smalls taught us, such objects should not be worn to the airport.

 

[Mitt Doggy Dogg]

As Derek Smalls taught us, such objects should not be worn to the airport.

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roflmao, exactly

I think the closest thing a True & Honest™ woman would feel to the humiliation men feel when they pop an involuntary boner would be period stains.

I think this is the best way to explain it to a woman, any sane man would be humiliated to pop a woody in public.

Are you talking about those creepy fucking chestplates?

Are those those things that the actor Eliott Page(?) was recently photo'd wearing, it was like a silicon 6 pack or something

 

[Kumquat]

Spoiler: biology sperging

The phenotype "metaphor" falls flat because this distinct kind of hermaphroditism in these fish species, which is an actual phenotypic trait, is an expression of their genotype . They are genetically determined to become hermaphrodites. Humans are gonochoric (a scientific term that is probably gonna be "re-evaluated" by gender hacks), and just like in fish, our sexual phenotypes/attributes/whatever u call it are also determined by our genotype/gonosomes.
You do not "change your phenotype", the expressed receptors you stimulate with exogenous estrogen are the actual phenotype, you just activate pathways in tissues where they are normally not active.

I find it really baffling how these people say stuff like "this might have been true to a 5th grade biology class" (quote from above) while one of the first things you learn in biology class is the answer to the eon old question of why do men have nipples. And I'm pretty sure stuff like Swyer syndrome, Turner and Klinefelter is also part of every school's biology curriculum at some point, that's not some "advanced biology secrets" stuff.

The troon describing this phenomenon is deliberately engaging in false equivalence, a fallacy in reasoned argument almost always employed deliberately, in bad faith.

Comparing those species of fish to human beings is asserting that since this sex-changing trait occurs in nature, then human transitioning is thus inherently a perfectly natural process. Behold the troon, that gaudy miracle of fabulous nature.

The sheer dishonesty of it grates on the nerves.

It's incredibly fucking retarded, too. The science behind the stuff animals do is fascinating, and it's definitely worthwhile to refute it on those grounds, but even then, it's just fucking common sense. Humans are not animals. This shouldn't need to be explained. It's like if someone was eating their own shit, and you come along and say "hey, don't eat your own shit, that's disgusting and also really bad for you," and then the shit-eater replied "NU-UH! ELEPHANTS EAT THEIR OWN SHIT! KOALA BEARS EAT SHIT! DOGS EAT SHIT! IT'S TOTALLY NATURAL! GET EDUCATED, BIGOT!"

I fucking hate the "animals do it" argument, not just with trannies, but anybody who uses it. Animals do all kind of things that humans can not and should not do. Ducks have been observed having sex with corpses. Male lions will murder lion cubs if they were born from another male. Dolphins have been observed participating in gang-rapes of females. Many species of animals piss/shit on things to mark their territory. If a human did any of these things, they would either go to prison or an insane asylum, because we are humans, not fucking animals.

 

[Standardized Profile]

Real men who are not terminally pornsick coombrains do not like the idea of walking around in public with a visible cock bulge.

Maybe pooners will bring back Eldridge Cleaver's penis pants.



Happy Black History Month.

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I thought the troons were able to still orgasm and have amazing orgasms. So weird that the trolls were right again!

MTFs do have orgasms, but they're female orgasms. Which are apparently both rare and disappointing, if you believe troons or my ex.

 

[The Noticer]

MTFs do have orgasms, but they're female orgasms.

By this troons mean they get fucked in the ass.

Being a woman means being a hole, being fucked etc.

 

[Attractive Sexhaver]

Just getting it off my chest. I wanted to be happy, it has been a tortuous journey, but the day I complete 2 years of hormone therapy I realize that all of this has only brought me unhappiness. Before I knew I was trans I was also unhappy, I just exchanged one unhappiness for another. The hormones didn't do much for me, I'm not passable, I hate my body and I can't change into the body I idealized. If I could, I would stop being trans, but unfortunately that's not an option. I'm 49 years old and I'm mtf. Life is rubbish. I'm sorry for taking up your time and bringing such heavy words.

There's a huge replication crisis in the behavioural sciences, so everyone should take it with a huge grain of salt when "science" says 99.9% of troons are happy after transition and never experience regret, especially when there's a wealth of anecdotal evidence to the contrary.
It's clear that current surgeries do not even come close to allowing the kind of gender changes trannies envision. At best they allow some people to superficially pass at the expense of having a meaningful sex life. At worst people are mutilated for life.

Which naturally begs the question: since dysphoria is a recognised illness in the DSM-V, why are we trying to treat it with ineffective surgeries on the body, instead of using medication to moderate the dysphoria itself? The troons identified here surely would have been happier with a medication that reduces feelings of gender dysphoria instead of having agonising surgeries that left them worse off.

The troon describing this phenomenon is deliberately engaging in false equivalence, a fallacy in reasoned argument almost always employed deliberately, in bad faith.

Comparing those species of fish to human beings is asserting that since this sex-changing trait occurs in nature, then human transitioning is thus inherently a perfectly natural process. Behold the troon, that gaudy miracle of fabulous nature.

I fucking hate the "animals do it" argument, not just with trannies, but anybody who uses it. Animals do all kind of things that humans can not and should not do.

