Trainwreck Anisa Riyadh Jomha / @anisajomha & iDubbbz / Ian Kane Jomha / Ian Kane Washburn / "Anisa's husband" / "Poo-Pants Swastika Boy" - Anisa posting her bald nudes on OnlyFans even when married to Ian and thirsting over Hasan while her husband iDubbbz the Content Cuck/Simp/THE RAPED/ etc. watches

[LonelyEggRoll]

She just looks so frumpy and awful. Even in Seattle, or wherever they live, people must be laughing at her in the streets if she is clumping about the supermarket dressed like a teenager.

Her screeds on Instagram and Twitter where she announces what she has ‘just realised’ about herself for the week, are so self indulgent.

Does she not notice other adults don‘t act like this? Other thirty somethings are too busy getting on with having lives to be examining themselves constantly, then reporting on it in detail, thinking the public, who hate you by the way, would care?

 

[WTBOnlineFather]

I used to entertain the thought of getting one or two decent tats with meaning someday. Anisa helped me change my mind. Thanks Anisa for saving me money

 

[JelloJerk]

More Twitter and Instagram awful fashion and trying to convince everyone how happy she and Ian are. Didn’t he say on the h3 podcast after CC2 he hates going to the gym? Anyways…

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How depressing it must be to live your life on a tight routine and schedule with a handler barking at you, like a celebrity with none of the glamour. Anisa has proudly said numerous times about how she "HAS TO" organise everything and make plans because otherwise "then IAN WE never do anything".

Anyway. No one has commented on the jewellery yet:

1- She's wearing a cross again. Happy lent to our proud mooslim qween.
2-She mismatched the earrings. Wtf. Who mismatches earrings? (Please don't go on to tell me that they're supposed to be like that. They look fucking stupid).
She looks like a 5 year old who just went to her mum's jewellery box and put everything on for fun

Oh also, what is going on with her hair? It looks like some Marge Simpson shit hahahahaha.

EDIT:

Ouch! Might need some butter or something to get this one off.

No matter what she wears, anything that shows her back can't be saved.
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Look at that fucking hideous thing. She's in a skirt, doing a cutesy feminine pose and she just looks like some random junkie. Like she pissed her pimp off and he made her get the worst tattoo as punishment. Like she's been marked out of spite so no other man will want her.

As many times as I've already seen it, it still gets to me whenever she shows it again. It never gets any easier to look at, in fact it almost gets uglier over time. It's a magical, cursed tattoo that forms itself to appeal to the most basic sense of dread a human can comprehend.

Maybe that's why it was so expensive.

I was just about to comment this. It's just so thick and black and ugly. It's the only thing you can focus on. I just noticed she still has 1 untattooed leg left. The decision for her to tattoo her entire back instead of more shitty, cheaper stickers on the other leg first so it's at least more visibly uniform is so weird. Talk about impulsive...

 

[anisa_jomha_reciepts]

Latest quick podcast summary:

• Anisa and YMS are from the same city, went to the same school
  • Anisa has been fangirling over him for years. I think if he wasn’t gay, Anisa would’ve already made moves on him years ago
• Anisa made a video inspired by his style. Anisa doesn't appear in this video, she's behind the camera.
  • derail: Maybe deranged correlation, but I notice even when she was younger, Anisa consistently uses other people to be the front of her content.
• Many moments where furries are brought up and YMS mentions the topic of fetishes/kinks (Which could get interesting) but no one engages into it any further. (safe PC podcast ig)
• YMS says that it's hard for new content creators to get a footing in the YouTube scene and is okay with people starting off by critiquing existing works like movies, games, other people.
  • Anisa takes this as her time to talk about THEIR H8ERS!! Shares she dislikes the videos on other content creators, brings up boogie's and stuff like “downfall of idubbbz videos” - feels exploitative
    • She sympathizes with boogie in his documentary(and not, yknow, his battered exwife lmao)
• But idubbbz docuseries is different and not explotaitive because “he goes to the source and talks to the actual person” vs researching it online NOT LIKE OTHER CONTENT CREATORS GAIZZZ
• Bingo sheet, once again: Anisa interjects “I DATED A GUY ONCE WHO-"
• Played a “movie game” and it was so fucking cringe and awful.
  • Guessing what the guests rates a movie is fucking boring. There is dead air when idubbbz is trying to count the points. Why isn't Dane doing this? He's the assistant.
• Idubbbz can’t relate to YMS/Anisa’s furry awakening. Says the closest thing is him getting off on big anime titties(the irony)
• Plenty of times where Anisa and YMS get along for being Canadian. idubbbz just sits quietly smiling like an awkward asshole. Cuck.
• For being a podcast, they consistently don’t know how to fucking end one. It’s awkward and abrupt as fuck to go “weeeelll alright we did our hour, let’s wrap it up” THIS IS THE ONLY PROJECT YOU FUCKERS HAVE RIGHT NOW, PLAN BETTER!!! Jesus fucking Christ. Sorry imma sperg - it’s clear they think podcasting is an easy gig so because of this flawed reasoning, they barely put any effort into their own podcast. They think it fails because of the haters but it’s failing because they aren’t. FUCKING TRYING ffs MATI AAAAAAAA
• Also sorry I have to laugh, maybe they DO have to hire a set designer because what the fuck is this set up? Anisa and YMS are front center, and idubbbz is off to the side. Idk if Anisa subconsciously did it but it's giving "this is MY podcast, I'M the captain"

tl;dr better episode but still boring when the only insight idubbbz/anisa gives are surface level observations.

