I will admit, I contribute little other than insults and the occasional art (I been lacking lately); but I appreciate the hell out of every update you do, sir.
You give me something to look and laugh at. Thank you for your fine contributions.
Thank you for the kind words, but also fuck you for giving me the spark to obsessively archive until I tap out again.
1. Elliot reposting marketing cringe from Honeycomb.io's very own
Anijah Moore, Technical Customer Success Manager. |
LinkedIn post.
Anijah is far more interesting to me in the short term because Elliot's LinkedIn page is like 70% reposts and 30% actual shit that he "created" (for want of a better term). Her LinkedIn avatar.
Her LinkedIn CV, as below.
Recommendations on LinkedIn that she's received, two of them being extremely recent posts by Honeycomb.io staff.
FYI - she gave the same people glowing recommendations. Half her recommendations on LinkedIn are tit-for-tat.
Her top skills on LinkedIn under the "about me."
Her other skills on LinkedIn. I didn't even realise that you could claim
CAMTASIA of all fucking things as a career-worthy skill. Does this mean that all the time I spent in middle school making shitty RuneScape PK videos using Camtasia and Sony Vegas 7 was actually worthwhile?!
This thread's ultimately about Elliot, so I'll refrain from posting
too much about her posting habits. If you're wondering why I felt compelled to shove her into this post, it's specifically because of
this post (shown below). Anijah seems like the type of corporate stooge who'll write "I hope this email finds you well" with an annoying amount of emojis at the end.
2. Elliot reposting some blatant advert for substandard mental health bullshit, presumably run by some
pasty Jewish broad who'd make for a fucking shit therapist. |
LinkedIn post
Alyssa's entire LinkedIn feed reads like sponsored Instagram ads for BetterHealth.
Her LinkedIn CV reads like a hollow upstart who coasts by on connections from Mommy and Daddy in Illinois while she's trying to "make it" in the Big Apple (eugh). Her kind (as in migratory yuppies) are the poison that's been killing New York for as long as I've been alive.
Her education is cookie-cutter white broad from out of state. She only did her masters at NYU.
Her recommendations received vs recommendations given.
Holy fucking shit, this broad actually did the hard work of
collating all the shit she ever published. God
damn, LinkedIn basically is Corporate Doxbin... maybe even Corporate Kiwi Farms? Oh God... I'm so fucking tempted to archive everything. If I do, I'm gonna tap the fuck out on future archiving for a good long while. For a different time, and potentially for a different autist to handle. I
3.
ATTN ALL FARMERS, HARVESTERS, PASTORALISTS: PAJEET PODCASTER DESTROYS OWN CREDIBILITY BY HOSTING EUNUCH RAPIST WITH MANDIBLE MADE OF MORTAR. |
LinkedIn post
Y'know... I tend to look the other way whenever pajeets are brought into the conversation for two reasons: one, I'm South Asian so anything I say about them can (and definitely will) be used against me and two, pajeets are generally such low-hanging fruit anyway. Nevertheless, I couldn't help but feel this weird malaise borne of legitimate confusion and second-hand embarrassment looking at this shit.
Podcast host LinkedIn page
Comments are disabled, as expected. I ripped the video, but the site's being gay and not letting me attach it. Enjoy, because I don't have the heart to continue knowing I spent like 20 minutes waiting for a ~110MB 360p video (it's an hour long) to upload, only for it to not save whatsoever.