Wolves and great apes will run off and even murder members of their groups that display severe illness, cannot socialise, or put children at risk. Are these trannies really sure they want to pull on the "it's normal in the animal kingdom" thread?

 

[Law]

Ducks have been observed having sex with corpses.

https://archive.ph/TS6Jn

Male lions will murder lion cubs if they were born from another male.

https://archive.ph/cnnth

Dolphins have been observed participating in gang-rapes of females.

https://archive.ph/rZxaA

Many species of animals piss/shit on things to mark their territory.

https://archive.ph/PnKI6

If a human did any of these things, they would either go to prison or an insane asylum, because we are humans, not fucking animals.

If a human did any of these things, he would be transfered to a women's prison to terrorize the inmates there after whining about his gender or or he would get out early on good behavior or he would use gender ideology to convince people that his public fetish display was a civil rights protest.

I agree with you that the argument of "It's ok cause I found one other species of animals that do it sometimes" is a weak and inaccurate argument (I think it might actually be the naturalistic fallacy).
I'd encourage the wives of men who troon out to look at our friend the praying mantis, if you catch my meaning.

 

[TruffleSpark]

Jesus Christ, the sunk cost fallacy is strong with this one.

 

[basedman]

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I thought the troons were able to still orgasm and have amazing orgasms. So weird that the trolls were right again!

Haha I was just going to post the 1st tranny. Imagine being a porn sick coomer turned troon, and not being able to cum.

I was looking at their profile, and it's full of Ls


Autist


Yikes these are all basically back to back, with a bpd post that is waiting for mod approval

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cancelled valentines date to cry instead
The night before Valentine’s Day I (33F) had a dream about my ex (40F) where she was telling me about her new partner. I got really mad at her and yelled “Why tf would you think I would want to know about that?” Then her daughter (20F) showed up and I don’t remember what she said, but she was really mean to me. (Deserved after what I did.)

When I woke up I was really upset and depressed about it. I miss her. We were together nearly 2 years and living together for a while. We were on and off (usually off for just a couple days) and it was entirely my fault. I kept leaving to try and make things work with my spouse (33NB) who I’ve been separated from. I f*cked up our relationship so badly doing that that it became untenable. Eventually she just didn’t trust me anymore, which was completely fair. But she no longer wanted to be monogamous and I couldn’t handle it. When she went on a date with someone I had a complete meltdown, it was truly unbearable.

We got to this point where we were together but not together. We still spent most every day together and we would kiss, but not have sex. And she would always talk about how she needed to find a partner she could settle down with, because she no longer could trust that I ever would. At that point our relationship was already over, unfixable. I broke it off with her finally in early December, to try and make my family whole again. And we stopped talking in late December when she told me to block her because I didn’t want her drunk dialing me.

Anyway, I took a sick day yesterday because I was so depressed after that dream. I had a date planned with my spouse that I cancelled to cry in bed over my ex instead. Then I emailed her at midnight. (Not trying to get her back, just expressing some feelings, answering some questions she’d asked before we were no contact.) Today I’m still depressed about it and missed work again as well as a doctor’s appointment, but now I’m also anxious about the email I sent. After all I’ve done, I know we can’t be together, and she deserves better. But I miss her so much. We spent nearly every day together. We were silly together and so connected. I wish I could go back and change things, but some things can’t be undone.

I am trying to make things work with my spouse, but with the way it’s gone these last couple months, I’m not optimistic. I think I will have left her and given up our future together for nothing. I am so sad.

I know I’m the a*shole. I just wish I hadn’t been.

Fat

 

[Super Dilator Duel 3D]

wait a second.... do you see what i see?

ENHANCE!

Spoiler: it can't be...

(i couldn't find the original poster but this is close enough)

This is the second MTF troon I've seen on this site with a picture prominently featuring a piece of Space Invaders merchandise. The first one is actually what inspired my avatar and the general theme of my profile here, precisely because the idea of a tranny forcing his way into a woman's restroom while wearing a shirt that labels him as a "SPACE INVADER" makes me laugh hysterically. It seems the troons really identify with a race of grotesque deformed creatures performing a hostile takeover on normal society. Further research is required!

 

[Positron]

Many species of animals piss/shit on things to mark their territory.

Troons do it regularly, in women bathrooms.

 

[Hassou Tobi]

was looking at their profile, and it's full of Ls

The chance of that person 41%ing seems quite high.

Anyway, an ex-mod of the mypartneristrans sub talks about her divorce from an MTF troon after he throws away her love and patience so he can have an “anime harem”

Then I asked her how she even landed on polyamory, how this became her solution to her "void"? She talked about these Chinese drama shows she used to watch as a kid (fiction!!) and how the emperor had 4 wives and everyone kept telling him that he couldn't (this is polygamy, not polyamory!), then she talked about the "harem" style anime she watches (still fantasy ) and then thought about the love & ethics class she took in college that talked about polyamory and how love isn't a bad thing, so why do we even have rules?!

You just know this poor woman threw away all self-respect and decency to indulge this man’s fetish. And this is how he repays her.

Bet you anything regular old AGP got boring so he started listening to sissy hypno which made him want to be pseudo-bisexual (Blanchard).