 

[JelloJerk]

Anisa made a video inspired by his style. Anisa doesn't appear in this video, she's behind the camera

Interesting. I think Adam has said that he used to make sketches in very early YouTube, but his current (and I would wager most successful) channel is from 2010. Does anyone know if he was popular before he created the YMS channel? Unless they actually knew each other in school or something and that's how Anisa came to know of his sketches. Did they go to the same school together? Or did they attend at different times?

Anyway, here's an archive of that. Pretty kino and unironically better than anything Anisa has done in the last 15 years:
Joey the Gargoyle [Uploaded Jun 14, 2007]

But idubbbz docuseries is different and not explotaitive because “he goes to the source and talks to the actual person” vs researching it online NOT LIKE OTHER CONTENT CREATORS GAIZZZ

What the fuck even is this argument. It's less exploitative to go to a sperg's location and shove a camera in their face in hopes they do something spergy vs just looking up what they have done? And if they're talking about Boogie. Are they talking about the Mike Clum documentary? Because the big draw of that was that he filmed IRL.

 

[Wu-Terf Clan]

More fit checks. She's dressing up in Ian's pants which are way too big

Ian is skinnier than her, why is she lying that those are his pants when it's obvious she just thrifted some zoomer pants?

 

[Battlecruiser3000ad]

It's quite remarkable how all her attempts at a sexy pose / look end up like that one famous photo of some girl taken by a serial killer right before the murder.

 

[Godmode]

Look at that fucking hideous thing. She's in a skirt, doing a cutesy feminine pose and she just looks like some random junkie. Like she pissed her pimp off and he made her get the worst tattoo as punishment. Like she's been marked out of spite so no other man will want her.

To be fair the heroin junkie femme-fatale look was a legit photo style in the 1990's. Unfortunately Anus looks more like a femme-autistic than a femme-fatale.

So the reason why they're so average despite training for like 5 years at this point (ian should be massive if he was as serious as anisa claims) is because they only go like twice a week at most.

It's hard to get jacked when you spend hours on hair, makeup and clothes (yet somehow still look retarded), go to the gym, do one rep while your pet cuck snaps a pic, then go home and obsess over social media all day. Anus isn't fooling anyone.

 

[Nikes_JustDoIt]

Someone pointed it out on Rdrama but Kristen Steward (the lesbian on the cover) looks more manly than Ian considering both are doing the greasy long hair and shitty tattoos

 

[Pim Fortuyn]

It's quite remarkable how all her attempts at a sexy pose / look end up like that one famous photo of some girl taken by a serial killer right before the murder.

Maybe she skinwalks that girl, if her fate is the same she would become quite famous, especially if the murder was gruesome. Imagine Idubbz whipping out her severed head at the end of a video.

 

[THE LAST LIFE]

Maybe she skinwalks that girl, if her fate is the same she would become quite famous, especially if the murder was gruesome. Imagine Idubbz whipping out her severed head at the end of a video.

Remember that time Ian was close friends with some Asian girl on twitter and Anisa changed up her entire style to mimic the Asian girl? It's entirely possible that Anisa actually is a skinwalker at this point.

 

[JelloJerk]

A detail I forgot to mention:

Her posture is quite bad.

 

[PetiteFeet]

As many times as I've already seen it, it still gets to me whenever she shows it again. It never gets any easier to look at, in fact it almost gets uglier over time. It's a magical, cursed tattoo that forms itself to appeal to the most basic sense of dread a human can comprehend.

Anisa's back tattoo keeps making me think of Red Dragon when Francis Dollarhyde shows off his back and talks about his transformation of himself and the people he killed. Except Anusa is forcing her audience to behold her own Dollarhyde transformation along with Ian's Dollarhyde victim transformation.

Flashback to that fantastic edit some talented kiwi did back when we first saw the shitting butterfly.

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Her posture is quite bad.

Troon posture, troon posture.

 

[TokiBun]

I know the answer already but it’s just so telling a grown ass woman with a husband is posting fit checks and selfies to the internet. Anisa no one cares. Taking a selfie isn’t a talent. You’re not a porn star, your not a model, you’re the very definition of an NPC. The only talent you have is sucking the joy out of a room. You can tell how emotionally immature someone is when they do attention seeking behavior like this. I’m fascinated by people who are this self absorbed and think they’re just SOOO interesting and just have to document every insignificant part of their lives.

 

[CharcoalChkn]

Funniest troon timeline is if Ian transitions and is hotter than Anisa.

 

[DumbDude43]

Funniest troon timeline is if Ian transitions and is hotter than Anisa.

anisa transitions and is manlier than ian

 

[Charnel Ground]

link / archive

Some other nonsense from shortly beforehand.

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archive

 

[CharcoalChkn]

If I am being honest, she did okayish with the filters here and these photos had a chance of being cute if it weren't for the god awful tattoos and being able to see her bra peeking through.

BUt LOL at the soft launching a pregnancy quote, the last thing this world needs is a mini Ian and Anisa. Jesus christ, she would mentally cripple that child.

 

[CptnSnshn]

The only morally correct thing to do here is to spam "lmao fat" under this till she crys her way into several tubs of Ben And Jerries

 

[anisa_jomha_reciepts]

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The past 3 years she’s been preaching how she loves herself and eats whatever she wants cus she HECCIN EXERCISES SOOO MUCH and now it’s back to ED? She’s whatever size gives her the most victim narrative